Posted: 7/6/2007 6:34:01 AM EDT
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Anyone else get this "test?" What kind of sick minds do we have around here? This was forwarded to me today, pretty strange people around Virginia. We need to screen people better. -------------- Forwarded Message: -------------- From: "xxxxxxx> To: "xxxxxxx" <xxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: FW: VAHTF New Guy Test.doc Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 13:21:50 +0000 > > > > ** > > > > *VAHTF NEW GUY TEST* > > > > *This is a timed test and must be returned in completion within 15 > > minutes!!!* > > > > Have you ever fired a handgun sideways? > Yes but only after I installed my Trijicon "hommie sights" > > Have you ever thought about what it would be like to fire a handgun > sideways? > See above > > Do you know anyone who has done the above? > See above that > > > In 5 pages or more, and with an eye for correct grammer, proper sentence > structure, etc., please expound upon your thoughts as to why the late Jim > Morrison has recently become such a popular icon among survivalists, militia > members and gheys. > Fuck Jim Morrison. > > > Why wasn't the M-16 an effective combat rifle on Iwo Jima? > Japs like to be shot dead more gooder. > > > Explain which would you fear more and why: German werewolves, Croation > vampires, Hungarian pirates, or Czech zombies? > I'm going to go with German weerewolves becuase everyone knows germans know > how to kick ass, the werewolf factor is added pain.> > > If you sat your 9mm Glock 1911 on your dashboard and it melted would the > saftey malfunction and cause an AD? > Glock's are for women and pussies. A real gun is made from blued steel and > wood. > > > List a few reasons why you'd select a 380 vs 40. > Becuase Timbaland spoke about the .380 in a song. > > > Considering the travel velocities and various conflicting ballistical > data surrounding the 6.8 vs 50 BMG controversies, and given the small carbon > footprints they are certain to leave upon socities, what exact point in time > would be your estimation of their eventual demise as a useful implement of > self defense? > Having used the 50BMG for personal defense, I'm now downgradign to the .338 > Lapua for "in close" work from my 7.5" Barrel. My extraxtor spring is > actually a used 1986 Hona Accord suspension spring. It rocks. > > > What is the gun that Al Franken used in the movie "Heat?" > I plead the 5th > > > Do many young hotties live near you who like to abuse alcohol? > :`( > > > Of the strumpets and fornicatresses above which would you select as the > most inexpensive to ply with an economy beer? > :``( > > > Of that strumpet and fornicatress you selected above, what is her cell > phone number? > :```( |
Aye, me captain be harsh an' demandin' overtime from us. Privateer sailin' be th' way we sail. A bit of our work A shanty fer yer pleasure ye Rouge! play her loud |
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RV, Once again bashing Hungarian Pirates.......I am truly hurt, and not just by hitting bricks this time. I am in Mayport for the week, working and visiting the guys at Gallery of Guns... How is the project going? Not that project, the other one.....  BTW, I am drinking an Non-alcohol beer.....it is like sex in a canoe....fucking close to water. R/ Mike |
I think fiend left out AKs because this is "AR15.com" NOT "AK47.com" but that's just my best guess, you have to double check with fiend if they ever let him out of Central State. Oh, the Hungarian pirates? Yeah, fiend's been tapping all our phones too and must have intercepted some of our calls. |
What's a Hungarian Pirate   The Motherland is LANDLOCKED.
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I'm not sure but in a cryptic missive I received from a centrally located mental asylum the corresponder related the following: port·age(pôrtj, pr-, pôr-täzh) n. 1. a. The act or an instance of carrying. b. A charge for carrying. 2. Nautical a. The carrying of boats and supplies overland between two waterways or around an obstacle to navigation. b. A track or route used for such carrying. tr. & intr.v. port·aged, port·ag·ing, port·ag·es Nautical To transport or travel by portage: canoed and portaged the goods; portaging around the rapids. So he's obviously very hip that HPs (Hungarian Pirates) use this clever tatic in order to evade authorities on the high seas. |
OH SHIT! I just realized there's now TWO HPs here now!!! Bobby The Hun meet: bmyk Team Member Joined :: December 2002 Post Number :: 427 VA, USA Online Indicator :: AKA: Another HP |