Posted: 6/25/2013 5:13:38 PM EDT
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Well, like most I have been a long time "lurker" here but only recently signed up. I was advised by a good friend to introduce myself and give my opinion on the three most important topics that ever come across any forum. Bicyclists on roadways, my favorite flavor of poptarts and of course 9mm vs 45acp.
So here goes. Hello everyone, I'm me. I do not believe bicyclists should be on the roadway they belong on sidewalks. I drive my car/motorcycle on a road, when there is no more road I don't keep driving. So when they run out of sidewalks it's time to turn around. Simple. I don't have a favorite poptart mostly because I don't eat them. But if I were to invent one I assume it would taste similar to Jack Daniels Old #7. As for the 9mm vs 45acp. I see no reason to compare one another I own both and they both have different purposes that the other cannot fulfill. It's an argument that one side will never win over the other, and since I rarely wrong I will not take a side. I was just informed via text message to include my opinion on "beans or no beans" in chili. It's chili, it has beans. If it does not it is no longer chili and all further arguments are invalid. Good day everyone 
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swing and a miss! Let's see if you can redeem yourself new guy. What do you think about cats? I don't exactly know, never tried them. You fry em' or grill em"? You was doing great until you posted that. I love cats. Any ways welcome aboard. You should fit in just fine. |
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Welcome! 
You had me until "beans". Myself, I cannot stand them. You will get along fine here. I like no bean chilli and there is a cat sleeping in my bed. The friend lied to you. Would have been better off coming on and telling us where about you are and whether you are able bodied enough to join one of the hometown militia squads. |
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Welcome!
You had me until "beans". Myself, I cannot stand them. You will get along fine here. I like no bean chilli and there is a cat sleeping in my bed. The friend lied to you. Would have been better off coming on and telling us where about you are and whether you are able bodied enough to join one of the hometown militia squads. You just have to beat joel in a foot race and you're in. 
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Welcome!
You had me until "beans". Myself, I cannot stand them. You will get along fine here. I like no bean chilli and there is a cat sleeping in my bed. The friend lied to you. Would have been better off coming on and telling us where about you are and whether you are able bodied enough to join one of the hometown militia squads. You just have to beat joel in a foot race and you're in. Joel has told me at least 3 times that he is fast on the feet. How far will this foot race go? |
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You just have to beat joel in a foot race and you're in. Joel has told me at least 3 times that he is fast on the feet. How far will this foot race go? I suggest 38 feet farther than Joel can run. Which, by the way, is a LOOOONG fucking ways further than Imma run. |
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Welcome!
You had me until "beans". Myself, I cannot stand them. You will get along fine here. I like no bean chilli and there is a cat sleeping in my bed. The friend lied to you. Would have been better off coming on and telling us where about you are and whether you are able bodied enough to join one of the hometown militia squads. You just have to beat joel in a foot race and you're in. Joel has told me at least 3 times that he is fast on the feet. How far will this foot race go? You guys are fun 
OP, do you hate Spetic? Don't fuck this one up 
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Welcome!
You had me until "beans". Myself, I cannot stand them. You will get along fine here. I like no bean chilli and there is a cat sleeping in my bed. The friend lied to you. Would have been better off coming on and telling us where about you are and whether you are able bodied enough to join one of the hometown militia squads. You just have to beat joel in a foot race and you're in. Joel has told me at least 3 times that he is fast on the feet. How far will this foot race go? From what I saw on Saturday, just let it get hot enough and he will tap out after about 10 feet. Otherwise, I think the 400 meter dash would be optimal. |
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you're off to a shit start new guy... the REAL question is minion or resistance? Otherwise worded... Do you have some sort of pseudo-sexual attachment to garden implements or do you like to slaughter them wholesale? Pretty calm response really. |
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you're off to a shit start new guy... the REAL question is minion or resistance? Otherwise worded... Do you have some sort of pseudo-sexual attachment to garden implements or do you like to slaughter them wholesale? Pretty calm response really. 
i had forgotten how funny that shit was... lol. |
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New guy, um don't try too hard to understand the inside jokes, it will keep you brain from frying. Welcome. Now say something mean about AK's or unions and you will round out the thread. Union built AKs/ |
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Wait! Iowa has hometown militias. Sonofab... how come nobody told me? You guys suck...
That's okay, though. If you have to run 400 yards, I don't want to be in it. I mean, holy mother of god, I would have to get out of my chair for that shit. And then you would have to walk all the way back. That's a long ways. Like 399 yards further than I am willing to go, unless there is beer and free ammo at the end of that run. Welcome new guy :) BTW - real chili doesn't have beans, but good chili does 
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you're off to a shit start new guy... the REAL question is minion or resistance? Otherwise worded... Do you have some sort of pseudo-sexual attachment to garden implements or do you like to slaughter them wholesale? Pretty calm response really. Brings a tear to one's eye when a man loses his shovel like that... sniff... |