Posted: 1/22/2008 11:46:23 AM EDT
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the Major to their headquarters, the French General began to question him. The French General asked, "Why do your English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at," exclaimed the French General? In his bland English way, the Major informed the General that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. This little-known historical fact clearly explains why, from that day until now, all French Army Officers wear brown pants.  |
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Ted Nugent, rock star and hunter from America, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?' " Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.' " The interview ended at that point. |
Are you referring to the Albinoblacksheep site (  ) ..... If so... 
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Yep that's the one. Also found this news story......... Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory - effectively crippling their military 
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