Posted: 3/24/2010 5:14:57 PM EDT
I heard this was customary. I am in the army and about to be stationed at ft. lewis. I will be sending my wife up there as advance party to find us a place to live. Do you guys have any guidance as to where she should look or avoid at all costs? any suggestions would be helpful Thanks, Daryl 
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Welcome, your off to a good start. We need pictures of your wife...
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she's the one in the middle, and that is her family. There great and surprisingly big fans of nascar. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/roadhog481/public/wedding06.jpg Unacceptable. |
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Que application... What part of the state do you live in?
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she's the one in the middle, and that is her family. There great and surprisingly big fans of nascar. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/roadhog481/public/wedding06.jpg Secret Service detail? |
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she's the one in the middle, and that is her family. There great and surprisingly big fans of nascar. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/roadhog481/public/wedding06.jpg Secret Service detail? Priceless!! 
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she's the one in the middle, and that is her family. There great and surprisingly big fans of nascar. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/roadhog481/public/wedding06.jpg Unacceptable. jealous? |
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Quoted: she's the one in the middle, and that is her family. There great and surprisingly big fans of nascar. http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/roadhog481/public/wedding06.jpg  This one might be a keeper. |
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Ok clowns! This is my brother and he is being stationed up here but his 8 month pregnant wife is doing the house recon whilst I fly to Fla to get him and his shit.
What we need(in no particular order) is #1 No fly zones for a pregnant country girl with no weapons in the FT Lewis area #2 Suggestions for good places to live that are reasonably close to the base. #3 A welcoming GTG where he can meet some of the wonderful peple of the WAHTF...I think there are like 3 of you that qualify #4 Some non psycho females for her to meet and do whatever it is that women do......which I think is sorcery and hand crafts. #5 Another GTG where she stays at home and we get shit faced. #6 A 3rd GTG where we try to remember the last one and do stupid WAHTF tricks. #6.5 The 106 story #7 Should probably involve guns but the alcohol is making it hard to think ETA: He IS a fed so stop worrying so much about it.......Better the devil you know and all that. |
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Comments inline: Quoted: Ok clowns! This is my brother and he is being stationed up here but his 8 month pregnant wife is doing the house recon whilst I fly to Fla to get him and his shit. What we need(in no particular order) is #1 No fly zones for a pregnant country girl with no weapons in the FT Lewis area Tilicum, Ponders, Hilltop, and the like. Some of Lakewood and East Tacoma as well #2 Suggestions for good places to live that are reasonably close to the base. My area, University Place, is nice, as well as some parts of Lakehood and Spanawatts. #3 A welcoming GTG where he can meet some of the wonderful peple of the WAHTF...I think there are like 3 of you that qualify We need to find those 3 and kick their ass for making the rest of us look bad #4 Some non psycho females for her to meet and do whatever it is that women do......which I think is sorcery and hand crafts. Hippynik knows some magic tricks, Tartar and EatwhenHungry may as well #5 Another GTG where she stays at home and we get shit faced. This one is easy. Lets have it at the Peppermill Empress in Centralia. #6 A 3rd GTG where we try to remember the last one and do stupid WAHTF tricks. Why not extend number 5 to a full weekend? #6.5 The 106 story We'll need a fire, but I know a guy at #5, we might be able to pull it off #7 Should probably involve guns but the alcohol is making it hard to think LCR ETA: He IS a fed so stop worrying so much about it.......Better the devil you know and all that. Can he get me a 113? I need one. |
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Lemme get this straight.....Zerker has pics of the spouse? 
Hell, I introduced em AND I grab her ass whenever I can. Quoted:
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Ok clowns! This is my brother and he is being stationed up here but his 8 month pregnant wife is doing the house recon whilst I fly to Fla to get him and his shit. What we need(in no particular order) is #1 No fly zones for a pregnant country girl with no weapons in the FT Lewis area Tilicum, Ponders, Hilltop, and the like. Some of Lakewood and East Tacoma as well #2 Suggestions for good places to live that are reasonably close to the base. My area, University Place, is nice, as well as some parts of Lakehood and Spanawatts. #3 A welcoming GTG where he can meet some of the wonderful peple of the WAHTF...I think there are like 3 of you that qualify We need to find those 3 and kick their ass for making the rest of us look bad #4 Some non psycho females for her to meet and do whatever it is that women do......which I think is sorcery and hand crafts. Hippynik knows some magic tricks, Tartar and EatwhenHungry may as well #5 Another GTG where she stays at home and we get shit faced. This one is easy. Lets have it at the Peppermill Empress in Centralia. #6 A 3rd GTG where we try to remember the last one and do stupid WAHTF tricks. Why not extend number 5 to a full weekend? #6.5 The 106 story We'll need a fire, but I know a guy at #5, we might be able to pull it off #7 Should probably involve guns but the alcohol is making it hard to think LCR ETA: He IS a fed so stop worrying so much about it.......Better the devil you know and all that. Can he get me a 113? I need one. No but we will talk later. Good stuff, good stuff. Thank ye sir~ Anyone else wanna chime in? |
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Lemme get this straight.....Zerker has pics of the spouse?
Hell, I introduced em AND I grab her ass whenever I can. Aahh...The family that plays together....  It is not like your wife bitches when you grab MY ass so I dont see what you are on about. |
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What part of the state do you live in? Ft Lewis part
Where is the beer? hopefully right before pt Why should we think you're not a Fed? My lil bro already dimed me out Is it whisky or whiskey? lead is cumulative you know Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Ice unless you don't have any Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Glenlivet AR or AK? Brunettes or Redheads? I have moods 9mm or .45? .45 .308 or .30-06? .308 Glock or 1911? again, moods How do you feel about the Glock grip angle?noooo, thats a trap Ever been in a cockpit, son? um... Yes Ever been to a turkish prison? not yet Do you like Gladiator movies? sure Ever seen a grown man naked? every day Chupacabra: Real or myth? jesus christ.... Same for Bigfoot? wtf? How about Nessie? come-on Union or freedom? ...... militia or .mil? ...... Cheap beer or Micro brew? Guiness Beans or no beans in chili? WHO PUTS BEANS IN THE FUCKING CHILLI!!! Is Carhart clothing hickish? overalls yes, jackets/slacks no Do you powder "the Boyz"? in the field Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Clint Eastwood Would you wear a thigh holster? Gay What's the phone number for 911? 9-911 Do retards look normal when they cum? I've never seen you in the act What color was George Washington's white horse? Grey What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? A hole denotes the lack of dirt If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Yes, but she(my wife) would just make fun of me. How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Don't believe in them Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Have you ever been employed as a CH-53E crew chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? looks like an fnc Where are all the best shooting spots? you have not shown me yet Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yes Is there a FED section? Yes, GD Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage?Certainly a prerequisite to membership Tin Foil saves lives? yes If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurt, would you tell anybody? .... im starting to re-think hanging out with you guys Is your name Mike or Steve?gay Fill in the blank, "The pig is a _tasty__ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?no door If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?no Where was Obama born? .... Romeos or tennis shoes? normally anything with shoe or boot in the name Dog's or cats? Fcuking hate cats Who is 1GUNRUNNER?the final say? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? ..... Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? no What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? im a fed, you know the game How do you feel about elephants? fine How many drunk pushups can you do? not sure What do you mean, you people? ..... Have you ever been tazed while driving? only to stay awake Have you ever worn a fur suit? I'm a lynx Would you drink a beer with Hitler? I would not make it that far(THIS DAMN JEW NOSE) Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?ok Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? ....ok.... Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? not that lucky Ford or Chevy? Chrysler If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you?no Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? sure Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? if your pregnant Would you ever SIHPAPP? If a porn star were involved and I had a larger dick, then yes Ever been on an acid trip? only to autozone What does the color Yellow taste like?mmm....cake.... Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? blue Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Or norm McCoy testing his limits(ask berz) Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? i don't understand the question And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? stock and in my driveway Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? nope OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? for fucks sake FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be?I would first question how the Greek Orphans were provided alcohol, then I would do nothing because, you know, there orphans. and chemically, urine is no different than sweat give or take a few hormones and some unabsorbed alcohol. Tweak has two: Have I met your mother? ?:maybe What's your favorite knife for crowd control? a samurai sword with a DRAGON PAINTED ON THE BLADE!!! prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?....... gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? ? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? henniy, and apparently “stabed” has 2 b's Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? ... Matt45: Why the fuck should Silly_Look care? ... mfortin & 1GR (about the ice in whiskey) ?? Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs |
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Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Or norm McCoy testing his limits(ask berz) HOLY SHIT! I had forgotten all about that pedo bastard. You never told me he touched you in your no no parts 
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Quoted: There was some fail: Ever been in a cockpit, son? um... Yes Union or freedom? ...... militia or .mil? ...... If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?no Have you ever worn a fur suit? I'm a lynx Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?ok Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? no Followed by WIN! Ever been to a turkish prison? not yet Cheap beer or Micro brew? Guiness Do retards look normal when they cum? I've never seen you in the act Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Have you ever been employed as a CH-53E crew chief? If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurt, would you tell anybody? .... im starting to re-think hanging out with you guys OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? for fucks sake Would you drink a beer with Hitler? I would not make it that far(THIS DAMN JEW NOSE) Looks like he popped a record breaking -4 on the WAHTF scale, but since he's related to Zerker, he gets a "10" instead. I guess we'll have to keep him though, Zerker has proved to be entertaining, and we can always use a spare comedian....Not to mention this will definetly put us ahead if we can make him Mod for a day!  Mozeltov!!!L'Chiam!!eleven!!one!!1!! |
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There was some fail: Ever been in a cockpit, son? um... Yes He was a freakin crew chief
Union or freedom? ...... Forgive him, he knows not what they do militia or .mil? ...... .Mil itia If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?no Department of the Navy, I got nothing Have you ever worn a fur suit? I'm a lynx We all have our quirks Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?ok Loaded question your honor, I object! Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? no So he is not a meat gazer...but balls touching are OK....Again I got nothing Followed by WIN! Ever been to a turkish prison? not yet
Cheap beer or Micro brew? Guiness Do retards look normal when they cum? I've never seen you in the act Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Have you ever been employed as a CH-53E crew chief? If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurt, would you tell anybody? .... im starting to re-think hanging out with you guys OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? for fucks sake Would you drink a beer with Hitler? I would not make it that far(THIS DAMN JEW NOSE) Looks like he popped a record breaking -4 on the WAHTF scale, but since he's related to Zerker, he gets a "10" instead.
I guess we'll have to keep him though, Zerker has proved to be entertaining, and we can always use a spare comedian....Not to mention this will definetly put us ahead if we can make him Mod for a day!
Mozeltov!!!L'Chiam!!eleven!!one!!1!! He really is not as bad as all that, I mean there is the balls thing and the fact that he likes jeep cherokees but at least he is not odd in comparison to some of us. |
