[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Promise Land

Posted: 4/3/2010 6:30:42 AM EDT

Got this in an email.

Over
five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of

Israel
"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels,

and
I will lead you to the Promised Land".

75
years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on

your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised

Land".

Now
Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised

the
price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I
got so depressed last night thinking about health care plans,

the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,

retirement
funds, etc. I called the suicide hotline.

Got
a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was

suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive

a
truck.....

Posted: 4/3/2010 6:52:28 AM EDT

[#1]

Well since were on the topic of crazy things,Clint Eastwood showed up in a dream as a lawyer for the Bradey campaign.

Posted: 4/3/2010 10:01:50 AM EDT

[#2]

I have a Garand with a tiger stripe paint scheme.

Posted: 4/3/2010 10:38:17 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I have a Garand with a tiger stripe paint scheme.

Sexy squared

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Posted: 4/3/2010 4:21:35 PM EDT

[#4]

hump backed whales don't like orcas because they chase them.

-Alex (my 4 year old)

Posted: 4/3/2010 4:27:05 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

I have a Garand with a tiger stripe paint scheme.

Man, I saw that rifle in another thread. VERY sweet.

Posted: 4/3/2010 4:55:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Here is something sweet!~ http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1021543