Posted: 1/17/2009 3:41:30 PM EDT
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OK, I didn't get the baggy pants either,
But what the hell is with this new deal of shaving with a 1/4" gate to leave a scraggly beard?? House has an excuse, he's too much of an asshole to shave. But everyone is now doing it. Even Greek women! What next, growing your nosehairs into a mustache? 
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It's just a sure sign your getting old my friend! 
But in all honesty... I don't like my face baby butt smooth, wife does.. I hate a long itchy beard, my wife HATES when I grow it out period. I shave it down to keep a constant 2 day growth look. A little messy, a little classy... or sort of.. |
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Fuck shavin'!  Fuck you guys who dont have to shave. I go 28 hours and the 1st Sgt starts lookin at me funny. 34 hours and someone will be chewin my ass. I found this out at 0800 coming off CQ and the CSM walks in, looks at me and lights me up. When I told him why he stopped chewin to tell me to go shave now and get on with the duty day.....which for me meant sleeping so I disobeyed his order for 6 hours and ran to the sink when I got up. Gotta have a good seal for all the gas attacks here at Benning 
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Quoted: Quoted: Fuck shavin'! Fuck you guys who dont have to shave. I go 28 hours and the 1st Sgt starts lookin at me funny. 34 hours and someone will be chewin my ass. I found this out at 0800 coming off CQ and the CSM walks in, looks at me and lights me up. When I told him why he stopped chewin to tell me to go shave now and get on with the duty day.....which for me meant sleeping so I disobeyed his order for 6 hours and ran to the sink when I got up. Gotta have a good seal for all the gas attacks here at Benning Not 6 months in and you're bitching about the Army like a seasoned E4.  |
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Fuck shavin'! Fuck you guys who dont have to shave. I go 28 hours and the 1st Sgt starts lookin at me funny. 34 hours and someone will be chewin my ass. I found this out at 0800 coming off CQ and the CSM walks in, looks at me and lights me up. When I told him why he stopped chewin to tell me to go shave now and get on with the duty day.....which for me meant sleeping so I disobeyed his order for 6 hours and ran to the sink when I got up. Gotta have a good seal for all the gas attacks here at Benning
When I was still in the Marines I had to shave twice a day. Usually around 0500 and then again at noon. The alternative was catching hell. I wish I could go 28 hours. |
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I go one day without shaving and I look like a fucking bum! I get pissed at having to do it daily so i usually got the House look happening....I am lazy. Will shave day of next interview You don't LOOK like a bum.. You ARE a bum.. That's why we like ya'! 
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Fuck shavin'! Fuck you guys who dont have to shave. I go 28 hours and the 1st Sgt starts lookin at me funny. 34 hours and someone will be chewin my ass. I found this out at 0800 coming off CQ and the CSM walks in, looks at me and lights me up. When I told him why he stopped chewin to tell me to go shave now and get on with the duty day.....which for me meant sleeping so I disobeyed his order for 6 hours and ran to the sink when I got up. Gotta have a good seal for all the gas attacks here at Benning
Not 6 months in and you're bitching about the Army like a seasoned E4.
HA! No shit. Now it's YOUR turn, Berzerker77! My only standard are to look somewhat presentable....................usually................
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Fuck shavin'! Fuck you guys who dont have to shave. I go 28 hours and the 1st Sgt starts lookin at me funny. 34 hours and someone will be chewin my ass. I found this out at 0800 coming off CQ and the CSM walks in, looks at me and lights me up. When I told him why he stopped chewin to tell me to go shave now and get on with the duty day.....which for me meant sleeping so I disobeyed his order for 6 hours and ran to the sink when I got up. Gotta have a good seal for all the gas attacks here at Benning
I looked like a fucking meth head at Benning from shaving twice a day. Now I get to be in one of those relaxed grooming standards situations! Hooah! |
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When I was still in the Marines I had to shave twice a day. Usually around 0500 and then again at noon. The alternative was catching hell. I wish I could go 28 hours. Same here (except for the military part), noon rolls around and I look like I've got a 5 O'clock shadow. I could grow a new beard in about a week if I could ignore the complaints from the Mrs. |