man, came down to my pops place to use the computer this morning, and an idea popped into tired frazzled mind, when I rode up I saw a dog chasing his tail, and I walk in and they got a new cat and its wagging its tail, so I got to thinking just now about how we're the only animals that don't have a tail, besides apes that is,
I'm mean to say, it'd be pretty cool to have a tail, when I got tired of walking, I could just kick back a ride my tail around, somebody pisses me off, I could swing it around like a t-rex, or if I wanted to play pool and didn't have a cue, I could chalk up and use it in a pinch, got to the restroom and don't check to see if it has paper before setting down, no problem man, just use my tail, sweeping the house would be a cinch, just use a tail, plus chicks would dig it, they'd get a little tipsy and want a bit of tail, well there I'd be,
well thats just my thoughts on how cool it'd be to have a tail.