From March 17th 2005 http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=334194



yomez05: I will need someone who can cash a USPS Money Order cause there is an account which in this account there is a large sum of money and now the bank will be the one to take the money i need someone who is ready to make money and brave to this job i will issue a USPS Money Order on the account and i will send it over to you u will go to bank and cash it remember u are not going to use ur name to cash it u will be using another name as soon as u cash it the percentage will be %60/ %40, 60 for me and 40 for you should i continue or what?



PCR-00: how bout you shove that money order up your ass?



yomez05: re u interested in it

yomez05: this is will make both of us rich

PCR-00: Roll it and smoke it

yomez05: ok

yomez05: u re a nigga right?

yomez05: so u don"t want to make million $ in a week

PCR-00: Not after you call me that name.....

yomez05: but i ve

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PCR-00: You'd think that at this point you'd have figured out that I know this is a scam....move on to the next sucker. Don't get caught, or it's "Pound you in the ass prison" for you!

yomez05: i want you to relealized that is fraud

yomez05: ok

PCR-00: I know it's fraud....Good luck with that

yomez05: ok

yomez05: can we make a deal

PCR-00: like what?

yomez05: by sending you money order

yomez05: by sending you money orders

PCR-00: How many? what denomination?

PCR-00: I need a new hot tub

yomez05: i will send you 5 first

PCR-00: what values?

yomez05: $950 each

yomez05: then i will send you 5 of $950

PCR-00: I thought you said MILLIONS!? Doesn't quite seem worth it for committing wire fraud. You must be a cop.....You Interpol?

yomez05: am not

yomez05: am in united state so how can i bee cop?

yomez05: am from nigeria

PCR-00: NIGERIA!?!? What kind of postage does that take?

yomez05: ok

yomez05: what take?

PCR-00: how many stamps will you need. Seems like it would be a lot.

PCR-00: you can get USPS Money Orders in Nigeria? I didn't know there was a branch there.

yomez05: it will not

yomez05: ok

yomez05: yes i can get it there

PCR-00: What size envelopes will they be in...My mailbox is quite small, and I have a dog

yomez05: how many can you cash?

PCR-00: well, I don't have a car right now....and my moped is low on gas. Can you send me some gas money too?

PCR-00: The wagon train does run by my place every third tuesday on a full moon, so I could take that.

PCR-00: Gas is quite expensive these days.

PCR-00: I can cash quite a few if they are real. But I need a fake ID too. Can you make those?

PCR-00: I look kinda like if Bob dole and Big bird had a kid

PCR-00: What time will you be coming by? I can have Tea ready

yomez05: u mean i should make a fake id for you

yomez05: u re the one to find a fake id to use

yomez05: re u serious with this

PCR-00: I need guns too...It's dangerous here...People are always trying to kill us NSA Employees

PCR-00: Are you there?

PCR-00: I guess not...I'll just take my moped and go then

yomez05: if u re not serious with this deal let me know

yomez05: ok

PCR-00: well, you haven't answered any of my questions.

yomez05: what is the question

yomez05: what"s the question?

PCR-00: one sec...the cops are here..

PCR-00: Ok, they're gone....you have any answers?

yomez05: i don"t ve any time to waste with you

yomez05: get serious if you re interested

PCR-00: so, what are the details?

PCR-00: How can I be sure that you aren't Fasion Police?

yomez05: re u serious now or what?

yomez05: am not

PCR-00: well, I have some serious questions before I get involved

yomez05: am in nigeria

yomez05: Am a Nigerian

PCR-00: you could be Nigerian Fasion Police

yomez05: am not

yomez05: believe me

yomez05: if am police i cannot ask you to use fake id

yomez05: am a fraudster

PCR-00: well, I don't want anything tied to me

PCR-00: You're asking me to commit fraud....How did you find me in the first place? That is why I am suspicious. I don't know you. You could be Fasion Police pretending to be from Niger

yomez05: i said am not

yomez05: i searc for you via yahoo

PCR-00: and you picked mine, why?

PCR-00: am I known for this type of thing? I don't want you to blow my cover.

yomez05: bcos i know u re the one that can make the deal with me

PCR-00: I also deal in Russian male prostitutes. Perhaps we could work out a trade.

PCR-00: how much do I need to send back to you out of the 950?

yomez05: u know ab postal money order right?

PCR-00: Yea, use em all the time. Thats how I got my moped and my old hot tub. It's broken now, so I'm in the market (the kids love it)

yomez05: my commision will be 60% while urs will be 40%

PCR-00: that sounds outrageous....I'm doing all the work. I only get 380 per? Thats not even close to the value of one of my boys. Make a better offer. How can I be sure that I can trust you?

PCR-00: gonna need some good faith cash money first

yomez05: u can trust me by sending you the money order

PCR-00: sounds fishy....the fasion police could do that and arrest me as soon as I try to cash it.

yomez05: how can they arrest you

PCR-00: gonna need something a bit more guaranteed to get the ball rolling

yomez05: don"t you know that u re to be making money for me

PCR-00: you said they are fraudulent right...do they have serial numbers?

yomez05: what re the Guaranteed u need

yomez05: of what?

PCR-00: ok, maybee I'm confused....you send me a money order for 950, I keep 380 and send you the rest?

yomez05: yes

yomez05: exactly

PCR-00: do these have serial numbers on them?

yomez05: and i can send you 5-10 if u can cash it

yomez05: yes

yomez05: but is not here with me

PCR-00: one sec...the cops are here again...be right back

yomez05: stop all this

PCR-00: all what?

PCR-00: They're gone....So, are these REAL money orders, or Faked?

yomez05: faked

PCR-00: ok

yomez05: faked but look like real

PCR-00: tell you what, I've gotta run for now. Contact me via 202-456-1414 or mail me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500

PCR-00: I'll talk to you later

yomez05: ok

yomez05: hello

yomez05: what is the name that the money order will be isue on

PCR-00: John Ashcroft

yomez05: how many money orders do you want me to send to you

yomez05: and how can i trust you that u will send my commision back to me?

PCR-00: You know what....with all the surveilance I'm under right now, maybe we should wait......

PCR-00: The FBI is still following me for my forged camel cash fiasco

yomez05: ok do you know what

yomez05: i will send you 5 $950 money orders

PCR-00: hold on.....can you contact me in 30 days, My court hearings shoud be over by then.....My lawyer says that there is only a 60% chance that I will go to jail. Once that is over the FBI will not be watching me anymore.

PCR-00: I think they are watching me right now.....is this a secure yahoo chat?

PCR-00: They can read everything we are typing

PCR-00: Sometimes I think they can read my thoughts.....do you believe in ESP?

PCR-00: I have a hat that I wear, made from the exhaust manifold of a 62 Chevy, but I don't think it works as well as before. Not since the Aliens took me and my virtue.

PCR-00: Is it just me, or do you think that sometimes those black helicopters are watching me?

PCR-00: hello?

yomez05: hi

PCR-00: Crap, the cops are here again, I think they want me to go with them.....contact me in 30 days! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

yomez05: they re not watching you

yomez05: ok

PCR-00: I'm SURE they are....

PCR-00: Officer Peterson is here, he wants some money orders too. Can you make his out to "My good friend Don Bluth"

yomez05: now i ve not truth with you

yomez05: and u want me to make it to ur friend again

yomez05: is not possible

PCR-00: you can trust him, he's a cop[

yomez05: should i send the money orders to you or not?

PCR-00: Like I said, I have to go to trial first....

PCR-00: contact me in 30 days. Hopefully I won't be in jail by then

yomez05: wel there is no need to send you the money order then

PCR-00: ok, good luck, hopefully some day I can make it to Nicaragua and we can meet

yomez05: am not in Nicaragua am a Nigerian

PCR-00: isn't it the same thing?

yomez05: is not the same

yomez05: Nigeria is africa

PCR-00: isn't Nicaragua in africa too?

yomez05: is not in africa

PCR-00: where is it, cause I always wanted to go there too

PCR-00: is it in england?

PCR-00: isn't that where africa is too?

yomez05: u mean Nicaragua?

yomez05: i don"t know

PCR-00: ok...gotta go for real this time. I'll talk to you later

yomez05 (10:56:24 AM): should i send you the money orders or not?

yomez05: hi

yomez05: how ab what we are discussing on?

PCR-00: I'm sorry what? It's late and I've had a few drinks

yomez05: i know that u re not a serious person

PCR-00: why do you say that?

yomez05: am serious ab what am talking

yomez05: then u re playng on me

PCR-00: I'm gonna need some proof of who you are

PCR-00: do you have a digital camera

PCR-00: ?

yomez05: i said am a guy from lagos,nigeria

PCR-00: you are asking me to commit a serious crime....and I have no idea who you are

yomez05: am also a criminal

PCR-00: I don't go into business with just anyone, I need to see a picture of you

yomez05: is that what u need now?

yomez05: i don't know why u re afraid of me

PCR-00: and, I need to be sure you aren't sending me any old picture

PCR-00: it has to be you

yomez05: yes it will be me

PCR-00: I need to see a picture of you holding today's newspaper and a chicken....I can only be sure that you are a real person by following my instructions

PCR-00: otherwise I won't know that you aren't sending me some picture you dug up off the internet

PCR-00: or are you not serious?

yomez05: am seriuls

yomez05: serious

PCR-00: I'm gonna need a picture as described

yomez05: to send u a picture is not a problem ok

PCR-00: it needs to be of you with TODAY's Newspaper....and to be sure it is you, have a chicken near by

yomez05: no

PCR-00: why not?

PCR-00: it needs to be something out of the ordinary in the picture, something you and I discuss. So I know it is you

PCR-00: can you hold a sign in the picture?

yomez05: how can i hold todays new paper

yomez05: and chicken

PCR-00: one in one hand, one in the other...or have the chicken at your feet.

PCR-00: are you new to this?

yomez05: yes i am

PCR-00: how long have you been hocking money orders printed from photoshop?

yomez05: last year january

PCR-00: ok, can you send a picture of you, the newspaper and the chicken?

yomez05: i cannot

PCR-00: and why not?

yomez05: i can only send u my picture

yomez05: ok

PCR-00: no newspaper, no chicken

PCR-00: how do I know you aren't sending me a picture of your uncle Zimbo?

PCR-00: I'm friggin serious about this and you are playing games with me. Don't you want me to get a new hottub and some gas money for my moped?

PCR-00: I've been in this biz for a long time now, and I would HOPE that you would show some professionalism before entering into a business transaction of this nature

PCR-00: you, newspaper, chicken

PCR-00: hello?

PCR-00: I can see that you are not interested in making real money. I will talk to someone else. My aunt just passed away leaving me 5.3 million dollars and I thought I might be able to invest it in the black market. You got me excited, I see that you are a fake

PCR-00: I'm going to go have a smoke.....if you are serious, you will leave me a message. be quick about it, the hottub is overheating

PCR-00: ok, I am going to bed now. Do you wish to do business? contact me tomorrow 10am PST

yomez05: ok

yomez05: i wish but u don"t seem like u serious

PCR-00: well, this is a dangerous world these days, and I can't be to carefull

PCR-00: really gonna need some proof

yomez05: i told you that ma a criminal like u

PCR-00: yes...but how many criminals can you trust?

PCR-00: is the chicken too much? do you not have access to a chicken?

yomez05: i ve a acces

PCR-00: ok

PCR-00: can you send me a picture of yourself with todays newspaper and a chicken?

yomez05: how do toy know that there is todays news paper in nigeria

PCR-00: good point

PCR-00: how about this....instead of the newspaper, a sign that says "PCR-00"

PCR-00: its a code we use here in the states

yomez05: the PCR-00"?

PCR-00: yup

PCR-00: have a sign in one hand with "PCR-00" and a chicken in the other

yomez05: if u see my picture u suprised

PCR-00: don't worry, I work with all kinds of people. Remember, I ride a moped

yomez05: get serious if u want to deal with me

PCR-00: same here....need the pic

yomez05: what type of business re u doing there?

PCR-00: I want to KNOW who I am dealing with

yomez05: i will send you my pic later today

PCR-00: forged camel cash. Marlboro miles. standing ovations. the like

PCR-00: I know what the hell I am doing. You are new to this, trust me

yomez05: can u connect me

PCR-00: email me the picture

yomez05: yes i know

PCR-00: with the sign and the chicken

PCR-00: when can I have it as proof?

yomez05: can you view me on my cam?

yomez05: to know who u re dealing with?

PCR-00: I want a picture as I described, or no deal

PCR-00: lots of people out there looking to launder some fake money orders.....

PCR-00: why should I deal with you if I can't trust you?

yomez05: i mean i will be on webcam and u see who u re dealing with

yomez05: yes oh

PCR-00: I need you to email me a picture, remember, I've got a boss, and he's gonna want to see too.

yomez05: that is why i want to on my webcam

PCR-00: if my boss doesn't approve, no dice, it doesn't happen. He wants to see you as well

PCR-00: you can see, that I am already trusting you by including you on the structure of my organization

PCR-00: but my boss is not so forthcoming, he will need to see what we have arranged

PCR-00: if you can't meet our agreement, then we will go elsewhere

PCR-00: already you have proposed a deal that he doesnt like

PCR-00: but I have vouched for you

yomez05: what is the voched

PCR-00: I spoke for you, on your behalf

PCR-00: said you were an "OK GUY, WORTH CUPPING"

PCR-00: do we not have a deal?

yomez05: we ve

PCR-00: I can set you're name to "ignore" in a quick second

PCR-00: my boss doesn't like being double crossed

PCR-00: Haven't you done this before?

PCR-00: I thought you understood the rules

yomez05: yes i do

PCR-00: when can I get a pic as requested

PCR-00: ?

yomez05: todday

PCR-00: will you email it to me?

yomez05: what?

yomez05: yes i will

PCR-00: will you follow the instructions?

PCR-00: no answer, again, you are showing your crapmanship with this business

PCR-00: I don't have every waking minute to wait for your reply

yomez05: i will only send you my picture

PCR-00: I need it to be as per my instructions

yomez05: am not sening any news paper or chiecken that is ti

PCR-00: my boss can launder 25 Money Orders a day

PCR-00: How about the Sign and the chicken

PCR-00: I TOLD my boss that he would expect proof in THAT manner

yomez05: whao

yomez05: who is going to send you 25 money order?

PCR-00: I am going out on a limb by allowing you to deviate from the newspaper and use the sign

PCR-00: we have the ability

PCR-00: if you wanted to

PCR-00: we CAN

PCR-00: you want to start with 5

PCR-00: that is fine

PCR-00: when can we expect the picture....or am I wasting my time?

yomez05: am not sending you any money order anymore

yomez05: ok

PCR-00: and why not?

yomez05: thanks

PCR-00: you are welcome, thank you for wasting my time

yomez05: thanks u for wasting my time also

PCR-00: I have no idea why you have decided not to go foreward

PCR-00: I was telling you that we have the ability to do much more than 5

PCR-00: and you get scared

yomez05: yes i am

yomez05: u re more than what i can say

yomez05: bcos if i send you my money order u will not send me my money

PCR-00: I don't follow

yomez05: am the one to ask for ur picure u re the one asking me

PCR-00: I am the one doing all the work

PCR-00: we can exchange pictures before this goes foreward. You send me a picture, I will send you one.

PCR-00: remember, I have to be carefull, the fasion police could be watching me....you are safe, you are Nicaragua

yomez05: i don"t urs picture ok

yomez05: i said am nigeria not nicaragua ok

PCR-00: then I have no idea who you are...you could be a fasion police officer in the next room for all I know

PCR-00: I have to KNOW who I am dealing with

PCR-00: because I could get in alot of trouble, you however, have little risk

PCR-00: AND you are taking 60%

PCR-00: somehow I think you are much safer than I am

PCR-00: yet you are jerking me around

PCR-00: do I set you to ignore?

yomez05: hello

yomez05: hr u doing?

PCR-00: not bad, yerself?

yomez05: am cool

PCR-00: hows business?

yomez05: ok moving well

PCR-00: you got some proof ready for me?

yomez05: what re the proof u needed?

PCR-00: some sort of photographic evidence....as I described last night

yomez05: i can see that u re not interested in this deal

PCR-00: thats fine...I'll look elsewhere

yomez05: yes u can

PCR-00: do you understand my problem with dealing with a stranger who I have never seen in person?

yomez05: what ab me dealing with you

PCR-00: you want me to do all this legwork, yet you aren't willing to comply with any of my requests. I asked for a simple picture. which you said at first, you were willing to comply with. And now you are not. It is YOU who I think is not serious. OR you are trying to rip me off. I've heard of scams coming out of nigeria. You looking to rip me off?

yomez05: how can i do such a thing

PCR-00: You tell me

yomez05: tell you what?

PCR-00: when can I see what you look like?

yomez05: i said todayu

PCR-00: ok

PCR-00: so tell me about yourself. You have a boyfriend?

yomez05: not really

PCR-00: why not? are you unnatractive? do you have a large mole on your face or something?

PCR-00: or is there just not enough hot male booty action in Nicaragua

yomez05: said am from nigeria not nicaragua

PCR-00: Sorry, I hate it when I do that.....

PCR-00: where is Nigeria again? England?

yomez05: africa

PCR-00: oh thats right you told me that yesterday.

PCR-00: so, not alot of hot male booty action in Nigeria?

PCR-00: you must be working on the picture, sorry to bother. Say hi to the chicken for me.