Posted: 9/20/2010 7:33:10 PM EDT
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I am married to Obvious Man. After the party at Tweek and Moon's place, I decided to join. Going to LCR cemented the feeling!
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/punkrocker21182/alcohol/funny-alcohol-03.gif I don't drink beer, so I brought some vodka! Where is the beer? In the fridge, unless Obvious Man drank it all! Why should we think you're not a Fed? I talk too much! What part of the state do you live in? The WET part... Is it whisky or whiskey? ey Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? No ice, it just dilutes Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) I prefer Sky vodka! 9mm or .40? 9mm .40 or .45? .40 9mm or .45? 9mm .40 or 10mm? .40 10mm or .45? 45 .223 or 5.56? 5.56 .308 or .30-06? Both dogs or cats? Dogs, dogs and dogs!!! FMJ or HP? Either one works for me! AK or AR? AR AR or FAL? AR Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? I like my Sig Do you like Gladiator movies? Yup Ever seen a grown man naked? Oh yea!!! Chupacabra: Real or myth? ?? Same for Bigfoot? Real baby! How about Nessie? Same as above Union or freedom? FREEDOM!!!! Cheap beer or Micro brew? Micro brew every time!!!! Beans or no beans in chili? Depends what I'm using it for. Is Carhart clothing hickish? Heck NO! Do you powder "the Boyz"? I'm a girl - you figure that out! Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck Norris Would you wear a thigh holster? You betcha! What's the phone number for 911? Are you that stupid you have to ask?????? Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennie runners! Do retards look normal when they cum? Look in the mirror and then tell me! What color was George Washington's white horse? DUH!!! What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Dirt, in a hole............ Militia- Org or UnOrg? Haven't really thought enough about that one. Fill in the blank, "The pig is a scrumptious animal." What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Never been there; no clue. If you woke up in the woods, face down, with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Shit no! Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? Must watch again..... How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Never had to try it - I'll let you know when I do. Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Nope What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? My memory just ain't what it used to be... Where are all the best shooting spots? Gravel pits! Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? YES! Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? So I've been told.... Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? I guess it would depend on the circumstances... Is your name Mike or Steve? Do I look like a guy!???! What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? Laughing and learning! How do you feel about elephants? They are HUGE! How many drunk pushups can you do? I can't do one sober, what makes you think I could do one drunk?????? What do you mean, you people? What do you mean, "You People?" Have you ever been in a cockpit? Yes. Ever been in a turkish prison? Heck NO! If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Wow, that would mean they are naked together.....hmmm...... Where was Obama born? Does anyone other than his mother really know for sure??????? Have you ever been tazed while driving? NOPE Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Bringer of the corn! Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Who cares????? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Uh uh. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Only to get close enough to blow him away!!!! Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? F__K NO!!!! Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? I want to LIVE..... Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? No Ford or Chevy? Chevy (except for Mustangs) because I got tired of fixing or repairing daily; and YES, I did! If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? The LCR really emphasized NO WAY! Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Hot dogs - YES Eggs - NO WAY, YUCK Would you ever SIHPAPP? Not really Ever been on an acid trip? Nope What does the color Yellow taste like? Too sour. I prefer blue and purple! Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Weaver Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Ya - NO!!!!! Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? No effin way!!!! Some multiple choice questions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? I drink wine these days, but I heard you keep yours under the porch. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Plain rims - in my driveway Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? I have 18 crabs in my freezer (or at least the meat from them). OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? No, but I know a few! FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Depends on my sobriety at the time. It would be a Chyrsler Town and Country. Tweak: Have I met your mother? Pretty sure not! prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Mickey watch and ball cap! What's your problem!?? PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. Haven't watched it. 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? See previous answer to same question! gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? Depends on the downtown. We don't have decent Mexican food or a downtown here. That's why I need Mexican every time I get off the rock! If you were looking to get stabbed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? The Lowest, our dive bar here on the rock! Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? I'm a girl! Don't ask me a stupid question like this one! Matt45: Were you at least aiming at his chest? Since I tend to aim a little low, I was aiming for his head. 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? No and no. Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? The one on Obvious Man. Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammar Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! I've actually been called "the grammar bitch" when I graded papers for grammar at NIC. Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? Still need to make some. PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Up the Orange... DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene See above! Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? [purple]About an inch! PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?[/black] |
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Beans or no beans in chili? Depends what I'm using it for.........................FYI............no beans its hotdog sauce.or sloppy joes.......
Up the Orange...check....(thus not a union member or a Fed.....) Whiskey no Ice check........ So can we keep her?.................... |
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Hell yes! Welcome aboard, good on ya for answering the questionairre, and....sorry I didn't meet ya in person at LCR! (I may have, I DID talk to your husband some....I was...you know...  ).You did meet me, but you were well into the apple pie by then. On your way to becoming "that guy." Apple pie is EVIL, ask me how I know...
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Should be a rule... If a lady is a noob pic or GTFO! If you would fucking show up at a LCR you would know what she looks like ASSHOLE! 
I have a bad enough reputation... I don't NEED to show up at LCR... Besides the last times I have been down people wanted to to stay the night.... I am all like HELL NO! LCR Nights... 
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What part of the state do you live in? The WET part... If you woke up in the woods, face down, with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Shit no! Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? I want to LIVE..... Would you ever SIIHPAPP? Not really PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? I drink wine these days, but I heard you keep yours under the porch. I like how you think. 
Let's go camping, again. 
The best sex you ever had IS living.
I CALL BULLSHIT! 
Well played! 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So are you actually a Finn? Kylla ma olen sUOmalainen Ja minä olen kirjoitustapa natsi Nazi??????? So, are you Finn too??? Mom from Ahtari and dad from Jyvaskyla Ei suomalainen. Irlannin, Englanti, Skotlannin ja ruotsiksi. Mutta en tiedä online kääntäjä ja olin kiusanteko teidän kanssanne väärin kirjoitettu sana viestiäsi. Minulla ei ole aavistustakaan, jos nämä käännökset ovat tarkkoja! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So are you actually a Finn? Kylla ma olen sUOmalainen Ja minä olen kirjoitustapa natsi Nazi??????? So, are you Finn too??? Mom from Ahtari and dad from Jyvaskyla Ei suomalainen. Irlannin, Englanti, Skotlannin ja ruotsiksi. Mutta en tiedä online kääntäjä ja olin kiusanteko teidän kanssanne väärin kirjoitettu sana viestiäsi. Minulla ei ole aavistustakaan, jos nämä käännökset ovat tarkkoja!  |
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Turpa, espanjan-poika |
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I haven't finished reading (will tomorrow), but the pretty purple shit, while cute, is not consistent.. Fix it. And it appears that you've missed one or two questions. " [/ black]" is not an answer, neither is "[ purple]" But purple is my color! The other stuff was something I tried to fix several times. Hmph! |
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COME MIERDA! |
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Mayo sus antepasados se elevan de sus tumbas e infligen 106 noogies sobre usted. |
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So are you actually a Finn? Kylla ma olen sUOmalainen Ja minä olen kirjoitustapa natsi
Nazi??????? So, are you Finn too??? Mom from Ahtari and dad from Jyvaskyla Ei suomalainen. Irlannin, Englanti, Skotlannin ja ruotsiksi. Mutta en tiedä online kääntäjä ja olin kiusanteko teidän kanssanne väärin kirjoitettu sana viestiäsi. Minulla ei ole aavistustakaan, jos nämä käännökset ovat tarkkoja!
I got enough to kind of understand it. Hee, hee. It is not, I repeat NOT an easy language!!!! |
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Don't mind PCR.......he's a "known troll"...................... I'm not going to even start on what appears to be coaching by the husband. He was warned. 
He's now off the Christmas list. Not that he was getting anything, but it's the thought that counts. For what it's worth, she got very little help. She's a big girl and can handle herself. She's been looking over my shoulder for months now. For the most part, I just told her to change to colors on her answers.
Do I now know who to thank for the pmags?
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Quoted: I guess thats a yes. I'm at least 3/4 Finn but I don't know the language except how to say a swear word or two. Sure as shit couldn't spell it. Certainly a crazy ass language. Seems like some bastardized concoction of German and Russian. Quoted: So are you actually a Finn? Kylla ma olen soumalainen Lots of Finn's here in WA. Must resemble Finland(never been).
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