Posted: 5/11/2009 4:57:26 PM EDT
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Basically that town is pretty much full of hillbillies.
I know some dudes from there and they're pretty cool cats and all but it seemed like every guy that went into Frontier Liquor (rad place, has more ammo on the shelves than the entireity of Reno) came out with a half-gallon of Popov vodka and a two-liter of diet Sprite. Nice dude at the store, it's nice to see a shop somewhere in this state that stocks .40 S&W. He even had a few ARs for less than a K-note. Total rarity in this day and age I guess. I remember when any dude could get any AR he wanted for $525. Rad fun shootin' at rabbits though out by Stillwater. Wish we like, had some spotlights but we managed to rack a half dozen with just headlights. If you AR guys don't have .22 conversion kits yet, you're missing out on some serious frivolity. The Sig Mosquito I shot may have sold me on the make. If I like had it all to do over again and weren't committed to a Ruger target pistol, I'd most certainly look into getting a Mosquito. They're much nicer than the Walthers I've shot. As an aside, the largest cup of coffee one can buy in the whole town is 16 ounces and it's only Farmer Brothers. I asked for Splenda and the clerk threatened to shoot me for being some pansy liberal faggot from San Francisco. Three out of four ain't bad I guess based on a first impression by a hillbilly workin' the graveyard shift at a gas station in Fallon. |
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Basically that town is pretty much full of hillbillies. I know some dudes from there and they're pretty cool cats and all but it seemed like every guy that went into Frontier Liquor (rad place, has more ammo on the shelves than the entireity of Reno) came out with a half-gallon of Popov vodka and a two-liter of diet Sprite. Nice dude at the store, it's nice to see a shop somewhere in this state that stocks .40 S&W. He even had a few ARs for less than a K-note. Total rarity in this day and age I guess. I remember when any dude could get any AR he wanted for $525. Rad fun shootin' at rabbits though out by Stillwater. Wish we like, had some spotlights but we managed to rack a half dozen with just headlights. If you AR guys don't have .22 conversion kits yet, you're missing out on some serious frivolity. The Sig Mosquito I shot may have sold me on the make. If I like had it all to do over again and weren't committed to a Ruger target pistol, I'd most certainly look into getting a Mosquito. They're much nicer than the Walthers I've shot. As an aside, the largest cup of coffee one can buy in the whole town is 16 ounces and it's only Farmer Brothers. I asked for Splenda and the clerk threatened to shoot me for being some pansy liberal faggot from San Francisco. Three out of four ain't bad I guess based on a first impression by a hillbilly workin' the graveyard shift at a gas station in Fallon. Do you mean a "G Note?" |
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Naw man, who talks like that? I can imagine it coming up in context at like a piano tuners' convention maybe.
"Hey Bertrand, could you hit the G-note for me?" ding "Yeah I guess it's a bit flat, turn the knob another two foot-pounds then try it again." ding "Yeah now that's a G-note." |
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Naw man, who talks like that? I can imagine it coming up in context at like a piano tuners' convention maybe. "Hey Bertrand, could you hit the G-note for me?" ding "Yeah I guess it's a bit flat, turn the knob another two foot-pounds then try it again." ding "Yeah now that's a G-note." G Note is often used to mean $1000.00. Oh yea, it's also the key after F and before A. 
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Naw man, who talks like that? I can imagine it coming up in context at like a piano tuners' convention maybe. "Hey Bertrand, could you hit the G-note for me?" ding "Yeah I guess it's a bit flat, turn the knob another two foot-pounds then try it again." ding "Yeah now that's a G-note." G Note is often used to mean $1000.00. Oh yea, it's also the key after F and before A.
Hey Joe, I think this person came out of the store with a half-gallon of Popov vodka and a two-liter of diet Sprite then sat down to write their story. Could not make heads or tails out of it. |
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I like his style.
He seems to like using periodic sentences, and a fairly well executed display of nominalization shows a familiarity with the reader, as if speaking to an old friend. The prose is understandable if you are, say, a middle-class child of the eighties. You just can't get too wrapped up in syntactical structure. |
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Quoted: Basically that town is pretty much full of hillbillies. I know some dudes from there and they're pretty cool cats and all but it seemed like every guy that went into Frontier Liquor (rad place, has more ammo on the shelves than the entireity of Reno) came out with a half-gallon of Popov vodka and a two-liter of diet Sprite. Nice dude at the store, it's nice to see a shop somewhere in this state that stocks .40 S&W. He even had a few ARs for less than a K-note. Total rarity in this day and age I guess. I remember when any dude could get any AR he wanted for $525. Rad fun shootin' at rabbits though out by Stillwater. Wish we like, had some spotlights but we managed to rack a half dozen with just headlights. If you AR guys don't have .22 conversion kits yet, you're missing out on some serious frivolity. The Sig Mosquito I shot may have sold me on the make. If I like had it all to do over again and weren't committed to a Ruger target pistol, I'd most certainly look into getting a Mosquito. They're much nicer than the Walthers I've shot. As an aside, the largest cup of coffee one can buy in the whole town is 16 ounces and it's only Farmer Brothers. I asked for Splenda and the clerk threatened to shoot me for being some pansy liberal faggot from San Francisco. Three out of four ain't bad I guess based on a first impression by a hillbilly workin' the graveyard shift at a gas station in Fallon. LOL. |
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Quoted:As an aside, the largest cup of coffee one can buy in the whole town is 16 ounces and it's only Farmer Brothers. I asked for Splenda and the clerk threatened to shoot me for being some pansy liberal faggot from San Francisco. Three out of four ain't bad I guess based on a first impression by a hillbilly workin' the graveyard shift at a gas station in Fallon.
But you can actually buy sushi at Safeway on the main drag. Not that supermarket-shrink-wrapped sushi is anyone's first choice but maybe them Fallon hillbillies have more refined tastes than one might imagine... |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Fer shizzle word  fo sheazy peeps in Fallon be wack So when we gonna go blast some bunnies again gentleman? Any weekend is good for me. Besides, I have a new toy with no confirmed kills  Did the stamp come back for the sig?? Yup. I put some pics up in the 556 photo thread. |
I'm up north in the CV. I'd like to meet some of you north guys anyway....Jacks or not.
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Yeah sorry bro, my dang computer was giving me all kinds of heck and you know how it is when a dude has a few margaritas etc etc he sort of forgets things like uploading photos.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/encherito.jpg I'd make an obvious joke about mexican food but like, I like mexican food. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/entrails.jpg Therapy session. Get it? He totally spilled his guts. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/flashvsdust.jpg http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/focus2.jpg A dude needs to learn how to use a camera, pics all comin' out blurry and so as if the operator had cerebal palsy. Yeah that's a pretty rude thing to say I guess but I'm going to say it anyway, I'm raw like that. Michael J Fox all angry at himself, inable to take a non-blurry photograph. He throws the camera toward the trash can, but his wrist tics and he whiffs it to the floor, the camera skitters across the linoleum hitting the shutter button on the way down, camera takes a perfectly in-focus candid shot of Mr. Fox screaming and sobbing. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/gotsome.jpg Dude this ain't a time to adjust your sling, man! That said, RePP's Spike's Tactical dedicated .22 upper is totally rad nuts. I want a dedicated .22 AR now. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/supdogg.jpg This is my one kill of the night. Took it with my Ruger Mk.2 leaning out the drivers side door, holding the gun all sideways, straight balla, yo, gan'sta playa elite. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/two_loonies.jpg Two loonies (educated boardmembers will instantly see the oh-so-clever play on words there) http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/tomeoffinland/yehboyee.jpg All that and he can dance, too. It was all a Will Smith video out in the desert, all Wild Wild West and shit. Wicka wicka nah. I can't wait for him to play Captain America in the upcoming movie. Wicka Wicka World War Two. |
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They say it's a cruddy craftsman what blames his tools for his shortcomings but like, man that magazine was having a hard time, it found out that its wife was cheating on it with one of those new windowed Pmags and it got its credit application turned down at the dealership so it couldn't afford a new used car for its daughter as she was going off to college. Basically life was pretty cruddy for that magazine and it saw its opportunity to end it all and took it.
Luckily its attempt at suicide wasn't successful and it managed to get in to go see a therapist and a marriage counselor. Its credit is still fucked though. |
