Posted: 11/6/2009 9:08:20 AM EDT
Straight from Craigs List, so it has to be legit
Listen I need a place to stay and a ride to get there. I am taking a huge chance here but I am out of options. I have a plane ticket and am going to be on a plane in 9 hours. This has been a weird year to be me. Anyway I am mentally stunted in the emotion department. I have more issues than the United Nations. So I need a place to stay for a while, preferably close to the Peninsula hospital. I am not crazy in the way that I will, sit on a bathroom floor and cry while cutting myself. I need to get a job at that hospital. It is a teaching hospital and trauma unit. Anyway I already bought the ticket and scared the shit out of the last guy so there will be no sex. No fuzzy feelings. You get a great cook and I get a free place for 30 days. After that I will pay rent. Or be forced to come home. Home is the problem. This is not my home or the life I am supposed to have. Come on I know you guys love the crazy ones. |
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Dude, don't make posts about my fiancée's Craigslist ads. 
I mean, sure, she wasn't my fiancée when she posted that ad, but still...  That makes sense then I mean the whole no sex clause is obviously a veiled attempt at marriage Maybe she means "no sex" in the sense that Bill Clinton "did not have sex with that woman." |
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My last GF was a crazy little ball of fire. Literally not easy to kick out. Then there may or may not be a lingering period of psychotic revenge. Crazy = caliente, perhaps, but the fallout could be costly. Ever be talking to her and suddenly her head spins around to another face and you aren't talking to the same person anymore? Or you repeatedly find yourself thinking 'WTF just happened?' but it's already too late? I'm telling you she was a succubus who's mission was to drain the life and money out of me. Destroyer of worlds. Just saying boys, keep'em protected if you are with miss loco vida. |