Posted: 12/3/2008 9:23:21 PM EDT
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aka ..... the Stanley® FatMax® Xtreme™
4-in-1 tool for prying, splitting, board bending and striking jobs
One piece forged steel bar for increased durability Two-tiered jaws for grabbing common dimensional lumber & decking Beveled nail slot for pulling & prying nails Textured grip for excellent comfort & control, even when wet Tempered steel that prevents chipping 
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yeah I know ... it was the only size that had in stock 
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notice the use of FUBAR multi tool in this image 
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h261/globemaster_oly/election08.jpg must be a priest... that is his warhammer... |
| I bought one of these for my girlfriends brother for Christmas. He builds docks on LW and Lake Samamish and complains about trashing is hammers all the time. Due to prior decisions in life he cant have anything that goes "BANG". I figured the FUBAR was the next best thing and can act as his anti-zombie tool. |
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What you have there is the Stanley Fat Max Extreme Utility Bar, 55-099.
What I want is the Stanley 18 Inch 55-121 FUBAR Forcible Entry Tool: 
Our premier forcible entry tool designed by responders for vehicle extrication and extreme demolition:
* 8-in-1 tool for prying, splitting, board bending and striking jobs o Demolition head o Gas shut-off feature o Spanner wrench o Pry bar for ripping o Hydrant wrench o 2nd tier board jaw also fits square hydrant nuts o Board jaw sized specifically for grabbing common dimensional lumber o Beveled nail slot for pulling & prying nails * One piece forged steel bar for increased durability * Heat treated and tempered striking face prevents chipping * Flame-resistant aluminum grips are durable and lightweight * Carabiner holes for easy attachment of shoulder strap * Hi-visibility 3M™ Scotchlite™ enhances visibility Hell, I think I want 'em all... |
I am seriously becoming concerned about all of you. 
(Stanley makes decent tape measures, speed squares, utility wood chisels, and a popular utility knife for your 45° bladeing pleasure) Maybe I need a low-light high-visibility glow-in-the-dark night-vision-proof infrared tritium safety-rubberized portable shock-proof camouflaged high-impact vulcanized "polynyetheleneish" low-salt modular type triple-locking sanitized parkerized low-luster high-sheen medium-gloss half-hard partially-soft high-speed low-drag double-throwdown redneck-approved military-authorized soldier-of-fortune rambo-nut-kicking stapler. (yeee Haaa) |
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I am seriously becoming concerned about all of you.
(Stanley makes decent tape measures, speed squares, utility wood chisels, and a popular utility knife for your 45° bladeing pleasure) Maybe I need a low-light high-visibility glow-in-the-dark night-vision-proof infrared tritium safety-rubberized portable shock-proof camouflaged high-impact vulcanized "polynyetheleneish" low-salt modular type triple-locking sanitized parkerized low-luster high-sheen medium-gloss half-hard partially-soft high-speed low-drag double-throwdown redneck-approved military-authorized soldier-of-fortune rambo-nut-kicking stapler. (yeee Haaa) ROFL |