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7/20/2009 4:19:59 PM EDT
so I'm sitting here minding my own business, and one of your dogs blows enough gas to make what saddam launched on the kurds look like a fucking girl scout game.  The sun was blocked from the windows, the walls turned brown and began to sizzle and the carpet actually wilted.  I think I knew who stole my pizza last night.
7/20/2009 4:23:30 PM EDT
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7/20/2009 4:29:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Couldn't happen to a more deserving person!

ETA: I think you need to go outside and do some yardwork that you love so much.
7/20/2009 4:32:46 PM EDT
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7/20/2009 4:38:31 PM EDT
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Which one was it, the Dalmation or the Lab?  I'm gonna guess the Dalmation.
7/20/2009 4:39:59 PM EDT
[#5]
not supposed to try and get sexy with the puppies....

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7/20/2009 5:10:06 PM EDT
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7/20/2009 5:12:11 PM EDT
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7/20/2009 5:34:04 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Which one was it, the Dalmation or the Lab?  I'm gonna guess the Dalmation.


Nope, had to have been Sadie, the Lab...she is filled with death.

7/20/2009 8:00:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Well, I guess you are just the lucky one.

Been home for the past couple hours and nothing.  

7/20/2009 8:25:47 PM EDT
[#10]
I see now why you wear the mask.
7/20/2009 8:37:24 PM EDT
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7/20/2009 8:40:27 PM EDT
[#12]
They always blame the dog.
7/20/2009 10:36:56 PM EDT
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7/23/2009 8:19:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Ok, my cat just pulled the same bullshit with me...I gotta go kids.
7/23/2009 10:59:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Ah me thinks he forgets about what he smells on his upper lip!!!!!!!!!