[ARCHIVED THREAD] - New guy checking in (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/19/2010 1:17:29 PM EDT
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Long time lurker, first time poster.
I know the rules. http://media-files.gather.com/images/d325/d829/d743/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg NOT a fed......yet. 
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We HAVE to find something! 
Welcome, a thick skin and helmet are required.
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where is the list?? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile PCR is SO slacking... What part of the state do you live in? Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) AR or AK? 9mm or .45? .308 or .30-06? Glock or 1911? How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Ever been in a cockpit, son? Ever been to a turkish prison? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? militia or .mil? Org or Unorg Militia? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is there a FED section? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Tin Foil saves lives? If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurt, would you tell anybody? Is your name Mike or Steve? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Romeos or tennis shoes? Dog's or cats? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak has two: Have I met your mother? What's your favorite knife for crowd control? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabbed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Matt45: Why the fuck should Silly_Look care? Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. A redundant but yet still important Ice in your whiskey question: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs |
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where is the list?? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile PCR is SO slacking... What part of the state do you live in? Wet side, north end Where is the beer? In the OP, I brought the entire fucking brewery Why should we think you're not a Fed? You shouldnt Is it whisky or whiskey? Whiskey Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Makers or Gentleman Jack but prefer scotch AR or AK? Get both 9mm or .45? see above .308 or .30-06? on the fence on this one Glock or 1911? USP How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Doesnt bother me Ever been in a cockpit, son? thats when the shit hit the fan Ever been to a turkish prison? not yet Do you like Gladiator movies? yes Ever seen a grown man naked? every morning I look in the mirror Chupacabra: Real or myth? myth Same for Bigfoot? very real, had a beer with him last week How about Nessie? real, its a better story in person though Union or freedom? freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? right now....cheap Beans or no beans in chili? beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? no Do you powder "the Boyz"? fuck no, I bathe daily Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck will be watching you from your closet tonight for putting the other persons name in the same sentance Would you wear a thigh holster? drop leg, yes What's the phone number for 911? you cant be serious Do retards look normal when they cum? When a midget says hes gay for the first time, does he come out of the cupboard? What color was George Washington's white horse? This quationare was made for the lowest common denominator wasnt it? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? math is hard How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? empty until I decide what body I am stuffing in it If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? fuck no, and no, I dont want to go camping with you How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? mozambique drill, then finish with fire Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? no What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? FNC 80 Where are all the best shooting spots? South center Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yes Is there a FED section? dont know yet Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? see above Tin Foil saves lives? keep it close to you.....very close If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurt, would you tell anybody? see above answer to similar question Is your name Mike or Steve? no Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". YUMMY What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? there isnt a door on the shoothouse If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? only if they make eye contact Where was Obama born? kenya Romeos or tennis shoes? Black cadillacs Dog's or cats? depends on what kind of sauce is on them Who is 1GUNRUNNER? The HTF "operator" Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Dont listen to Karen Carpenter and dont look for feminine hygene products Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? Never saw teen wolf What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? meet new people How do you feel about elephants? meh How many drunk pushups can you do? in my younger days, alot. Not so much any more What do you mean, you people? "What do YOU mean, YOU people Have you ever been tazed while driving? nope Have you ever worn a fur suit? hell no Would you drink a beer with Hitler? no Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? no Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? nope Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? no Ford or Chevy? Chevy If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? no Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? no, mustard and sour cabbage only Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? yes Would you ever SIHPAPP? not if I want to stay married Ever been on an acid trip? totally clean here What does the color Yellow taste like? not as good as purple Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Weaver Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? looking at my feet can cause permanent eye damage. Trench foot is a bitch. Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? no and no And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? he'ed need a cutting torch to get them off Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? no parasites here OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? I'll plead the 5th FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? very bad things would ensue, Yukon Tweak has two: Have I met your mother? no, you're not her type What's your favorite knife for crowd control? http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6291/bladef.jpg prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? I like Mickey gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? Downtown Seattle, I stay away from that place If you were looking to get stabbed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be?La Palmera Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? yes, bad decision Matt45: Why the fuck should Silly_Look care? He shouldnt Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss bad beer If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. give him a couch to sleep on A redundant but yet still important Ice in your whiskey question: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup A People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs C |
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New guy...I'm gonna withhold judgment, but some of those were pretty good answers, best I've seen in a while. Just don't go fucking it all up.  Quoted: Quoted: where is the list?? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile PCR is SO slacking... >SnipittySnip<  Spanky bad new pal...you're the one who slacked/failed. Incorrect version by about 3 months. Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? What part of the state do you live in? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? FMJ or HP? AK or AR? AR or FAL? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? |
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Quoted: Nevermind that I have nothing to do with any of those questions short of the beer one...New guy...I'm gonna withhold judgment, but some of those were pretty good answers, best I've seen in a while. Just don't go fucking it all up. Quoted: Quoted: where is the list?? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile PCR is SO slacking... >SnipittySnip< Spanky bad new pal...you're the one who slacked/failed. Incorrect version by about 3 months. So far, I like this one... Can we keep 'em? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Nevermind that I have nothing to do with any of those questions short of the beer one... So far, I like this one... Can we keep 'em? I think we missed the important question.... Is he Irish? How does he feel about off road driving and drinking? Does he care about the Irish traditions that were basically adopted a few hundred years ago or here in the states as opposed to being "true" traditions from 10k years ago. "Up the Orange" or "Up the Irish"? |
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Yours or hers? This is ARFCOM. Gibby'll get BOTH! Now...Newguy....is your screename supposed to be a clever version of KopfYeager? Headhunter? or did 1NG get it right? Technically it's "KopfJaeger". Fail from the word "go"......
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Quoted: Quoted: Now...Newguy....is your screename supposed to be a clever version of KopfYeager? Headhunter? or did 1NG get it right? Technically it's "KopfJaeger". Fail from the word "go"...... I have an excuse for that one....Percoset + whatever the other one is that makes the air feel like a velvet suit....  |
