Posted: 8/24/2007 9:31:02 PM EDT
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Ever been drunk n went home with someone yer not real proud of?? Some of ya'll doin it right now n you dont even know it....but you never do do ya? Not till the next mornin n you wake up naked withem n say "oh shit!" Whats bad is when they wake up look at you n say "OH shit!" Then you had a good night!! Where ya goin pretty girl come back here! Show me yer titties!! hahahahaha, how's all my old buddies on here doin?? I miss you guys! Ya'll miss me? I know ya'll do! Or at least you miss messin with me! |
Rat, you sorry little turd! Where in the hell have you been?  I'd believe what Ndenway said - You've been playing Little Red Riding Hood for all the big, bad wolves on Brokeback Mountain!  All joking aside, I'm glad to see you back,  Even if you are a little pervert! 
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Awwww....I feel the love once again from you homo's!! hahahaha I've been busy doin 4 wheeler stuff guys. I dont think I've gone shootin 1 time this year....maybe in the spring but heck I can't remember. My old man bought my son a Savage 30-30 bolt action with a 5 round mag....we haven't shot it yet but its a fairly sweet rifle. Perfect for a 12 yr old! Anyways, I've missed you guys, for real.....even ACman....lol. Gonna try to find me a 12 guage double barrel at the gun show this weekend for cheap. Somethin good for home defense ya know. We'll see what i end up with, if anything....n hopefully i'll sell a 41 mag long barrel n a nice leather holster set up while there....we'll see though. Jason |
Welcome back its been so long since we heard from you, I thought at least one of the guys had finally said something to offend you & ran you off. I should have known better but then again when piranhas attack their prey, gets eaten its often slow and even fun for the piranah. 
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hell you boys are way too picky, and being picky don't get you laid very often. I set my sights real low, like just this side of EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWGODDAMNIT!, that way I'm never disapointed and on occassion surprised cause fat chicks have always got a cute friend with them, and sometimes I get the cute friend. |
Now thats hilarious!!!!!! Did you swear never to get yourself in that position again or did you backslide & wake up to a nightmare again?? |
Thankfully, after that vomit-inducing experience, I have had only one relapse (that I can remember). I should back-up and preface that these encounters were during my young, dumb, and full of c*m days when I felt invinsible when I was active with Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. I knew met this dude a few times from meeting him at base parties, and the only thing I ever thought of when I ran into him was his extremely hot wife......do I need to continue?. After that episode, let's just say I had re-occurring nightmares of waking up to this guy's 12 bore pressed against my forehead. Yikes. |
Bunny, Not quite sure we've had the pleasure and piss on the rest of ya'll that dont admit to missing me...hahaha And i found a better deal at Academy on a cheap 12 guage for around the house. $170.....7 or 8 round capacity. |
all that and it comes back to that brokeback shit? come on, now....
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Dan yer the one who had to get knee replacement done because you spent so much time "kneelin" on the mountin, not me old man! hahaha And theres no fairys around here cept for Dan. |
   You're out of practice, Rat! You've done much better in the past. But, hey, it's great to have you back, you friggin' little a**hole!
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