[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hooters (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/29/2009 7:57:23 PM EDT
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What can I say. I miss you f****** already.
And who can object to some good wings and bullshittin' about firearms? Anyways, Schaumburg usually seems to work out for everyone...So how about we get some dates thrown out there and see what works? For starters, I will suggest.... Saturday April 11 If this works, lets make kit happen. |
| how many of you guys usually go? I've never been in one of the Hooters meet that you guys do. Anyways if you guys don't mind, I can try to go, I'm not that far from schaumburg. Plus I have a buddy that doesn't really go on any forums to try AR15.com since he's trying to get into selling AR parts. |
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant 
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy. 
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. |
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall.  Dont forget the multiple ammo deals in the parking lot. 
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. Wow! Josey Wales puts it on his credit card and then collects cash??? That means that ARFcommers are all Saints because every time I have done the same thing with my friends, the cash never equals the actual check, so I end up making up the difference. But then, separate checks would be tough on the Hooter gal with so many guys... 
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. I...I....I dont know...what to say... Your attention to detail is impeccable. 
*If you are an AR15.com member, know an AR15.com member, once slept with an AR15.com member, you are invited to this Hooters gathering. I don't post it in a public forum only to tell certain people they can't come, unless of course your name is Tim. |
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. Sounds like a good deal |
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. Sounds like a good deal You mean putting it on your credit card? Yes by all means be there! 
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how many of you guys usually go? I've never been in one of the Hooters meet that you guys do. Anyways if you guys don't mind, I can try to go, I'm not that far from schaumburg. Plus I have a buddy that doesn't really go on any forums to try AR15.com since he's trying to get into selling AR parts. Last time I was there we had about 25-30 people....lottsa wings were consumed that night.... |
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I know it's a little off the area, but if you aim for the Melrose Park one I can run over in my squad while on duty. Needless to say, have a good time and I'll catch all of you on another date. I will be doing another BBQ soon, and do my very best to make sure its a date you and everyone else can attend. Worst case scenario we'll get you out to that! |
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Quoted: what time of day or night are you guys going? Usually around 7pm when it's crowded as heck and the waitresses have to squeeze by you.  Anyways, I'm working the 11th and can't make it by. Unless you feel like switching it to the Fox Valley Mall Hooters in Aurora. I could stop by then. |
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Guys got room for another ?? Of course there is room for another! Let me recap the sequence of events at the restaurant
Original poster reads through the "I'm in" posts and makes an estimated guess to who is coming. *The last two times the number of people who posted vs. who showed up is double.* Said original poster arrives at the restaurant 30 minutes early and tells puberty stricken host he needs a table for "X" number of people. Puts table under AR (one) (five). Pubescent Hooters Host gives blank stair because they have no idea how to place 3 tables together and asks if they can be separate... says 30 minutes - go wait at the bar. Said original poster waits at the bar and drinks - ARFcom people start to arrive, everyone stands by the bar, drinks heavily, and oogles Hooters chicks - *cough cough* ...andy.
We place bets on if we get the "hot" waitress or just the standard triple bagger. Table is ready at said time and it is abundantly clear that there is no way everyone is fitting around (3) mini 4-man tables - but lets try anyway. ARFcommers then practice "ninja like" skills and plunder chairs from surrounding tables. We like to funnel walkway traffic close to our tables (Hooters Girls). Hooters is in no way capable of handling a complex developing seating situation - they are the FEMA of restaurants, seriously. We then eat and drink - fun times. We talk about the fabled M-60 in semi auto that one of guys has and the piston uppers that some have converted to. We re-live great deals and estate sales with 3 cent a round Lake City 5.56 and get pissed about how crappy the Kane County show has gotten. Then the ARFCOM tribunal decides who's birthday it is.... it may be your day to stand around clapping women with a coffee filter on your head or hula-hoop while we laugh. If you are lucky like drobs - you may get a calendar. Then we all remind the one guy who brought the camera to post the freaking pictures. Then, Josey Wales puts the bill on his credit card, takes our cash (as per standard operating procedure) and we part ways. A really fun time overall. Wow! Josey Wales puts it on his credit card and then collects cash??? That means that ARFcommers are all Saints because every time I have done the same thing with my friends, the cash never equals the actual check, so I end up making up the difference. But then, separate checks would be tough on the Hooter gal with so many guys...
Some of us more than others. I'm in.
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We usually toss in a few flashbangs, run in with our ARs yelling hut,hut hut,hut hut,hut then clear out an area and order some wings and beer. What beerman said, but what he left out the fact that our waitresses are all topless unlike the rest of the restaurant.
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how many of you guys usually go? I've never been in one of the Hooters meet that you guys do. Anyways if you guys don't mind, I can try to go, I'm not that far from schaumburg. Plus I have a buddy that doesn't really go on any forums to try AR15.com since he's trying to get into selling AR parts. Last time I was there we had about 25-30 people....lottsa wings were consumed that night.... Yes, many dead chickens... I'm in. |
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This might be a stupid question, but I never met any of you guys before. How do I know which one is the AR15 guys in there if I were to come? it will be obvious, trust me It probably will not be an issue tommorrow but, if you do not see the obviously AR15.com table(s) inside, be sure to check the patio. |