Posted: 6/16/2008 9:11:56 PM EDT
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in the crotch this morning just before they inserted a cardiac catheter in the femoral artery and did an angiogram on my heart. Everything looked great - no apparent problems with my heart other than atrial fibrillation. Anyway, having your crotch shaved by a 300 lb black gal isn't a pleasant experience..... 
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at least it was a woman back when my appendix blew out, they sent a dude orderly in to shave off my curlies, but the nurses hadn't shot me up with enough dope for none of that, I raised hell trying to get offa the table and walk outta the OR, I remember this little oriental chick jumping up on the table and sitting on my chest with her knees on my shoulders and what I'd guess somemore nurses laying across my legs and holding my arms down while they strapped me to the table, then I got gassed, don't remember nothing else until they awoke me and told me to jump off the gurney into my new bed, then I got shot up with some kind of narcotic that knocked me back out, don't remember nothing until the nurse woke me up and told me she needed me to piss in a bottle, I'd lost all sence of time while I was in icu. |
I'd almost bet that after you were out...............hhmmmm if we look on youtube we'll probably see Ndenway being "abused" while gassed. 
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I've got 4 video tapes of orthopedic surgeries being done on me. Two knees and both shoulders. I could have had the one where they did the knee replacement but I said no thanks. I've yet to watch one of the others. Now, Chuck, you've got me wondering if I should look at those videos and see what happened....... 
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Does the term "T-bagged" mean anything to ya?
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Talking about narcotic induced sleep, I woke up after the knee being replaced and my wife asked me how I was doing. I told her I was hurting. She told me to punch the button on the morphine machine on my IV. Next thing I remember is waking up and replaying that same scenario over. And again, and again.... 
Absolutely not!!!!!
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Hell I don't know.....I maybe could get to like that sort of thing. You know what they say....."Once you go 300 lbs you never go back." 
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hell they coulda, when they stopped shooting me up everytime I opened my eyes I know I had tubes sticking outta damn near every orifice and a couple of new ones they cut into me
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man that's a damn fine movie as I remember, I think robert urich, carrie fisher and some black dude are the leads, the time travel scene was some funny shit, urich knocks up fisher and she has the baby while under attack, and as the scene goes on the adults gets old and the baby grows up to save their asses. |