Posted: 1/27/2010 8:25:34 AM EDT
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alright a little late but, a few talking points:
i'm 24 born and raised in washington, currently live in bothell, but moving in feb. down to renton Current AR owner-varmint work full time & attend UW full time as well. (last quarter thank god) Hobbies: guns brewing beer RC Cars snowbaording camping ....anything outdoors really Last but not least.......the beer  
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Welcome, my young friend. Howdeedoo. Come on in and have a seat. Can I get yo anything? A beer? The remote? A hummer from one of our many ghey members? Just sit back and relax, ok? It's soooo warm and cozy here in the wahtf. Just bask in the love. BTW, the welcome wagon full of beer and cheerleaders should be at your door in about an hour. |
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Here you go.
What part of the state do you live in? Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz Girls"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk push ups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a Turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginnings" a feminine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice questions: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs |
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Welcome, my young friend. Howdeedoo. Come on in and have a seat. Can I get yo anything? A beer? The remote? A hummer from one of our many ghey members? Just sit back and relax, ok? It's soooo warm and cozy here in the wahtf. Just bask in the love. BTW, the welcome wagon full of beer and cheerleaders should be at your door in about an hour. 
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alright....
What part of the state do you live in? already answered but north king/south sno. but will be king soon Where is the beer? brewing actually hopefully it finishes before i move.... 
Why should we think you're not a Fed? ummm why should i think your not? Is it whisky or whiskey? really......if its brown i flush it down Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? no ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) makers mark is good, jameson or wild turkey 9mm or .40? .40 .40 or .45? .45 9mm or .45? .45 .40 or 10mm? .40 10mm or .45? .45 .223 or 5.56? 5.56 .308 or .30-06? .308 dogs or cats? dogs Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? 1911.....to many glock fanboy's Do you like Gladiator movies? yea Ever seen a grown man naked? unfortunately yes Chupacabra: Real or myth? lol if so 
Same for Bigfoot? yes, you should see my dad How about Nessie? if so
Union or freedom? freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew?both, camping cheap, but brew my own good stuff. Beans or no beans in chili? small beans not the fat ass kidneys Is Carhart clothing hickish? my girl wears it, and she's a city girl so i'm not sure what to think about this aha Do you powder "the Boyz Girls"? huh? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? oh man gotta go with chuck Would you wear a thigh holster? not unless its tacticool What's the phone number for 911? bang bang, you dead yet.....bang.....911....i got me a robber Romeos or tennis shoes? both Do retards look normal when they cum? really though something i try not thinking about. What color was George Washington's white horse? black What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 64 is not prime number! How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 1 cubic foot? Militia- Org or UnOrg? militia Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". breakfast, lunch and dinner What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? i care If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? probably just so i could find out what the fuck happend Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? teen wolf...thats a negative How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? 1.....37mm grenade round Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? nope What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? ill take a guess and say dessert eagle Where are all the best shooting spots? you tell me, hell i only now of 2 spots one of which is in eastern washington, the other closer to the westside, but i would always love suggestions! Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yes, but stupid ass restrictions........own but can't use...what's the point? stupid politicians Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? i care Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? huh? Is your name Mike or Steve? no What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? knowledge gaining How do you feel about elephants? big ass animals How many drunk push ups can you do? oh man ill have to find out next time......anywhere between i'd say 30-50 lol What do you mean, you people? dont ever really refer to anybody by you people Have you ever been in a cockpit? yes Ever been in a Turkish prison? nope If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? pretty much how does that happen accidently....atleast one of them wanted it. Where was Obama born? who gives a shit Have you ever been tazed while driving? nope Who is 1GUNRUNNER? can't say i know Is "New Beginnings" a feminine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? maybe both Have you ever worn a fur suit? lol no but that sounds like a good costume Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? no stay the fuck off my shit Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? hummmmm thats a hard one...... Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? nope Ford or Chevy? chevy If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? probably not Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? hotdog yes, eggs not so much hotsauce on everything Would you ever SIHPAPP? let me get back to you.... 
Ever been on an acid trip? yes What does the color Yellow taste like? really? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? oh yes Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? hell no Some multiple choice questions: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs |
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How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 1 cubic foot? Militia- Org or UnOrg? militia What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? ill take a guess and say dessert eagle Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? huh? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? knowledge gaining Have you ever been in a cockpit? yes Who is 1GUNRUNNER? can't say i know Have you ever worn a fur suit? lol no but that sounds like a good costume Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha  
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How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 1 cubic foot?
Militia- Org or UnOrg? militia What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? ill take a guess and say dessert eagle Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? huh? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? knowledge gaining Have you ever been in a cockpit? yes Who is 1GUNRUNNER? can't say i know Have you ever worn a fur suit? lol no but that sounds like a good costume Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Matt45/failure.jpg  But he had so much promise
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Is that what we are calling it now? Welcome but I had to give you some shit.
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Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha The appropriate answer is either "no" or the following... "Yes. Just so I could put a roofie in his beer when he wasn't looking, take him back to a no-tell motel, tie him to the bed and film the naked gay midgets that I hired as they did all sorts of depraved things to him and then put the vid up on youtube with the assurance that the gay midgets were all Jewish, gypsy, black, or some other type that he thought he was better than..........Then i'd go drink myself into a stupor, confess at the local church, and invent eye bleach to remove the visions of what I have just done from my thought process forever." Anything less is unacceptable. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha The appropriate answer is either "no" or the following... "Yes. Just so I could put a roofie in his beer when he wasn't looking, take him back to a no-tell motel, tie him to the bed and film the naked gay midgets that I hired as they did all sorts of depraved things to him and then put the vid up on youtube with the assurance that the gay midgets were all Jewish, gypsy, black, or some other type that he thought he was better than..........Then i'd go drink myself into a stupor, confess at the local church, and invent eye bleach to remove the visions of what I have just done from my thought process forever." Anything less is unacceptable. Grumpy has thought this through far too thoroughly.... Plans for O Bam bam the night he gets tossed out of office maybe..? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha The appropriate answer is either "no" or the following... "Yes. Just so I could put a roofie in his beer when he wasn't looking, take him back to a no-tell motel, tie him to the bed and film the naked gay midgets that I hired as they did all sorts of depraved things to him and then put the vid up on youtube with the assurance that the gay midgets were all Jewish, gypsy, black, or some other type that he thought he was better than..........Then i'd go drink myself into a stupor, confess at the local church, and invent eye bleach to remove the visions of what I have just done from my thought process forever." Anything less is unacceptable. What about after the Rohypnol, you were to ass-rape Uncle Adolf with a 24" Husqvarna chainsaw? Or took him to Enumclaw for some horsey action? |
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Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yeah, just so i could say i had a beer with him aha The appropriate answer is either "no" or the following... "Yes. Just so I could put a roofie in his beer when he wasn't looking, take him back to a no-tell motel, tie him to the bed and film the naked gay midgets that I hired as they did all sorts of depraved things to him and then put the vid up on youtube with the assurance that the gay midgets were all Jewish, gypsy, black, or some other type that he thought he was better than..........Then i'd go drink myself into a stupor, confess at the local church, and invent eye bleach to remove the visions of what I have just done from my thought process forever." Anything less is unacceptable. Would drinking the beer so you could piss on his grave be acceptable. 
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| i was more just thinking about a short answer which did not include what i would do after the fact (beer).....but with this considered, yes i figured the best approriate action would to pull a denzel.....cut his fingers off one at a time.....use a car lighter to stop the bleeeding.......then pack his ass with explosives and let him think about it for awhile.......booooom! |