Posted: 6/11/2010 10:03:45 PM EDT
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I may have missed some of your recent updates.... Slacking here... no defenses or excuses. Tell us how you're holding up. Please. Were infinitely definably as brittle as we are bold, but we do give a shit about you, too.
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Oh, yes, and I love you, in a manly way as well. Umm, maybe a sheeply way. Life has dropped a few turds in the road, but, I'm developing skills as a shit sammich maker. As much as I love the Chateau, I must confess camping for a year isn't like the brochure said it would be. It's been a learning experience. I've learned that I can do without what you city folk call "meals". I've learned that baby wipes are probably best left for, uh, babies. I've learned that I have some real friends. Not something I've ardently cultivated in earlier versions of life. I've learned that the good guys and the bad guys are frequently not the ones you expected. I've learned that adaptability is a characteristic one can learn, even when you're already a wheezer. I've learned that the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about. In fact, I may have actually forgotten how. I've learned that having a 3" tall ceramic dog is really convenient at times, but not very satisfying the rest of the time. I've learned to equate LCR's with pilgrimages to Mecca. I've learned that the Three Stooges knew what life was all about. And, last, and probably least, I've learned that drinking from a mason jar just makes a guy sexaaaay. I drink in front of a mirrored door, just for ambiance. You, Odie, have influenced me greatly. Fuck Dino, YOU are my real dad.  |
 That's the spirited perspective I was hoping to hear. I'd give you a hug, but last time I started hugging on someone they got really pregnant. So we'll stick with a hearty handshake, and that way we won't have to have the homeshooling & breastfeeding arguments later on. Holler when we can help you man. And stop trying to move all your stuff on my workdays. See you at the next Mecca, if they will let me leave the office.
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