[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hurling (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/29/2010 9:07:35 PM EDT
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Ever just hurl, for fun? This morning I woke up feeling better than average. Did my usual nothing (including arfcom) for an hour or so, and then set out to take a shower. While waiting for the hot water to reach the end of the house that I intended to use it at, I figured I'd better take that time to go take my vitamins since I usually like to forget until at the end of the driveway. Got the vitamins down with a glass of orange juice as usual..... scrubbed Jim and the twins while humming to 'just a gigolo' as usual.... put on my socks and skivvies as usual, grabbed a bit of tobacco and jumped on the treadmill for a walk down Fox News lane. About 5 minutes in, I remember to brag to Chelleshooter that I'm actually on the treadmill via text message. Text sent. Fox News has their hair on fire about.... whatever. Same shit, more or less. At minute 6:00, it was like I wasn't feeling too hot.... or something... 6:15 Step off of treadmill and open door for fresh air. Back on treadmill. 6:25 Sweat beads on forehead. I don't walk that fast. 6:40 Jump off treadmill, rush outside. 6:42 - 8:20ish PowerHurl™ with extreme vigor over deck railing. Dry heaves, my favorite. 8:40 Realize I'm standing on the deck in skivvies with tears, snot, and drool on my face. Go back inside. 8:50 Wipe drool snot and tears. 9:30 Realize treadmill is still running, and that I feel fine. 9:40 - 65:00 Nice 3 mile walk, on a gradual grade. Observe that Fox News really needs more real news, and far less breaking news. Rest of day: Better than average. Make any sense? |
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Quoted: Was Geraldo "Token Libtard" Rivera on? Cuz that'd explain a lot. I don't think so, but they did show a clip from 'The View', bitching about Sarah Palin using a 'crosshairs' graphic/icon on her website, identifying where democrats were campaigning on a map. One of the twat waffles said it was a detriment to our 2nd amendment. The audience cheered.  Might as well ban 'Target' stores too, if that's their logic.  |
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Quoted: I've puked my fucking brains out before while 100% perfectly healthy and 106% totally sober. Dr. JS98010 believes it had something to do with being on a 4000 ton guided-missile frigate in 18+ foot seas. My first time on the Bering, I turned blue and felt worse than at any time in my life. Nice calm evening too. Never did hurl though, and never got seasick again no matter how rough it got, even years later. Always found that to be odd as hell. Sure was fun fucking with the guys with weaker stomachs. That's just good clean fun right there  |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm pretty sure all hurling I've experienced have been from illness or alcohol... Mostly the later. Same here, until this morning. tapeworm....or ebola...  I remember a funny LCR story about hurling... but PCR tells it so much better than I do. Hell, he was there. |
It's like a cross between baseball and lacrosse, except it's Irish, so there's probably more drinking involved. Hurling. |
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Ever just hurl, for fun? 6:42 - 8:20ish PowerHurl™ with extreme vigor over deck railing. Dry heaves, my favorite. Make sure you go outside and mark the furthest distance of the majority of your "Hurl". A nice little flag marker should do fine. That way when it happens again, you know what distance you'll have to beat to better yourself next time. Remember, you're not competing against everybody else, you're only competing against yourself. Eventually some clown from the HTF will show up with a "trophy" of some sort for ya. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Ever just hurl, for fun? 6:42 - 8:20ish PowerHurl™ with extreme vigor over deck railing. Dry heaves, my favorite. Make sure you go outside and mark the furthest distance of the majority of your "Hurl". A nice little flag marker should do fine. That way when it happens again, you know what distance you'll have to beat to better yourself next time. Remember, you're not competing against everybody else, you're only competing against yourself. Eventually some clown from the HTF will show up with a "trophy" of some sort for ya. |
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Make sure you go outside and mark the furthest distance of the majority of your "Hurl". A nice little flag marker should do fine. That way when it happens again, you know what distance you'll have to beat to better yourself next time. Remember, you're not competing against everybody else, you're only competing against yourself. Eventually some clown from the HTF will show up with a "trophy" of some sort for ya an tell you how much further they can hurl or how they have more vigor when they do. Fixt! That's how ARFCOM rolls! |
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Same routine this morning, sans hurling episode. I think your pregnant, congradulations!  That explains the moodswings and terrible gas, but what about the scrapbooking? Scrapbooking is a mental disease. Please check yourself into the local nuthouse as soon as possible for evaluation. Don't bring shoe laces, any toiletries, razor blades, any medicine, or other items that can be used to hurt yourself. This means ESPECIALLY your scrapbooking materials. Enjoy your stay sir. |
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Scrapbooking is a mental disease. Truth.. I once broke up with a chick I would have otherwise married over that shit. She wouldn't STFU about it, and kept getting pissed when I didn't want to go to Joann Fabrics with her. I know, I know.. mediocre story, bro. As far as the OP, my mom used to make me take vitamins on an empty stomach, and they came back up between first and second period more often than not. |
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This happened to me last week. Woke up, did my normal omnitrition vitamin load, went out for the morning stair climb the a large appartment complex, started feeling funny, stopped, blew chunks all over the place. Looked up, 4 children watching me with a mother that looked shocked, kept climbing stairs, felt good. |
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This happened to me last week. Woke up, did my normal omnitrition vitamin load, went out for the morning stair climb the a large appartment complex, started feeling funny, stopped, blew chunks all over the place. Looked up, 4 children watching me with a mother that looked shocked, kept climbing stairs, felt good. You're pregnant too? Fuck....is this shit contagious or something? I always used to say during tough times "Don't worry, at least they can't get us pregnant!".... Apparently I was wrong...
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