Posted: 1/13/2011 8:07:25 AM EDT
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GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE: Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled: 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegal's wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver. FOR THE LAST TIME....... THE DAMN DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!" Pumping gas yesterday and one of these little punks pulled up to the pump next to me. I have finally had enough of this, so I said something to him. Along the lines of "and you little punks wonder why nobody respects or listens to you" Let me tell you, I am only 28 years old and I can remember "learning" how to cuss at someone. The filth pouring out of this kids mouth was just random words that were not even linked together. If i thought I could have gotten away with it I would have bent that little punk over my knee and whipped his a ss with my belt. No need to pull his pants down they were already down. Anyway long story short, I dont need to use the dog, just need to know where you had him trained |

