Posted: 6/25/2009 6:44:19 AM EDT
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.... was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blond he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200'. To the brunette he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$100'. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants down as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you plan to do the veterans and the retirees, then it won't cost you a penny. 
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Who the fuck are you? 
The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point?  You gotta agree! |
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The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point? Ahhh the WaHTF has been restored to normal! *Overquoted just for 1GR |
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The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point? Ahhh the WaHTF has been restored to normal! *Overquoted just for 1GR 
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The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point? Ahhh the WaHTF has been restored to normal! *Overquoted just for 1GR [Overquoting because it's cool........like coolo] There's more pennitentiary love in here than Walla Walla....... ....why don't you guys just get in a circle and grab to the left already. 
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I think I know why there are so many long time lurkers around here.
It's because of slow motion train wreck threads like these. It's just impossible to look away but common sense still says to maintain a safe distance. In which case what the hell I'm doing here I'm sure says volumes. |
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.... was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200'. To the brunette he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$100'. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants down as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you plan to do the veterans and the retirees, then it won't cost you a penny. I don't get it. |
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.... was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200'. To the brunette he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$100'. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants down as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you plan to do the veterans and the retirees, then it won't cost you a penny. I don't get it. I think someone is recycling a joke that was originally directed towards President Ford in 1975. Everything old is new again, right?
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The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point? Ahhh the WaHTF has been restored to normal! *Overquoted just for 1GR [Overquoting because it's cool........like coolo] There's more pennitentiary love in here than Walla Walla....... ....why don't you guys just get in a circle and grab to the left already. What's this overquoting thing everyone is talking about? 
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The guy that has been reading your repeat joke threads for about 3 years now. Suck it up Sally. I've been reading your to kill a Starling, Beaver and various other threads for 3 years too. Your point? Ahhh the WaHTF has been restored to normal! *Overquoted just for 1GR [Overquoting because it's cool........like coolo] There's more pennitentiary love in here than Walla Walla....... ....why don't you guys just get in a circle and grab to the left already. What's this overquoting thing everyone is talking about? In on the overquoting
Sadly they will not be celebrating Thanksgiving or Haloween in Chicago for the next 4 year. Why you ask ?? You : Why ?
The Wookie went to Washington and took the turkey with her.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: .... was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$200'. To the brunette he said, 'I am the President of the United States .. . . How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, '$100'. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants down as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you plan to do the veterans and the retirees, then it won't cost you a penny. I don't get it. I think someone is recycling a joke that was originally directed towards President Ford in 1975. Everything old is new again, right? Overquoting™ for the starving people in Africa. Max will never be "new" again, and I can tell you. He's certainly old enough to have been new 3 or 4 times. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Well, this presidential joke went over slightly better than the last one. Link? How could you forget that thread? Nice try.  I'm not doing your dirty work. http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=464018 |
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Holy crap, thrown under the bus by his best boy! 
That thread started out in the HTF and went south quickly.
Not enough Overquoting™ Work on it. ETA: And I'm not HIS boy. He's MY Ninja. http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/thats_racist.gif .... OH, nevermind.. You said NINJA. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Holy crap, thrown under the bus by his best boy! That thread started out in the HTF and went south quickly. Not enough Overquoting™ Work on it. ETA: And I'm not HIS boy. He's MY Ninja. http://rightvoices.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/thats_racist.gif .... OH, nevermind.. You said NINJA. <golfclap> well played |
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I swear, I have never seen that thread. LOL the month he registered as well. 
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