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Posted: 9/1/2010 7:23:11 AM EDT

The official caption is as follows..

Incoming eighth-grader (Name Removed) works on getting his locker open on the first day of school Tuesday at Curtis Junior High School in University Place.

Personally, I say his locker is not what he's working on opening.....

Posted: 9/1/2010 7:38:08 AM EDT

[#1]

I smell fish.

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:05:47 AM EDT

[#2]

I'm just gonna sit here for a second, uh..... my leg's asleep.

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:07:49 AM EDT

[#3]

My GOD!....Those stories are true....they have.....Boobies!!

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:18:06 AM EDT

[#4]

Landing strip. SWEET!

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:25:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Note to self...Google taint...

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:30:03 AM EDT

[#6]

Well, no chance with the hot blond junior with her legs and ass! Hey, you with the walker, how you doin'?

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:32:15 AM EDT

[#7]

I wonder if a longterm lack of sex (from a woman or human) can cause social issues?

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:36:21 AM EDT

[#8]

Excuse me, you have a string,,OH DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:39:14 AM EDT

[#9]

I would walk a mile barefoot across broken glass just to suck the cock that fucked her last.

Posted: 9/1/2010 8:43:45 AM EDT

[#10]

Uh uh uh uh, OOOOOH, crap it just came over me ... I'm going to stay here for a second coming ...

Posted: 9/1/2010 9:02:03 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 9/1/2010 9:15:23 AM EDT

[#12]

My goodness, nice white toned leg, blond hair, why is her landing strip brunette?

OMG, she's not wearing panties, this is so REAL! I bet she puts out to a virgin boy.

Posted: 9/1/2010 9:23:36 AM EDT

[#13]

If I just sit here, maybe she won't notice my boner!

Posted: 9/1/2010 9:56:33 AM EDT

[#14]

What is that fucking smell?????

Posted: 9/1/2010 1:46:06 PM EDT

[#15]

Jr High equals grades 7-9 folks, ages 13-15 if my math is correct.

Posted: 9/1/2010 2:50:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Jr High equals grades 7-9 folks, ages 13-15 if my math is correct.

Yeah...and I popped my cherry in the summer between 6th and 7th Grade.

Posted: 9/1/2010 2:53:36 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Jr High equals grades 7-9 folks, ages 13-15

You weren't interested in girls until after your sweet 16?

Posted: 9/1/2010 2:59:48 PM EDT

[#18]

Ahh fuck, please don't see me, please don't see me...

Posted: 9/1/2010 4:00:49 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Ahh fuck, please don't see me, please don't see me...

So, Soooooooooo telling.....

Posted: 9/1/2010 4:49:11 PM EDT

[#20]

I think I'm gonna like living here.

Posted: 9/1/2010 5:34:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Wait, is that a cock..?........................................its the coast after all...

Posted: 9/1/2010 5:37:27 PM EDT

[#22]

"Uh....I think 'it' just moved..."

Posted: 9/1/2010 9:48:58 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Jr High equals grades 7-9 folks, ages 13-15

You weren't interested in girls until after your sweet 16?

I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

Posted: 9/1/2010 11:44:14 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

Speak for yourself

I was captioning it as a boy that age would think

Definitely not looking at them as prime nubiles 1/2-1/3 my age

Posted: 9/2/2010 12:26:13 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Jr High equals grades 7-9 folks, ages 13-15

You weren't interested in girls until after your sweet 16?

I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

Says the guy associating with a 19 year old tonight.

Posted: 9/2/2010 9:04:24 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

You're missing the point.

Posted: 9/2/2010 9:11:08 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

Says the guy who taught another members teenage daughter how to fill condoms with mayonnaise....

Posted: 9/2/2010 9:39:13 AM EDT

[#28]

might be mayonnaise....

Posted: 9/2/2010 11:18:37 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I was interested in them just fine as they were my age then, but I wonder about a bunch of 30-40 y/os now.

You're missing the point.

yup

Posted: 9/2/2010 2:52:48 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Says the guy associating with a 19 year old tonight.

I wasn't supplying the beer.

Quoted:

Says the guy who taught another members teenage daughter how to fill condoms with mayonnaise....

I supplied the condoms, all the rest of it was her idea.

Posted: 9/2/2010 3:32:38 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Says the guy associating with a 19 year old tonight.

I wasn't supplying the beer.

Everyone who drank beer was 24+ (I think they are all 26 or older).

I think she likes Mojitos though.

Posted: 9/2/2010 11:30:55 PM EDT

[#32]

One quickie rub for her and then gotta go see my real gf ...

Posted: 9/2/2010 11:33:20 PM EDT

[#33]

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Posted: 9/2/2010 11:48:21 PM EDT

[#34]

I said "her" dangit ...wear your eyes

Posted: 9/2/2010 11:54:40 PM EDT

[#35]

The day a young PCR-00 became thankful for being assigned locker #106.

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