Posted: 8/10/2011 10:53:09 AM EDT
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so Im crusiin on I44E minding my biz, I was a little north of the fairgrounds area. There were some dump trucks and other assorted big rigs on the road, no big deal, I gave them their space. But then along comes this dickhead in a Hyundai and another in an older Shitty Chevy. I dunno who the fuck bought these assfaces how to drive, but they seemed to try to get some folks killed today 
Both of these fuckers cut people off, no signals, break-checking people who were 20ft away 
But then they got in a tight spot having to decide when and how to pass the big trucks and get out from behind slower cars. Fuck me running, these stupid fucks were cutting off the big rigs and dump trucks!!! Im talking like a foot or two, just clearing the front bumper. These assholes either wanted to cause a wreck, kill someone or commit suicide by 18 wheeler or dump truck
They fuckhead driving the hyundai tried to cut me off until I pinned him to the left of a speed limit car, behind another and the me to his left 
But then the car on the far right came to its exit 
I was begining to have fun with these ass monkeys until they started fuckin with the trucks, then I backed off cause as much as i dislike shitty Chevy, I didn't feel like eating chevy parts as the truck gets clobbered by the other truck 
Fucking retarded ass monkey fuck heads  WTF are they teaching in Drivers Ed nowadays??
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[Rant] so Im crusiin on I44E minding my biz, I was a little north of the fairgrounds area. There were some dump trucks and other assorted big rigs on the road, no big deal, I gave them their space. But then along comes this dickhead in a Hyundai and another in an older Shitty Chevy. I dunno who the fuck bought these assfaces how to drive, but they seemed to try to get some folks killed today
Both of these fuckers cut people off, no signals, break-checking people who were 20ft away
But then they got in a tight spot having to decide when and how to pass the big trucks and get out from behind slower cars. Fuck me running, these stupid fucks were cutting off the big rigs and dump trucks!!! Im talking like a foot or two, just clearing the front bumper. These assholes either wanted to cause a wreck, kill someone or commit suicide by 18 wheeler or dump truck
They fuckhead driving the hyundai tried to cut me off until I pinned him to the left of a speed limit car, behind another and the me to his left
But then the car on the far right came to its exit
I was begining to have fun with these ass monkeys until they started fuckin with the trucks, then I backed off cause as much as i dislike shitty Chevy, I didn't feel like eating chevy parts as the truck gets clobbered by the other truck
Fucking retarded ass monkey fuck heads WTF are they teaching in Drivers Ed nowadays??
[/Rant] Dude, whats up with you and FISTer today? 
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I was wondering what motherfucker pinned me in behind a slow moving car on my way to the hospital, even had my hazzard lights on and they kept fucking with me, man if the car in front of me wouldn't have turned off of 44 my passenger mighta bled to death Hey! Your blow up doll with a slow leak DOES NOT constitute as a bleeding passenger 
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I was wondering what motherfucker pinned me in behind a slow moving car on my way to the hospital, even had my hazzard lights on and they kept fucking with me, man if the car in front of me wouldn't have turned off of 44 my passenger mighta bled to death Hey! Your blow up doll with a slow leak DOES NOT constitute as a bleeding passenger by your reply you must have mistaken me for Dan  .
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I have made the "rapid" trip to the hospital but you can not place other people in danger doing it..
On 9/11 I was working in Mississippi at a small Bank. The guy with me and I decided we would just drive our rental car back to Oklahoma and not risk dealing with the problems with commercial aviation at the time... We were in La. somewhere, at night and a La. State Trooper flies by us escorting a black Tahoe with another Trooper behind him... Thought that was interesting. Then a little later a pickup comes up from behind fast with it's hazards on. The idiot in front of me pulls over and slows down on purpose to block the guy. Don't really understand why. The guy in the Pickup finally holds his badge out the window and the guy lets him pass... |
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I was wondering what motherfucker pinned me in behind a slow moving car on my way to the hospital, even had my hazzard lights on and they kept fucking with me, man if the car in front of me wouldn't have turned off of 44 my passenger mighta bled to death Hey! Your blow up doll with a slow leak DOES NOT constitute as a bleeding passenger by your reply you must have mistaken me for Dan .
It's easy to tell neither of you are getting any. 
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Damn dude what if they were trying to get to the hospital and you pinned then in???? yeah, but what if they were rushing to hold up a liquor store, or ...place a ied on a gas line? damn dude, you're a hero! Very thin line between hero and zero So wheres that leave you?
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Damn dude what if they were trying to get to the hospital and you pinned then in???? yeah, but what if they were rushing to hold up a liquor store, or ...place a ied on a gas line? damn dude, you're a hero! Very thin line between hero and zero So wheres that leave you? Getting all he wants. That happens with us older peckerwoods. We get all we want.
Usually more than we can handle. 
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