Posted: 7/23/2010 10:50:26 AM EDT
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Landed on the Olympic Peninsula a couple months ago. Was living in KCMO (Kansas Shitty, MO) the last few years.
Figured I throw my neck in the noose for you cats to yank on. Where is the beer? in the frig getting cold, close at hand. Will bring some next time Why should we think you're not a Fed? at Wounded Knee I would have been on the Red side, not the Fed side What part of the state do you live in? North Olympic Peninsula (BFE) Is it whisky or whiskey? whiskey Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? ice = water; dumb question Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Love Makers, but grew up on W.L. Weller another KY bourbon 9mm or .40? .40 .40 or .45? .45 9mm or .45? .45 .40 or 10mm? .45 10mm or .45? .45 .223 or 5.56? 5.56 .308 or .30-06? .30-06 havent used .308 dogs or cats? dogs, but don't have any these days (hunting dog died) FMJ or HP? HP AK or AR? AR AR or FAL? FAL Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Glock cuz I hv one. Like a 1911, but dont have one Do you like Gladiator movies? not much better Ever seen a grown man naked? yes, drunken bozos somehow end up naked Chupacabra: Real or myth? Real Same for Bigfoot? REAL, and the bogey monster How about Nessie? likely Union or freedom? Freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? Both are beer; my yard beer is Miller High Life Beans or no beans in chili? Beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? only when carharted head to toe Do you powder "the Boyz"? nah Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Norris cuz Norris kicks ass, Segal snaps wrists Would you wear a thigh holster? Fuck No What's the phone number for 911? will have to look it up Romeos or tennis shoes? running shoes cuz I may have to make a dash for it Do retards look normal when they cum? maybe cuz normal people look retarded What color was George Washington's white horse? probably grey but powdered to match his hair er wig What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 16 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? None Militia- Org or UnOrg? UnOrg Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". fucking filthy What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Green If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No Way Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? no How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? one Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? no What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? FNC 80 5.56 Where are all the best shooting spots? probably close to me, but don't know it yet Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yes, but can fire WTF? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? likely but need to hear the story Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? no Is your name Mike or Steve? no What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? making Frenemies, dont know too many people out here How do you feel about elephants? would like to be riding one when it goes berserker and stampedes How many drunk pushups can you do? 30 or so What do you mean, you people? can mean anybody, but usually refers to dumb fucks Have you ever been in a cockpit? yes on the ground Ever been in a turkish prison? nope If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? yes, no good reason they should be that close Where was Obama born? taking the 5th Have you ever been tazed while driving? not yet Who is 1GUNRUNNER? seems to be the head honcho Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? probably both but can't say for sure Have you ever worn a fur suit? no, just a fur hat Would you drink a beer with Hitler? no, but take the invite as an opportunity to assassinate him Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? doubtful Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? yes Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? n/a Ford or Chevy? Chevy, Dad and Gpa worked there 80 years combined. Have to have some loyalty If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? hell no Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? no and no i'm a mustard kid Would you ever SIHPAPP? not sure Ever been on an acid trip? taking the 5th What does the color Yellow taste like? mustard Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Isosceles, can triangulate my position (only thing I could come up with) Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? too many times Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? no way Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? i left it on the ground somewhere, again Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? no, but my bicycle does Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? a few in the pots, bunch in the freezer OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? Fuck the Police FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? get rolled... rolled out of the car or rolled onto the ground Monty SUV or Van Tweak: Have I met your mother? nah prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Micks are Micks, its in my heritage so gotta love em 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Beans, asked and answered gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? not sure, but would like to know If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? an airplane bottle of whiskey, don't know any local bars yet Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? no , it is what it is Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? was aiming for his head 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? no, been to china but don't speak the language Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? one on the end of a 10ft stick Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! tyep too fast to worry bout that shit, but do speaka thu language Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? in my belly, go pound sand |
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I smell a troll
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.308 or .30-06? .30-06 havent used .308 
AR or FAL? FAL 
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". fucking filthy (they never get this right) Who is 1GUNRUNNER? seems to be the head honcho (butt kissing) Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! tyep too fast to worry bout that shit, but do speaka thu language
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If you get butt hurt easily please don't read - all content except the stuff about <mouthes the word 'negroes'> is meant to be humerous. .
This place is turning into the Rainbow coalition with all the UN members we are letting in. Jews, Injuns, Beeners, Women, Kids, (mouthes the word 'negroes'), and Pollacks... Well Two Dogs, I welcome you with open arms and I apologize..., I apologize for 500 years of oppresion and subjecation, I apologize for alcohol, the loss of the buffalo, the poisoning of the salmon, the deforestation, reservations, and repeated rapings... I apologize for the lack of education, lack of attention and lack of anything resembling human empathy. I apologize, I apologize, I apologize... Fight the power my Red Brother! Oh wait - never mind. Camera's weren't rolling. By the way, HOW'd you get off the Rez? I'm guessing a shuttle bus from the casino? |
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Quoted: This place is turning into the Rainbow coalition with all the UN members we are letting in. Jews, Injuns, Beeners, Women, Kids, (mouthes the word 'negroes'), and Pollacks... Um dude....Pollack is a fish. It's the one they make fake crab and McDonalds fish sandwiches from. The derogatory term for a person of Polish descent would be "Polock". |
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Quoted: Why do you hate fish?Quoted: This place is turning into the Rainbow coalition with all the UN members we are letting in. Jews, Injuns, Beeners, Women, Kids, (mouthes the word 'negroes'), and Pollacks... Um dude....Pollack is a fish. It's the one they make fake crab and McDonalds fish sandwiches from. The derogatory term for a person of Polish descent would be "Polock". |
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Quoted: Quoted: Why do you hate fish?Quoted: This place is turning into the Rainbow coalition with all the UN members we are letting in. Jews, Injuns, Beeners, Women, Kids, (mouthes the word 'negroes'), and Pollacks... Um dude....Pollack is a fish. It's the one they make fake crab and McDonalds fish sandwiches from. The derogatory term for a person of Polish descent would be "Polock". Because they smell like pussy?  |
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Don't use that fuckin language when you fuckin quote me, you fuck!
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I still don't trust him on page 2. +1 For fuck sake of fuck.... What the fuck is this fucking crap? Hey fucksitck, I was quoting the mother fucking "new" fucking troll account you fuckwad... What the fuck? |
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If he is a true Redskin, he will switch sides for a handful of beads. If he is a California injun (easy to identify, usually white and they say things like "I'm part Cherokee man!..."), he will try to be honorable, thinking that's how savages operate. At that point we can shoot.
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Quoted: Quoted: I still don't trust him on page 2. Hell, I still don't trust YOU, Mr. "I live right by there, can someone come meet me at noon"  Back to the matter at hand. This is an old version of the questionnaire. Ask me how I know... Hey hey, I'm trying. Just hasn't worked out yet. Woke up sick saturday. Couple boxes of kleenex later and I'm still sick.  Actually my secret Federali plan was to get the info and then after you leave, show up and trash the place and ruin it for everybody, muahahaha.  Nah but seriously, if that area is a regular spot for ya'll Ill make it there sometime soon.
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