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8/3/2011 9:23:03 PM EDT
I went to register my truck and get a Utah drivers license yesterday.  Registration went smoothly with the documentation I provided.  Just an FYI, my registration fee was $117 as opposed to $432 last year in LV.  My car insurance dropped from $121 to $59.  That's the good news.  Here's the frustrating part....

Upon going to get a Utah drivers license I arrived with the following documents:

- Valid US passport
- Utah car registration
- Valid Utah car insurance policy
- Bills from two utilities showing my new address
- Valid Nevada drivers license
- 4 valid CCW permits

Utah drivers license: DENIED due to no social security card.  I must have lost it in the move.  Frustrating.  I didn't realize that a valid US passport that clearly states my country of citizenship, my birth place and birth date is not valid enough to get a drivers license.  Oh well.... another trip to the DMV.

This is my official FUCK YOU!  to the criminals and shitbags of the world that impede the everyday life of law abiding good citizens.  You make it hard to:

- buy cold medicine without everyone thinking you are a meth head
- buy spray paint
- travel without stripping
- renew my drivers license
- etc...
8/3/2011 9:27:20 PM EDT
[#1]
I hate that I cant say words like "Meat" and "Tool" without getting a dirty look from someone.
8/3/2011 9:45:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Amen
8/3/2011 9:47:21 PM EDT
[#3]
I thought this was going to be about Obama.
8/3/2011 9:48:30 PM EDT
[#4]
I feel your pain, Ernie. No amount of additional controls seem to stem the tide of criminal activity, but it sure makes being a normal guy fucking difficult.
8/4/2011 12:33:10 AM EDT
[#5]
If there was EVER a cleaner, upstanding citizen it would be you, Ernie.

WTF... And in Utah, to Boot.

8/4/2011 4:42:33 AM EDT
[#6]
Racist.
8/4/2011 6:57:16 AM EDT
[#7]
I was at a bar in an airport somewhere and the two bartenders were carding everyone regardless of age.  The bartenders were actually joking about it.  I kept my mouth shut and watched the women's soccer team play Japan.  That didn't last long...  I had to open my pie hole and start some shit.  When the bartender carded a woman who was easily in her 60's I had to voice up.  I looked at the bartender and said "really dude...."  His reply, "it's our policy."  That's when I lost it..  "So you exercise ZERO common sense and even joke that you are such a mindless robot that you card the elderly and are proud of it..  Pretty fucking stupid....  I would be embarrassed if I were you policy or not.  Obviously, that woman is over 21."  Their eyes were wide as saucers due to my profanity.  Of course they diverted their embarrassment to my lack of ability to express myself without swearing.  I simply stated that "I thought my grammar was appropriate to communicate at your level.  Check please."

As I get older I find I just can't hold back when I see stupid shit.
8/4/2011 8:47:11 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


I was at a bar in an airport somewhere and the two bartenders were carding everyone regardless of age.  The bartenders were actually joking about it.  I kept my mouth shut and watched the women's soccer team play Japan.  That didn't last long...  I had to open my pie hole and start some shit.  When the bartender carded a woman who was easily in her 60's I had to voice up.  I looked at the bartender and said "really dude...."  His reply, "it's our policy."  That's when I lost it..  "So you exercise ZERO common sense and even joke that you are such a mindless robot that you card the elderly and are proud of it..  Pretty fucking stupid....  I would be embarrassed if I were you policy or not.  Obviously, that woman is over 21."  Their eyes were wide as saucers due to my profanity.  Of course they diverted their embarrassment to my lack of ability to express myself without swearing.  I simply stated that "I thought my grammar was appropriate to communicate at your level.  Check please."



As I get older I find I just can't hold back when I see stupid shit.


I do that shit now. I'm fucked when I get older.

 





8/4/2011 9:55:00 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Racist.


srsly
8/4/2011 5:17:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I was at a bar in an airport somewhere and the two bartenders were carding everyone regardless of age.  The bartenders were actually joking about it.  I kept my mouth shut and watched the women's soccer team play Japan.  That didn't last long...  I had to open my pie hole and start some shit.  When the bartender carded a woman who was easily in her 60's I had to voice up.  I looked at the bartender and said "really dude...."  His reply, "it's our policy."  That's when I lost it..  "So you exercise ZERO common sense and even joke that you are such a mindless robot that you card the elderly and are proud of it..  Pretty fucking stupid....  I would be embarrassed if I were you policy or not.  Obviously, that woman is over 21."  Their eyes were wide as saucers due to my profanity.  Of course they diverted their embarrassment to my lack of ability to express myself without swearing.  I simply stated that "I thought my grammar was appropriate to communicate at your level.  Check please."

As I get older I find I just can't hold back when I see stupid shit.


Even though I once helped choke you out...

I'd be pretty wide-eyed if I was a mindless robot behind a bar getting the dress down from you!
8/7/2011 5:00:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I went to register my truck and get a Utah drivers license yesterday.  Registration went smoothly with the documentation I provided.  Just an FYI, my registration fee was $117 as opposed to $432 last year in LV.  My car insurance dropped from $121 to $59.  That's the good news.  Here's the frustrating part....

Upon going to get a Utah drivers license I arrived with the following documents:

- Valid US passport
- Utah car registration
- Valid Utah car insurance policy
- Bills from two utilities showing my new address
- Valid Nevada drivers license
- 4 valid CCW permits

Utah drivers license: DENIED due to no social security card.  I must have lost it in the move.  Frustrating.  I didn't realize that a valid US passport that clearly states my country of citizenship, my birth place and birth date is not valid enough to get a drivers license.  Oh well.... another trip to the DMV.

This is my official FUCK YOU!  to the criminals and shitbags of the world that impede the everyday life of law abiding good citizens.  You make it hard to:

- buy cold medicine without everyone thinking you are a meth head
- buy spray paint
- travel without stripping
- renew my drivers license
- etc...


How 'bout you show up with one of the older SS Cards that say, "Not to be used for Identification"
8/10/2011 3:47:41 AM EDT
[#12]
Ask the DMV since when is a valid passport not  prof of citzenship? I mean WTF. I can travel to and from the US with it and every other country on the planet recognizes it as valid so what is wrong with the DMW in UT?
8/10/2011 5:38:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Remember DMV personell = government employee = need I say more = (its the rules)
8/10/2011 3:45:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Your SSN is tied to hunting, fishing, child support, your license, etc. There are laws governing revocation of driving privileges based upon child support violations. Without that number, they can't verify the two people are the same.
8/15/2011 12:31:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Ask the DMV since when is a valid passport not  prof of citzenship? I mean WTF. I can travel to and from the US with it and every other country on the planet recognizes it as valid so what is wrong with the DMW in UT?


When I made the mistake of moving to California in 97 I brought in the following documents:
US Passport (valid with my picture)
FL Driver's License (valid with my picture)
FL Private Investigator's License (valid with my picture, issued by Division of Licensing)
FL CCW (valid with my picture, issued by Division of Licensing)

The English-as-a-second language employee behind the desk sent me home for my Birth Certificate and Socialist Security Card...neither of which have a photo.

What a Country!
8/15/2011 6:40:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Your SSN is tied to hunting, fishing, child support, your license, etc. There are laws governing revocation of driving privileges based upon child support violations. Without that number, they can't verify the two people are the same.


Is that really true?  I can't believe that my D.L. is not tied to those things.  So you cannot access my ssn# on anything you can pull up from my D.L. info?  Who'd a' thought?..?

8/15/2011 9:08:18 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Your SSN is tied to hunting, fishing, child support, your license, etc. There are laws governing revocation of driving privileges based upon child support violations. Without that number, they can't verify the two people are the same.


So you just don't bother getting a license in the first place and they cant revoke what you don't have.  I was wondering the other day how it works when pertaining to DUIs.  If you get a DUI your license is automatically revoked.  If you get caught driving during the revocation period as a subsection 2 violation, it's a mandatory minimum sentence of 30 days in jail.  But, if you don't have a license, you have nothing to get revoked.  

 
8/16/2011 6:23:33 AM EDT
[#18]
Even with no license, a DMV record is created and your status is revoked.
8/16/2011 12:17:39 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


Even with no license, a DMV record is created and your status is revoked.


Huh, never seen that.  Seen scope show recent DUI convictions on folks w/o licenses, w/ corresponding no valid DL charge,  but no match in DMV.  Could just be that our MDTs cant access it tho.



 
8/16/2011 3:32:28 PM EDT
[#20]
It is how you run it and provided the DLD-45 is completed.
8/17/2011 10:02:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I too feel your pain. Especially the allergy medication thing. Based on the model developed in OKLAHOMA of all places. Really? WTF? Every time I go for a new government identification on any level I bring everything just in case. When my wife and I moved to Nevada they asked for all of hers, birth certificate, previous DL, bills, marriage license, etc. The only thing lacking was a blood and stool sample. The clerk that helped me the day before just asked for my Idaho DL. Perhaps  looked like someone who would go postal on his ass or something.
8/23/2011 1:39:13 AM EDT
[#22]
I was trying to update all my bills with my new last name. Most of the utilities did it over the phone, no problem. Cox cable wanted me to come to one of their offices with my marriage certificate and driver's license to make the change. Really? Answering all the "security verification" questions on the phone wasn't enough? I didn't even go to the office to start my service with them. I guess my cable bill will stay in my old name.