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6/16/2009 4:38:19 PM EDT
Anyone seen or heard from him lately?  

That is all.
6/16/2009 4:43:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Swapped IMs with him (they work I promise) earlier last week, and he's fine, just busy.
6/16/2009 4:43:53 PM EDT
[#2]

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6/13/2009 5:46:39 PM PDT
6/16/2009 5:19:02 PM EDT
[#3]
I talked IM'd him over the weekend and he is deployed out.  He has another couple of months and then it is back stateside.  Having been deployed one too many times, I understand.  

What the fuck?  Since he ain't here to defend himself...

He also caught the ghey and has been prancing around in a mu-mu.  A real bad case of the ghey.  He has been sending the Secretary of Defense naked pictures of himself and last I heard the SecDef was not pleased.  It is a sad, sad world we live in when a veteran can't send the SecDef naked pictures of himself.

A real bad case of the ghey.  You can quote me on that since 1GUNRUNNER isn't around anymore.  And Phil is busy in the pit so have at it.

I'm going to go troll the Glock forum.  Vini!  To the Batmobile!
6/16/2009 5:19:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Shakul - this double avatar stuff is going to really mess up some minds...
6/16/2009 5:40:36 PM EDT
[#5]




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Shakul - this double avatar stuff is going to really mess up some minds...




I'm already confused as I am color blind, have no depth perception, and am covering both of my eyes with a lampshade as I type this....































6/16/2009 5:42:20 PM EDT
[#6]
I know... it's funny...

6/16/2009 5:45:47 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


Swapped IMs with him


Anything else, that we should be aware of?





 
6/16/2009 5:46:38 PM EDT
[#8]




Quoted:





Quoted:

Swapped IMs with him


Anything else, that we should be aware of?







Ghey as ever, and missing you as always.



He'd also like to re-assure you that you suck at Yahoo.



EDIT: Now I'm going to walk away from my computer so that even if you do sign on and try to contact me...I'll be unavailable.
6/16/2009 5:50:05 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:

Swapped IMs with him


Anything else, that we should be aware of?







Ghey as ever, and missing you as always.



He'd also like to re-assure you that you suck at Yahoo.



EDIT: Now I'm going to walk away from my computer so that even if you do sign on and try to contact me...I'll be unavailable.


BITCH

 
6/16/2009 5:50:55 PM EDT
[#10]




Quoted:





Quoted:





Quoted:





Quoted:

Swapped IMs with him


Anything else, that we should be aware of?







Ghey as ever, and missing you as always.



He'd also like to re-assure you that you suck at Yahoo.



EDIT: Now I'm going to walk away from my computer so that even if you do sign on and try to contact me...I'll be unavailable.


BITCH










6/16/2009 5:51:35 PM EDT
[#11]
YahoO!

6/16/2009 8:33:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Is going for that Corporal Klinger look?


Klinger
6/16/2009 8:46:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I talked IM'd him over the weekend and he is deployed out.  He has another couple of months and then it is back stateside.  Having been deployed one too many times, I understand.  

What the fuck?  Since he ain't here to defend himself...

He also caught the ghey and has been prancing around in a mu-mu.  A real bad case of the ghey.  He has been sending the Secretary of Defense naked pictures of himself and last I heard the SecDef was not pleased.  It is a sad, sad world we live in when a veteran can't send the SecDef naked pictures of himself.

A real bad case of the ghey.  You can quote me on that since 1GUNRUNNER isn't around anymore.  And Phil is busy in the pit so have at it.

I'm going to go troll the Glock forum.  Vini!  To the Batmobile!


HOOAH!  Let's go!  Wait, what're we doin'........................................................?

Mission accomplished!  Glock forum has been trolled!

Yeah, I've missed Matt45's input around here lately, to stay on topic.  He'll be back in before we know it.

6/16/2009 9:12:43 PM EDT
[#14]
Maybe they are forcing him to wash himself,,,that would take a while.
6/16/2009 10:03:25 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Maybe they are forcing him to wash himself,,,that would take a while.


All other things being equal: Fat people use more soap.
6/16/2009 10:09:21 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe they are forcing him to wash himself,,,that would take a while.


All other things being equal: Fat people use more soap.


HatMortyJive is not fat, Just incredibly hard to kidnap.

6/16/2009 10:10:00 PM EDT
[#17]
It's the cammies, they add 20 pounds in pictures.  He looks better in a mu-mu.  

So I've heard.
6/16/2009 10:19:17 PM EDT
[#18]
I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.
6/17/2009 12:49:24 AM EDT
[#19]
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I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.


I just jizzed a little at the thought of it.

6/17/2009 8:58:58 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.




I just jizzed a little at the thought of it.



Just a little?






 
6/17/2009 9:07:47 AM EDT
[#21]
Glad to hear Matt is doing fine, even if he's going a little nutz.
6/21/2009 10:34:54 AM EDT
[#22]
Phags.







6/21/2009 11:29:27 AM EDT
[#23]
Good to here from you Matt45.
6/21/2009 5:19:58 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


I've been humping camels.












 
6/21/2009 5:51:40 PM EDT
[#25]
I was starting to wonder if the sun was getting to him..

We kind of miss you Matt45.


P.s. no more naked IMs please
6/21/2009 7:20:19 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Good to here from you Matt45.


Good to where from him?

6/21/2009 7:26:15 PM EDT
[#27]



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Quoted:

Good to here from you Matt45.




Good to where from him?





Over there.



 
6/21/2009 7:54:06 PM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Good to here from you Matt45.




Good to where from him?





A Jewish Spelling Nazi?

6/21/2009 8:32:10 PM EDT
[#29]



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Quoted:


Quoted:

Good to here from you Matt45.




Good to where from him?





A Jewish Spelling Nazi?



Oy vey!



It's like a Jewish mother of spelling.





 
6/21/2009 9:07:55 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Phags.




D
A,
D
T
6/22/2009 11:33:05 AM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:

I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.


Actually, I had to go with LSA, as the heat index was too high for just CLP.







This place is sucking the marrow from my soul. we're so close, but it time is just dragging along.


6/22/2009 12:22:07 PM EDT
[#32]
Oooh, Matt's all oiled up. Move over Dolly, there's new sheriff in town...
6/22/2009 12:53:19 PM EDT
[#33]




Quoted:

Oooh, Matt's all oiled up. Move over Dolly, there's new sheriff in town...



I'm a Pitcher, NOT Reciever.
I'd hate to take away jobs from the assorted unwashed around here, especially in this economy.






6/22/2009 1:06:40 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:





Quoted:

I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.


Actually, I had to go with LSA, as the heat index was too high for just CLP.







This place is sucking the marrow from my soul. we're so close, but it time is just dragging along.




Matt used LSA only because it reminded him of something else.



 
6/23/2009 11:04:57 AM EDT
[#35]




Quoted:





Quoted:





Quoted:

I heard someone sent him a half gallon of Three Olives and now he's been doing the "puke & rally" from Mosul to Basra, while wearing only a K-pot and a thin coat of CLP.


Actually, I had to go with LSA, as the heat index was too high for just CLP.







This place is sucking the marrow from my soul. we're so close, but it time is just dragging along.




Matt used LSA only because it reminded him of something else.

Indeed.