Posted: 8/16/2010 6:25:36 PM EDT
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So I parked my sweet ass at the Kent Armory for drill and as I walk toward the building I see a sticker on the back of some piece of shit explorer. It said LCR and on the outside of the cute thing it said something about weekends and stuff. Searching said piece of shit further I saw a BFL all jammed up in there and thought to myself "SHIT! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?" After surveilling the filthy interior I headed to formation and decided to leave a note.
Later that day I noticed some poor private with a pt belt on in ACUs standing next to my company's shower/shitter. I was discussing matters of great importance, as I am wont to do, with another E-4 and I notice this fuck eyeballing me. I politely asked him if he would like to take a picture of my sweet ass so he could stare longer and he said "No, specialist, you don't remember me do you?" Now I am thinking "Oh, shit. I have had nasty freaky man sex with this dark skinne.....HEY, SHAKUL BUDDY! How the fuck are ya!" When I left that night I noticed I was missing a hubcap. FUCK! |
