Posted: 10/2/2010 10:39:34 AM EDT
Mine are in town so my weekend is fucked before it began. I was gonna go over to mrPFC04s place and watch the Navy/AF game, but that's out the window.. I was gonna mow my yard, but that's fucked... again. They just can out the blue, no warning or nothin
My life sucks right now  
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Sounds like you need to strike up a dialogue with them and let them know you have plans and while they are welcome to visit anytime a heads up would go a long way. Then go do your stuff. They will get the message. If you dont they will persist on you jumping when they say jump and that will be how your life will be with them in it rooting around.
Your house = Your the man and its your call. Simple as that. If they want to be a part of your life then thats fine but they must respect you as a head of household and understand the difference between the life they had with their little girl and the life she now has as your spouse. ETA - BE SURE TO TELL YOUR WIFE (or life partner)* you love them before you do the above. It will help should any arguement insue afterwards. * Dont ask dont tell and all that jazz . . . . Marine . . . . . 
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you want them to stop coming around unanounced......it's simple really, when they show up, shake your fil hand, and then give a full mouth on sloppy kiss while bear hugging your mil, look at your fil while grabbing two handfulls of your mil ass and say "that's a whole lotta woman there, you lucky bastard".
but if you're too shy to do that, then when your inlaws and wife are sitting around talking, walk into the room naked, take your woman by the hand, look at your inlaws and say "excuse me, we got some newly wed stuff to take care of" and head toward the bedroom. if they don't take the hint, then clearify your statement a bit and say "I'm going to go and fuck your daughter!" that oughta give them the hint they need to call first before dropping by to say hi 
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you want them to stop coming around unanounced......it's simple really, when they show up, shake your fil hand, and then give a full mouth on sloppy kiss while bear hugging your mil, look at your fil while grabbing two handfulls of your mil ass and say "that's a whole lotta woman there, you lucky bastard". but if you're too shy to do that, then when your inlaws and wife are sitting around talking, walk into the room naked, take your woman by the hand, look at your inlaws and say "excuse me, we got some newly wed stuff to take care of" and head toward the bedroom. if they don't take the hint, then clearify your statement a bit and say "I'm going to go and fuck your daughter!" that oughta give them the hint they need to call first before dropping by to say hi 
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you want them to stop coming around unanounced......it's simple really, when they show up, shake your fil hand, and then give a full mouth on sloppy kiss while bear hugging your mil, look at your fil while grabbing two handfulls of your mil ass and say "that's a whole lotta woman there, you lucky bastard". but if you're too shy to do that, then when your inlaws and wife are sitting around talking, walk into the room naked, take your woman by the hand, look at your inlaws and say "excuse me, we got some newly wed stuff to take care of" and head toward the bedroom. if they don't take the hint, then clearify your statement a bit and say "I'm going to go and fuck your daughter!" that oughta give them the hint they need to call first before dropping by to say hi Remember that Nden is single.......................
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you want them to stop coming around unanounced......it's simple really, when they show up, shake your fil hand, and then give a full mouth on sloppy kiss while bear hugging your mil, look at your fil while grabbing two handfulls of your mil ass and say "that's a whole lotta woman there, you lucky bastard". but if you're too shy to do that, then when your inlaws and wife are sitting around talking, walk into the room naked, take your woman by the hand, look at your inlaws and say "excuse me, we got some newly wed stuff to take care of" and head toward the bedroom. if they don't take the hint, then clearify your statement a bit and say "I'm going to go and fuck your daughter!" that oughta give them the hint they need to call first before dropping by to say hi Remember that Nden is single....................... if you ask my exwife she'd tell you the 7359 reasons we aren't married now |
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Uninvited guests get voluteered to help with the chores, no matter if it's dishes, grasscutting, vacuuming, or whatever. I figure they were rude first, I'm just returning the favor. And it fixes the problem easily. so make sure we give you a heads up....
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