Posted: 3/17/2009 4:38:07 PM EDT
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Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes. Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A. It stands between him and the First. Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer. Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date. Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed the pentagon. Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist. Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic. There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure. I ran across these today here. These are some of the funnier ones I remembered. |
