Posted: 12/9/2008 5:22:21 AM EDT
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Would you please come and clean your global warming off of my windshield and driveway? I need to get to work.
That is all. Thank you. |
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This morning in Durango, it took me ten minutes to get my car door open. Then, I had to run the engine for another fifteen just to defrost the windshield(along with the ice scraper).
Took me an hour and forty-five just to get to Cortez
Global warming, my hairy-white-butt.
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