Posted: 3/20/2012 3:57:48 PM EDT
| Guess there won't be anything on tv tonight but the local weathermen telling us to get in our storm shelters...NOW! Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over again. Ad nauseum. |
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Guess there won't be anything on tv tonight but the local weathermen telling us to get in our storm shelters...NOW! Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over again. Ad nauseum. storm shelters for what? just rain here ETA: I dont have TV |
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Yawn. It seems like the art of meteorology has been steadily regressing for years. Don't even get me started. IMO, today's meteorologist are bordering on terroristic threatening. Way beyond fear mongering. Sprinkles coming? RECORD BREAKING FLOODS, PUT OUT A FLOOD WARNING. Spring storms? TORNADOES! GET IN YOUR SHELTER OR YOU'LL ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS Sunny day? CHANCE OF STORMS 30%, BE PREPARED TO GET IN YOUR SAFE AREA. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! |
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Just coverin their asses, better to have people prepared than for something to happen and the sheep to " zomg y u no sai nuffin?!" I'd pay good money for a no-shit weatherman. "Don't listen to these other stupid fucks saying 20% this and 30% that. It's not going to rain. Seriously, don't worry about it. But if it does you can come down here and try to do something about it." "How the fuck do I know what the exact temperature will be at hourly intervals 36 hours in advance. It'll be cool in the morning and like kinda warm in the afternoon." "This storm is a real motherfucker. Capable of killing motherfuckers. Motherfucker why are you still listening to me go find some motherfucking cover and take your family with you. Or don't tell them, this bitch of a aystem will scare the shit out of them. Could be funny later depending on everyone's sense of humor. I'll put myself out there and forecast a 50% chance you'll get slapped in the grill." "I'm not gonna bullshit you today, your guess is as good as mine. Not a fucking clue over here." |