Posted: 12/23/2008 5:12:34 PM EDT
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Knows no limits..
Went to town(Washougal) today for the first time since Saturday because I destroyed a hub on my truck, was able to borrow a truck and escape the house. On the way in I saw two morons tail gating(and we still have 1" of packed snow on the roads) and one jack ass passed. Then we came upon this fuckstick in a Honda.. he was in the ditch, chained up in in the rear(fwd car anyone??). Upon reaching town insanity was even worse, people running stop lights, pulling out in front of others, and the stores were a fricken zoo. I just wanted my fucking bacon and it took 10 fucking minutes to reach it in Safeway from all the assholes stopping and bullshitting in the aisles. Almost got hit twice by morons who weren't paying attention in the parking lot. Went to the bank and some moron slid sideways into another guys truck because they couldn't figure out how to park their "Crossover" and locked up their brakes causing the sideways slide. I love the snow but the amount of stupid that's moved out here is unreal  I did find it funny the amount of morons in AWD Crossovers having trouble.. and I was running around town in 2wd since it wasn't that bad and the main roads were pretty clear
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I had to do some shopping today and ended up in Tacoma at the mall.
The parking was barely in rows. The rows went something like this: //\////\\\//\\/////\\\\\////////\/\/ Willy nilly parking. Oh well, all the rules go out the window when it snows. Didn't see any ATV's or snow mobiles though. |
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I had to do some shopping today and ended up in Tacoma at the mall.
The parking was barely in rows. The rows went something like this: //\////\\\//\\/////\\\\\////////\/\/ Willy nilly parking. Oh well, all the rules go out the window when it snows. Didn't see any ATV's or snow mobiles though. Habu gets a ten for working in "Willy Nilly"  Nice parking diagram to.
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+1 for the bacon -20 for all the dumbfucks driving around here Oh man you don't even know.. all the commiefornians were coming out of the hills today in their lesbaru's and other fancy shitboxes 
I'm thinking the '89 burb is going to get massive body armor... need something to push people out of the way 
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+1 for the bacon -20 for all the dumbfucks driving around here Oh man you don't even know.. all the commiefornians were coming out of the hills today in their lesbaru's and other fancy shitboxes
I'm thinking the '89 burb is going to get massive body armor... need something to push people out of the way I think you need to buy the bumper off of Rattlecans old truck! 
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For the first time ever we're staying home for Cristmas Eve/Day. We can drive in this just fine, its all the morons that I can't control that I'm afraid of so we're just going to hang around the house with the kids. It will be nice not having to rush off to the relatives.
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Wouldn't it be worth it to go over Mt. Norway instead of heading down the river road and through town if it's that bad? or have they not done anything to improve Mt. Norway I probably should have gone Norway.. it's a nicer drive this time of year, at least scenery wise and most people aren't crazy enough to do it in the ice 
ETA: You should come to our next eat and great  Nice to have other locals..
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I made the retarded mistake of going to the sportsmans wharehouse in Silverdale. Took half an hour to get to the store (right next to a costco that looked like a madhouse), and an hour to leave. And I only spent 5 minutes in the damned store...... Yeah, yesterday, the GF and I escaped - she had to get her hair done (I thought it looked ok as it was, but you know women!), so I went to Lowes and did a couple other errands in Silverdale (yes, the new Lowes near Sportmans ... ) they had the one entrance closed. Try as I might to stay away from mall traffic, it was impossible, and I saw a couple guys looking like they were about to turn right in to an accident because they weren't looking. I was happy to make it back in one piece, and don't plan on going out again until after the new year, if I can. |
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Round 2..
Retards that are too lazy to take their fucking chains off on the highway
Highways and most main roads are clear, and these fuckers stay chained up. Probably wonder why their chains break too 
I worked the last couple days and drove around in a Taurus with no chains and made up and down the same roads these dumbshits were without any problems, but then again I know how to drive in the 6-8" of slop on the unplowed city streets
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Round 2.. Retards that are too lazy to take their fucking chains off on the highway Noticed that one the other night driving to see the fam on Christmas eve. Saw at least a chain every couple miles laying in the road on 205 S. One lazy retard stopped in one of three active lanes on 205 S, just before the bridge into OR to remove chains.
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