[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Newb (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/19/2009 10:22:43 PM EDT
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Hey everyone,
I'm new to this website and thought I'd introduce myself. I've been shooting trap and skeet for 10 years, I'm a 1911 enthusiast and just recently shot an AR-15 for the first time and had to have one of my own. I bought a DPMS AR-15 last month and have been breaking her in every weekend since. Looking for the best places to shoot and find reasonably priced ammunition. So far the best prices I've seen are at Surplus in Lakewood but that's quite a drive for me. Here are a few pics of my AR and my 1911, and of course a newby beer pic... http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/3/Strange-Beer-Containers.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3524/3838346569_c624dd61f0.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2529/3839142592_cf71ef9472.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3474/3839135716_93963ea127.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2581/3838349879_23732f68cb.jpg |
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while i'm repulsed by the beer in the bathroom...i am intrigued as well...less trips ya know... on to the topic at hand..the new guy.. nice looking weapons and you got beer...either a fed doing his homework or you pay attention...only time will tell... welcome aboard new guy...don't mind vini when he chimes in...he bites every ones ankles and if you understand Silly Look's posts then you need to see a shrink... i am Athompson and i endorse this message.. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I was playing with the idea of mounting a scope to the carry handle for a while. But I decided not to because I can place tight groups at 100 yards using just the iron sights. And I like the classic look of the A2. The only mod I'm thinking about making is adding a vertical grip that I could keep a spare bolt in. But I haven't been able to find a spare bolt for sale that didn't include the housing assembly and I can't really afford to buy a whole new assembly.
Plus, I just used the money I was planning to spend on a scope and a mount on ammunition. So far the DPMS has treated me really well. I made the mistake of not running her wet enough the first time out and jammed up after 10 rounds but that was my fault. Next time out I was running her wet as hell and she took all the punishment I could dish out. Handles the recoil nicely and is a joy to shoot. Once I get 1k rounds down range I'll post another review to the DPMS page. Thanks for welcoming me to the site. 
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Hi new guy.
Have you ever been tazed while driving? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? What's your opinion on the Glock grip angle? |
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Hi DoberDude,
Have you ever been tazed while driving? No. However, sometimes while driving with my wife she will turn the radio to a dance music station and I wish someone would taze me and put me out of my misery. Have you ever worn a fur suit? I only wear fur suits while I'm having unprotected sex with porn stars. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would he be picking up the tab? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? I wouldn't allow the county to spray anything anywhere on my property. Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? See above. Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Nope, I made it 3 days... Ford or Chevy? Ford. What's your opinion on the Glock grip angle? It's not a 1911. 
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Hi DoberDude, Have you ever been tazed while driving? No. However, sometimes while driving with my wife she will turn the radio to a dance music station and I wish someone would taze me and put me out of my misery. Have you ever worn a fur suit? I only wear fur suits while I'm having unprotected sex with porn stars. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would he be picking up the tab? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? I wouldn't allow the county to spray anything anywhere on my property. Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? See above. Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Nope, I made it 3 days... Ford or Chevy? Ford. What's your opinion on the Glock grip angle? It's not a 1911.
I like this guy. Can we keep him? |
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Quoted: Hi DoberDude, Have you ever been tazed while driving? No. However, sometimes while driving with my wife she will turn the radio to a dance music station and I wish someone would taze me and put me out of my misery. Have you ever worn a fur suit? I only wear fur suits while I'm having unprotected sex with porn stars. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would he be picking up the tab? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? I wouldn't allow the county to spray anything anywhere on my property. Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? See above. Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Nope, I made it 3 days... Ford or Chevy? Ford. What's your opinion on the Glock grip angle? It's not a 1911. I like him... can I keep him  |
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Quoted: Quoted: Hi DoberDude, Have you ever been tazed while driving? No. However, sometimes while driving with my wife she will turn the radio to a dance music station and I wish someone would taze me and put me out of my misery. Have you ever worn a fur suit? I only wear fur suits while I'm having unprotected sex with porn stars. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would he be picking up the tab? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? I wouldn't allow the county to spray anything anywhere on my property. Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? See above. Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Nope, I made it 3 days... Ford or Chevy? Ford. What's your opinion on the Glock grip angle? It's not a 1911. I like this guy. Can we keep him? I'm starting to get used to his antics and crazy ideals. Perhaps once the vetting process is complete, we'll have a GOBC metting to discuss his merits. EDITED: Needed to add the GOBC into the statement. I don't need Doberdude showing up. |
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Good question.
I'm going to add a few more options if I may: d. covering my open beer can so no one ashes their cig in my beer while I am draining the lizard. e. tide me over until I can get a peperoni pizza f. all of the above except for a. and b. f. feels like a winner to me. |
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mfortin: What is the proper and accepted response when a blowed up former Army Ranger type gets shit faced and posts a picture of himself in his Homer Simpson boxers trying to get good reception on his hand held transciever?  To ridicule him unmercifully and attempt, as many times as necessary, to get him to do it again. 
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Quoted: CORRECT! we do this... Quoted: mfortin: What is the proper and accepted response when a blowed up former Army Ranger type gets shit faced and posts a picture of himself in his Homer Simpson boxers trying to get good reception on his hand held transciever? To ridicule him unmercifully and attempt, as many times as necessary, to get him to do it again.   |
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Quoted: Quoted: mfortin: What is the proper and accepted response when a blowed up former Army Ranger type gets shit faced and posts a picture of himself in his Homer Simpson boxers trying to get good reception on his hand held transciever? To ridicule him unmercifully and attempt, as many times as necessary, to get him to do it again. Would you use: 1. Makers Mark 2. Souther Comfort 3. Yukon Jack 4. Coors Light EDIT: Dammit, I was stuck on the cheezits question... |
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mfortin: What is the proper and accepted response when a blowed up former Army Ranger type gets shit faced and posts a picture of himself in his Homer Simpson boxers trying to get good reception on his hand held transciever? To ridicule him unmercifully and attempt, as many times as necessary, to get him to do it again. hahahahahaha, you guys are alright. http://www.phoenixarizonarealestateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/a+.jpg http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i94/shakul/lol3.jpg http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i94/shakul/lol1.jpg |
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mfortin: What is the proper and accepted response when a blowed up former Army Ranger type gets shit faced and posts a picture of himself in his Homer Simpson boxers trying to get good reception on his hand held transciever? To ridicule him unmercifully and attempt, as many times as necessary, to get him to do it again. Would you use: 1. Makers Mark 2. Souther Comfort 3. Yukon Jack 4. Coors Light EDIT: Dammit, I was stuck on the cheezits question... I'd use Jameson and Manny's, same stuff I use, never fails. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Bottles_of_Jameson_Irish_Whiskey.JPG/200px-Bottles_of_Jameson_Irish_Whiskey.JPG |
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Quoted: Quoted: The force is strong with this one. PAGE 2 BIATCHES!!! Sorry but page two doesn't count for you with an edit. It doesn't even take a GOB to know that.  GOBs do whatever the hell they want. For example: I OWN SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF PAGE TWO BITCHES! |
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Quoted: no.... Quoted: Quoted: The force is strong with this one. PAGE 2 BIATCHES!!! Sorry but page two doesn't count for you with an edit. It doesn't even take a GOB to know that. GOBs do whatever the hell they want. For example: I OWN SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF PAGE TWO BITCHES! |
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The force is strong with this one. PAGE 2 BIATCHES!!! Sorry but page two doesn't count for you with an edit. It doesn't even take a GOB to know that. HEY! I as a GOB can do whatever I please you old fart so just shut the fuck up or I am going to spray your damn weeds!!!!
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The force is strong with this one. PAGE 2 BIATCHES!!! Sorry but page two doesn't count for you with an edit. It doesn't even take a GOB to know that. HEY! I as a GOB can do whatever I please you old fart so just shut the fuck up or I am going to spray your damn weeds!!!!
I couldn't even get you to come over here and weed eat for cash. I'm not too worried about you showing up to spray for free.
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The force is strong with this one. PAGE 2 BIATCHES!!! Sorry but page two doesn't count for you with an edit. It doesn't even take a GOB to know that. HEY! I as a GOB can do whatever I please you old fart so just shut the fuck up or I am going to spray your damn weeds!!!!
I couldn't even get you to come over here and weed eat for cash. I'm not too worried about you showing up to spray for free.
Hey you crotchety old fart......was more then happy to eat your fucking weeds! The 3 interviews for a job that did not come through took precdence over it you damn smelly old man!
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Welcome new guy.
Do you have crabs? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? And what the FUCK is the deal with putting the keg in the damn LATRINE?!?!?!?! All kindsa wrong right there....................................convenience be damned................................. ETA: oh yeah, nice Kimber Custom Stainless. Series II? |
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Welcome new guy. Do you have crabs? No. The crabs can't survive on my ghonaherpisyphillaids. Ever been on an acid trip? I never came back. What does the color Yellow taste like? Tastes like chicken. Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? If God had wanted me to shoot gangsta he would have put sights on the side of my 1911, he didn't. Been watching a lot of Todd Jarrett videos on youtube lately and trying to master his technique. http://snsproductions.net/USSteel/Open/Todd.jpg Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? The athlete's foot ate through my toenails. Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Fuck no. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Gadsden_flag.svg/800px-Gadsden_flag.svg.png And what the FUCK is the deal with putting the keg in the damn LATRINE?!?!?!?! All kindsa wrong right there....................................convenience be damned................................. I don't like waiting in line at the bar, so the keg goes where I go. ETA: oh yeah, nice Kimber Custom Stainless. Series II? Thanks, yeah you got it, you know your Kimbers. |
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Here are some questions for you guys:
Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs |
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Quoted: No, I'm not a cop,if I was I'd be busy shooting people in federal way and not responding to all these questions. 8/10 Now I'll share. Quid pro quo- I wouldn't allow the county to lick a fuckin' postage stamp without adult supervision, much less spray a ditch on my own property. Welcome to the mayhem. Avoid the newbs, and anyone who joined before May 2010. They're all trouble. |