[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Drivers at Tinker (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/25/2011 7:49:10 PM EDT
| Man, what is it with the people at Tinker? If it's not random Airmen(yeah, I know it's an Airman, the crotch rocket, gloves, reflective belt, boots, helmet with plastic mohawk, and ABUs give it away) performing death defying stunts on their way out the gate, it some retard in a ricer. This afternoon, some asshole in a yellow hummer cut me off trying to race his way out of the gate. Seriously, is it worth my life to get home in time to watch Family Guy? |
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Your half brother inlaws third cousins step childs divorcee's twice removed uncles great aunts disowned sons once removed sisters babies momma's second boyfriends prision buddies neighbor from down the streets exchange students drama partners tutors pastors understudy bud from kenyas' second wifes sons coaches mentors battlebuddy . . . . . .
You know that guy . . . . 
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Your half brother inlaws third cousins step childs divorcee's twice removed uncles great aunts disowned sons once removed sisters babies momma's second boyfriends prision buddies neighbor from down the streets exchange students drama partners tutors pastors understudy bud from kenyas' second wifes sons coaches mentors battlebuddy . . . . . . You know that guy . . . . The one with the handlebar moustache, or the heart tattoo on his arm that says "MOTHER"? |
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Your half brother inlaws third cousins step childs divorcee's twice removed uncles great aunts disowned sons once removed sisters babies momma's second boyfriends prision buddies neighbor from down the streets exchange students drama partners tutors pastors understudy bud from kenyas' second wifes sons coaches mentors battlebuddy . . . . . . You know that guy . . . . The one with the handlebar moustache, or the heart tattoo on his arm that says "MOTHER"? No, thats Steve, its his cousins brother . . . ah hell not again . . . Steves got the one shot one kill tattoo anyways . . . . . . . just sayin |
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Your half brother inlaws third cousins step childs divorcee's twice removed uncles great aunts disowned sons once removed sisters babies momma's second boyfriends prision buddies neighbor from down the streets exchange students drama partners tutors pastors understudy bud from kenyas' second wifes sons coaches mentors battlebuddy . . . . . . You know that guy . . . . The one with the handlebar moustache, or the heart tattoo on his arm that says "MOTHER"? No, thats Steve, its his cousins brother . . . ah hell not again . . . Steves got the one shot one kill tattoo anyways . . . . . . . just sayin Who was the guy with the "DETH BEFORE DISMOUNT" tattoo that had the hilarious misspelling? Was that Charles? |
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search the archives for justinok34's "pulled over today in MY stolen hummer".
see if you can pick the offender from a line up. maybe it got stolen again. i know my car wouldn't be a speed bump for that t-rex. BTW if i worked (?!) at Tinker my #1 goal would be to get the hell outa there,too. |
Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here.  Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. |
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife. 
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey!
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife.
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey! Who said he was our favorite? I don't remember anyone making that decision. 
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife.
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey! Who said he was our favorite? I don't remember anyone making that decision. How about our ONE jet jockey? Does that meet your approval? 
A little thread drift here - you do have Cajun blood in your ancestry? If you do, you might understand a little french. Let's see if you can translate this - Consume manure, monsieur!
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife.
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey! Who said he was our favorite? I don't remember anyone making that decision. How about our ONE jet jockey? Does that meet your approval?
A little thread drift here - you do have Cajun blood in your ancestry? If you do, you might understand a little french. Let's see if you can translate this - Consume manure, monsieur! I actually do have a little creole in the woodpile. I would kindly suggest that you eat it. |
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Check your IMs.  Dan sent me this: "Your nakedness. Let me gaze upon it." Very creepy....I think if Dan was a dinosaur, he'd be an Eatadickasaurus. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
Or contact PC to live them if you want.  He's too busy making my BHP holster. |
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife.
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey! Who said he was our favorite? I don't remember anyone making that decision. How about our ONE jet jockey? Does that meet your approval?
A little thread drift here - you do have Cajun blood in your ancestry? If you do, you might understand a little french. Let's see if you can translate this - Consume manure, monsieur! I'm not the only 'jet jockey' here. 
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Sorry to disappoint everyone, I wasn't driving on base yesterday afternoon (was at a funeral), and I haven't driven my HUMMER since last weekend. And I've never seen another yellow H1 on base since I've been here.
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Yellow H1 guy is a member here. Yeah, he was the guy whinning about being stopped by OKC or MWC PD wasn't he? Hi, I don't believe we've met. Who the hell are you? It was the Oklahoma County Sheriff that pulled me over. I don't believe I'd tell Justin who you are. He might call in a bunch of B52s and bomb you into the afterlife.
Just a warning, don't be friggin' with our favorite jet jockey! Who said he was our favorite? I don't remember anyone making that decision. How about our ONE jet jockey? Does that meet your approval?
A little thread drift here - you do have Cajun blood in your ancestry? If you do, you might understand a little french. Let's see if you can translate this - Consume manure, monsieur! I'm not the only 'jet jockey' here. If there are more zoomies, point them out to us so we can mock them properly. ETA: And claim the case of ammo. |
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Dan is full of crap, of course. No doubt. But I am still the most handsome, supremely intelligent and genuinely modest guy you've ever known. And with all that Grit you did not get Senator Barrington to change his mine , I did call the day you was their in his office from work on my Brks |
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Dan is full of crap, of course. No doubt. But I am still the most handsome, supremely intelligent and genuinely modest guy you've ever known. And with all that Grit you did not get Senator Barrington to change his mine , I did call the day you was their in his office from work on my Brks There was no way he was going to change his mind. You see he feels he has to protect you from gun toters who might go crazy. What he won't say is he doesn't think you can be trusted with a gun to protect yourself. There isn't any changing an elitist's mind when they think you are below them. 
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Dan is full of crap, of course. No doubt. But I am still the most handsome, supremely intelligent and genuinely modest guy you've ever known. And with all that Grit you did not get Senator Barrington to change his mine , I did call the day you was their in his office from work on my Brks There was no way he was going to change his mind. You see he feels he has to protect you from gun toters who might go crazy. What he won't say is he doesn't think you can be trusted with a gun to protect yourself. There isn't any changing an elitist's mind when they think you are below them.
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
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I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. |
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine: http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. You got a bad ride there, fly boy!
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Quoted: So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son? Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. |
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We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. You were just yanking his chain?
Or in this case, pissing in his turbine?
I'd hate for my junk to get sucked into the turbine and FOD it out. I'd have to ask your boyfriend PC but I'm pretty sure it ain't no big thing.
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed.
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Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Yeah, don't piss Justin off or you may find out what Arc Light means!
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Me call in an anonymous tip, on myself?
I had not considered this thread was about the stolen H1 since I believe that truck is long gone out of this city. DoubleARon never gave all of the facts in his original post so I pretty much doubted he saw an H1 leaving base on Friday afternoon and of course, I was right. Just a troll attempt from a borderline mentally unstable individual. Guess the Army does that to some. 
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Me call in an anonymous tip, on myself?
I had not considered this thread was about the stolen H1 since I believe that truck is long gone out of this city. DoubleARon never gave all of the facts in his original post so I pretty much doubted he saw an H1 leaving base on Friday afternoon and of course, I was right. Just a troll attempt from a borderline mentally unstable individual. Guess the Army does that to some.
Good thing for some folks to remember
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Me call in an anonymous tip, on myself?
I had not considered this thread was about the stolen H1 since I believe that truck is long gone out of this city. DoubleARon never gave all of the facts in his original post so I pretty much doubted he saw an H1 leaving base on Friday afternoon and of course, I was right. Just a troll attempt from a borderline mentally unstable individual. Guess the Army does that to some.
No, I meant that Double A should call in a tip about seeing the stolen yellow H1. You being pretty much the only owner of a yellow H1, would then be able to give us the blow-by-blow details of a felony traffic stop!
That sounds like it could be hilarious. 
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So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son?
Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip!
But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Me call in an anonymous tip, on myself?
I had not considered this thread was about the stolen H1 since I believe that truck is long gone out of this city. DoubleARon never gave all of the facts in his original post so I pretty much doubted he saw an H1 leaving base on Friday afternoon and of course, I was right. Just a troll attempt from a borderline mentally unstable individual. Guess the Army does that to some.
No, I meant that Double A should call in a tip about seeing the stolen yellow H1. You being pretty much the only owner of a yellow H1, would then be able to give us the blow-by-blow details of a felony traffic stop!
That sounds like it could be hilarious. I guess you're taking over as the forum blow-by-blow expert. Hope Rat isn't too offended by that, I know he really took that job seriously.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So did you actually see a yellow HUMMER (H1) similar to mine driving off base Fri afternoon, or was it an H2, H3, or is this just a pathetic attempt, son? Reference mine ("H1"): http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp73/justinok34/hummer/DSC02973.jpg H2: http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/YellowHummerH2_2.jpg H3: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_31A1OuxefTU/TPzhJYjQLgI/AAAAAAAAFYU/lNiYLn3t4_w/s1600/h2.jpg I'm just curious, it'd be cool if there was another H1 owner in the area that I don't know. We're just giving you a hard time over the getting pulled over thread from a few days ago. Have you considered it might have been the stolen H1 the officer was looking for? Perhaps you should phone in an anonymous tip! But seriously, don't. The neighbors might not appreciate getting carpet bombed. Me call in an anonymous tip, on myself? I had not considered this thread was about the stolen H1 since I believe that truck is long gone out of this city. DoubleARon never gave all of the facts in his original post so I pretty much doubted he saw an H1 leaving base on Friday afternoon and of course, I was right. Just a troll attempt from a borderline mentally unstable individual. Guess the Army does that to some. No, I meant that Double A should call in a tip about seeing the stolen yellow H1. You being pretty much the only owner of a yellow H1, would then be able to give us the blow-by-blow details of a felony traffic stop! That sounds like it could be hilarious. I guess you're taking over as the forum blow-by-blow expert. Hope Rat isn't too offended by that, I know he really took that job seriously. U be trollin' now |