Posted: 3/20/2012 9:24:10 AM EDT
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I've seen people post several times " thanks, you made me spew coffee" or " you owe me a keyboard now"
Well, I always thought this was stupid and just fake. Until now......... When I got to the part where your dad threw you a poker and proceeded to chase an opossum, I sent the mostly chewed / in process of swallowing meat lovers pizza through my nose. It was painful and nearly explosive. I had pepperoni on the H key and sausage on the screen. My arm was riddled with cheese remnants and I still have something lodged between my nose and throat. It kinda burns. Thank you The original post I was in my room reading and I heard a blood-curdling scream and what sounded like Dad falling down the stairs. I jumped up and ran to the door to the basement. Dad's not at the bottom of the steps, so I head downstairs to see if he's OK. I'm halfway down and notice Dad standing next to the fireplace. He yells, "Catch!" and throws me one of the pokers. As I'm standing there thinking, "WTF??" he runs by and starts chasing a opossum that was in our basement.
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