Posted: 4/12/2010 11:05:00 PM EDT
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Son: Dad, my stomach doesn't feel good Me: What's it fell like? Son: 
Me: Oh, that explains it Glad I'm home and can help out. Sucks to be home alone w/ sick kids. |
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Ah yes, the joys of parenthood. I know them well. I've had the same scenario except my son was sitting on the couch and the choice seemed to be that he was going to puke on the couch or carpet. So what does a father do? Scoop him up and let him puke all over me because its easy to take a shower and throw my clothes in the washer machine. |
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Ah yes, the joys of parenthood. I know them well. I've had the same scenario except my son was sitting on the couch and the choice seemed to be that he was going to puke on the couch or carpet. So what does a father do? Scoop him up and let him puke all over me because its easy to take a shower and throw my clothes in the washer machine. "Luckily" he hit his bed, and not the carpet. I know from experience that you can't rent a carpet cleaner at 2AM. Easy to change the mattress pad and sheets. |
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Yep, I know that scenario well. Hope he feels better soon and you both get some rest. Thanks. We all slept in a bit. I'm wondering if it was the Rotisserie chicken we got from Sam's club yesterday. 3/4 of us had some sort of discomfort after eating it yesterday. |
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Yep, I know that scenario well. Hope he feels better soon and you both get some rest. Thanks. We all slept in a bit. I'm wondering if it was the Rotisserie chicken we got from Sam's club yesterday. 3/4 of us had some sort of discomfort after eating it yesterday. Time to call DKING or some other PI attorney. :) |
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Yep, I know that scenario well. Hope he feels better soon and you both get some rest. Thanks. We all slept in a bit. I'm wondering if it was the Rotisserie chicken we got from Sam's club yesterday. 3/4 of us had some sort of discomfort after eating it yesterday. About how long after eating it did everyone start to fell bad? |
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Yep, I know that scenario well. Hope he feels better soon and you both get some rest. Thanks. We all slept in a bit. I'm wondering if it was the Rotisserie chicken we got from Sam's club yesterday. 3/4 of us had some sort of discomfort after eating it yesterday. About how long after eating it did everyone start to fell bad? My wife within the hour. Me within a couple of hours My son complained about a stomach ache at ~ 5 hours and vomited at ~ 6 hours My daughter had no symptoms We had some new mashed potato mix that we had not used before. My daughter didn't eat much of it. One of those where you add potato flakes to boiling water. That's the only thing we had that she didn't eat very much... or it could have been the sprinkles we put on top of her mashed potatoes that counteracted things.  .
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As I just learned in the other thread, you can download free antivirus software and if that doesn't work trade the kids in for a mac that doesn't get sick. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The first part of my last name is very close to MAC, so I think that disproves that theory. 
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Sheesh. My 3yo is the projectile vomit machine. If he is sick, he tosses. If he cries, he tosses. If he sees snot or a booger, he tosses. If he shoves an entire hotdog including bun and pickles and onions in his mouth while still trying to keep the straw in there, he tosses...... He has hit the car the truck the IHOP the WAHO the bed the couch the floor the dog the wife me everything....  A little girl sneezed out a bubble of snot in front of him and he tossed all over him and her.
I have thrown away have the house because he either broke it or yakd on it. I guess he'll never be a doctor. |
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used to leave a towel and bucket next to their beds if they were running a fever. Eventually got them trained. Even got myself trained to hear the beginning of the vomit and make it to their bed with a bucket before it hit the floor.
Never slept well until they were all around 10. Looked even worse than I do now. |
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Sheesh. My 3yo is the projectile vomit machine. If he is sick, he tosses. If he cries, he tosses. If he sees snot or a booger, he tosses. If he shoves an entire hotdog including bun and pickles and onions in his mouth while still trying to keep the straw in there, he tosses...... He has hit the car the truck the IHOP the WAHO the bed the couch the floor the dog the wife me everything.... A little girl sneezed out a bubble of snot in front of him and he tossed all over him and her.
I have thrown away have the house because he either broke it or yakd on it. I guess he'll never be a doctor. Wow, ya'll have it rough. Hopefully he grows out of that. What's a WAHO? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Sheesh. My 3yo is the projectile vomit machine. If he is sick, he tosses. If he cries, he tosses. If he sees snot or a booger, he tosses. If he shoves an entire hotdog including bun and pickles and onions in his mouth while still trying to keep the straw in there, he tosses...... He has hit the car the truck the IHOP the WAHO the bed the couch the floor the dog the wife me everything.... A little girl sneezed out a bubble of snot in front of him and he tossed all over him and her. I have thrown away have the house because he either broke it or yakd on it. I guess he'll never be a doctor. Wow, ya'll have it rough. Hopefully he grows out of that. What's a WAHO? Waffle House. Were you born south of the mason dixon? |
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Sheesh. My 3yo is the projectile vomit machine. If he is sick, he tosses. If he cries, he tosses. If he sees snot or a booger, he tosses. If he shoves an entire hotdog including bun and pickles and onions in his mouth while still trying to keep the straw in there, he tosses...... He has hit the car the truck the IHOP the WAHO the bed the couch the floor the dog the wife me everything.... A little girl sneezed out a bubble of snot in front of him and he tossed all over him and her.
I have thrown away have the house because he either broke it or yakd on it. I guess he'll never be a doctor. Wow, ya'll have it rough. Hopefully he grows out of that. What's a WAHO? Waffle House. Were you born south of the mason dixon? Nope. I've always called it the Awful Waffle. |
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Quoted: Ah yes, the joys of parenthood. I know them well. I've had the same scenario except my son was sitting on the couch and the choice seemed to be that he was going to puke on the couch or carpet. So what does a father do? Scoop him up and let him puke all over me because its easy to take a shower and throw my clothes in the washer machine.  LOMFAO! Thought I was the only one who thought that way! Same scenario with my daughter few years back. THAT SMELL!!!  |