Posted: 4/13/2009 8:00:54 PM EDT
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I just feel like a plant or somethin thats been shit on every time there was a chance to be shit on. I can't seem to catch a break and after 2 yrs of "if I can do this or that I can get ahead on the next thing"....only it aint happening like I planned and I keep gettin shit on. Whether it refinancing my house.....truck.....taxes...... chics......jobs at work......its like I can't catch a break to save my life r get ahead a lil bit. Everytime I turn around I'm havin a door slammed in my face and its gettin old, I'm gettin old, at least I'll never be as old as you old b@stards since ya'll keep gettin older too!  *sigh* Maybe in 4 yrs when I get done payin C.S. things will look better for lil RT........ 
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Thanks Dan, your optimism and input are always welcome.  Glad to help out!!! 
By the way, I didn't find that buffing wheel for waxing your bike. My garage is full of crap and I need to clean it out. Life is like that, you have shit all over the place but you never find what you're looking for. And when you do, it's probably too late anyway.
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And its okay about the buffin wheel Dan, I only have the front n rear wheels to polish before she's a respectable lookin bike again. I think she's wantin a new battery. Even at 100% charged she cranks really slow. Although a swift kick to the starter a couple nights ago n she fired right up! I got 1 fouled plug though. Maybe tomorrow after work I'll cruise her over to her real owners place n we'll get that plug taken care of and also lower the rear suspension some for my unnaturally long legs.
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Quit your damn whining Rat.  At least you're not in Iraq getting shot at you still have Brokeback Mountain[img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_big.gif[/img] Somebody is ALWAYS worse off. Just a matter of perspective.[img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_big.gif[/img][img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif[/img]
Always glad to help. I'll send you a bill[img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_big.gif[/img] Fixed it for you, Chuck. Rat and his buddies on BBM must have had a cat fight. I'm sure when he's finished drinking his margaritas and quits crying into his pink tutu, everything will be OK. For him and those other flaming perverts that is. I"m sure he'll get over it the first time he hooks up with his Mexican midget fairy he is so hung up on.
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Rat will live. I talked to him last night. He was listening to country music and literally crying in his beer.
Personally, I can't stand that kind of music. You know where your wife ran off with your horse in your pick up truck while you were in prison. Rat is just a melancholy drunk.
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Does seem like life is a series of ass-kickings lately
Harder a guy tries, harder the ass-kickings get! Bastards are trying to grind me down!  hell man, life's been kicking my ass for as long as I can remember, and somewhere along the way I finally realized there wasn't much that was happening to me that I wasn't somehow responcible for causing. |
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Rat will live. I talked to him last night. He was listening to country music and literally crying in his beer. Personally, I can't stand that kind of music. You know where your wife ran off with your horse in your pick up truck while you were in prison. Rat is just a melancholy drunk. therein lies the problem. most country music could depress anyone. take some advice from the dead, "i may be goin' to hell in a bucket, but at least i'm enjoyin' the ride". besides, w/ dan and ndenway to cheer you up life can only get better. |
Life does suck sometimes. In two years........2 heart attacks, 3 heart cath's with 5 stints, lost two jobs and one house. Lost everything in a tornado two years before that, so two houses. Wife and I are moving this week and starting over at 43. I have a garden planted, beef in a freezer, and gonna raise some rabbits. Wify and I are in love so everything is gonna be ok............someday. 
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Life does suck sometimes. In two years........2 heart attacks, 3 heart cath's with 5 stints, lost two jobs and one house. Lost everything in a tornado two years before that, so two houses. Wife and I are moving this week and starting over at 43. I have a garden planted, beef in a freezer, and gonna raise some rabbits. Wify and I are in love so everything is gonna be ok............someday. good grief man, you're a mess. you moving into the house up by edmond? i thought you were already there for some reason. life is no bed of roses in my neck of the woods either, kids make dealing w/ other peoples feces much easier. my son and daughter both got fishing poles for easter. can't wait to teach them to fish. |
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Life does suck sometimes. In two years........2 heart attacks, 3 heart cath's with 5 stints, lost two jobs and one house. Lost everything in a tornado two years before that, so two houses. Wife and I are moving this week and starting over at 43. I have a garden planted, beef in a freezer, and gonna raise some rabbits. Wify and I are in love so everything is gonna be ok............someday. good grief man, you're a mess. you moving into the house up by edmond? i thought you were already there for some reason. life is no bed of roses in my neck of the woods either, kids make dealing w/ other peoples feces much easier. my son and daughter both got fishing poles for easter. can't wait to teach them to fish. Ended up losing that house but neighbors father died and we are renting his house. We just have to move 500 yards and I already have the garden put in. We caught a break. Great job on taking the kids fishing! |
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At least you're not in Iraq getting shot at It's not too late for him to enlist....steady paycheck, paid travel to exotic locations.... They have a minimum height! nah, not for Rat, they'd just make him a mine sweeper, that way if he set one off he'd be short enough for the blast to miss him. |
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You know, there has been many times when I thought life was kicking my ass. I've been face with difficult decisions and put in horrible situations. Then I look at a picture of Dan and realize how truely lucky I am!!!! You wouldn't look half as good as me with the shit I've been through.
Eat your heart out, preppie!
ETA I think I'll steal Rat's girl friend. If I lick my ear or part my hair with my tongue in front of her, she's mine.
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I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged you old fat fuckers!! And I was listening to good country music, not the my dog died type of stuff. And ya know DoubleA....I'd definately have the inside line on yer daughter if I enlisted lol. Life's better today, I made spaghetti! I was just kinda bummed some yesterday is all, I'm better now tho. Except I was playin with my dog n I bent down to get her toy n she came runnin from behind me and inbetween my legs and her head it my lower jaw and I bit the top and bottom of tongue!! 50lbs dog traveling at 5-8 mph goin in head first to my jaw. I bled for 10 mins! I might have a loose tooth or two.
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I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged you old fat fuckers!!..... That cuts it, you little sawed off bag of sleazy dripping snot!!!! I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard your ears are gonna hang down around your ankles!!!! 
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I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged you old fat fuckers!!..... That cuts it, you little sawed off bag of sleazy dripping snot!!!! I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard your ears are gonna hang down around your ankles!!!!
if he's as short as y'all have said you shouldn't have to slap him that hard. hell man, Rat's got ears like a basset hound, he just ain't as tall.
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Dang, ya'lls a tough crowd tonight.
Piss on all ya'll! Hey Dan, my old man went to N.C. this week to pick up some Army tents, well he's visiting my brother too. He took both of our PLUM AK74 kits with him and they're finishing them out. Gettin them all painted up n everything. I might let you fondle it at the next shoot.  And with any luck there will be another 'great catch' made as well.
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I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged you old fat fuckers!! And I was listening to good country music, not the my dog died type of stuff. And ya know DoubleA....I'd definately have the inside line on yer daughter if I enlisted lol. Life's better today, I made spaghetti! I was just kinda bummed some yesterday is all, I'm better now tho. Except I was playin with my dog n I bent down to get her toy n she came runnin from behind me and inbetween my legs and her head it my lower jaw and I bit the top and bottom of tongue!! 50lbs dog traveling at 5-8 mph goin in head first to my jaw. I bled for 10 mins! I might have a loose tooth or two. Two things....... you're older than me!!!!!
You had a dog run between your legs??? It must have been a runt minature Dashund that was extremely short!
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I'm not short! I'm just vertically challenged you old fat fuckers!! yeah man, so what you gonna be when you grow up, a midget? 
cause Dan very much likes midgets 
Lay off that midget shit!   would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................." 
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
when I was a kid I seen that little short fused bastard do some mean shit to people, of course I seen some people kick him like a football too.
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
when I was a kid I seen that little short fused bastard do some mean shit to people, of course I seen some people kick him like a football too. The guy behind me, Terry, spun kicked his friggin' jaw off. Put him out like a bad smoke. The bouncers got hold of him almost as soon as he hit the ground and threw him out face first onto the pavement. He was a mean little MFer, no doubt. I was seeing stars and walking bent over for quite a while after I got up. My nuts hurts so bad I puked. I still flinch anytime I see a midget!!!!!
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
when I was a kid I seen that little short fused bastard do some mean shit to people, of course I seen some people kick him like a football too. The guy behind me, Terry, spun kicked his friggin' jaw off. Put him out like a bad smoke. The bouncers got hold of him almost as soon as he hit the ground and threw him out face first onto the pavement. He was a mean little MFer, no doubt. I was seeing stars and walking bent over for quite a while after I got up. My nuts hurts so bad I puked. I still flinch anytime I see a midget!!!!! and antique furniture? you know outta the movie "he ain't one of them slobering retards is he?, you know the kind that drools and rubs shit in their hair; cause I can't eat'em if he's doing nothing like that, you know just like I can't eat around midgets and antique furniture"
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
when I was a kid I seen that little short fused bastard do some mean shit to people, of course I seen some people kick him like a football too. The guy behind me, Terry, spun kicked his friggin' jaw off. Put him out like a bad smoke. The bouncers got hold of him almost as soon as he hit the ground and threw him out face first onto the pavement. He was a mean little MFer, no doubt. I was seeing stars and walking bent over for quite a while after I got up. My nuts hurts so bad I puked. I still flinch anytime I see a midget!!!!! Thats funny! I dont care who ya are!! lol
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would calling them dwarfs be better for you? or maybe little people
kinda makes me think of that randy newman song "Short People" you know, "they got little arms and little legs, a short body and big old heads, short people got no reason to....................."
I'm not making any kind of comment about dwarf or midget because of that mean little MFer that punched my nuts out my ass then made me see stars with a head butt. Short people either. I'm glad you're entertained thinking about him whipping my ass in a couple of seconds.
when I was a kid I seen that little short fused bastard do some mean shit to people, of course I seen some people kick him like a football too. The guy behind me, Terry, spun kicked his friggin' jaw off. Put him out like a bad smoke. The bouncers got hold of him almost as soon as he hit the ground and threw him out face first onto the pavement. He was a mean little MFer, no doubt. I was seeing stars and walking bent over for quite a while after I got up. My nuts hurts so bad I puked. I still flinch anytime I see a midget!!!!! Thats funny! I dont care who ya are!! lol
that's part of the reason I hadn't forgoten about it , plus I like to hear dan speak about the nut punching head butting midget that I'm pretty sure was the same midget that hung around the pool hall and ran around with us kids everytime we went to there.
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Thats funny! I dont care who ya are!! lol
that's part of the reason I hadn't forgoten about it , plus I like to hear dan speak about the nut punching head butting midget that I'm pretty sure was the same midget that hung around the pool hall and ran around with us kids everytime we went to there.
It put a hell of a flinch in me when it looks like my balls are gonna get hit. I coached kids in soccer for a long time, 12 years or so, and helped with baseball as well. I had "accidental nudges" in the groin from soccer balls, baseballs, and bats. With the little ones I had to really keep my head turning and eyes open. or the family jewels would have been black and blue all the time. I once did an under 6 clinic for a week where I had 100 kids or so. I started grabbing dads and had them help me get them under control. One of them got busted good with an overinflated soccer ball. The kid that kicked it either made some type of major league professional sport or became a serial killer when he got older. He was strong and tough, plus mean for being just 6 years old. The next day, there wasn't hardly one day that showed up, just moms in skirts.
That was OK, because I had my under 14 boys show up to help run the Under 6 clinic which turned out fabulous. They did a great job and we had a good practice afterwards. But I was careful on the second day. I was wearing a jock and cup and instructed my older boys to do the same. |