Fighting tactics (humor) > Washington

Posted: 9/13/2008 8:45:57 AM EDT

I received this in an email yesterday and it reminded me of How many 5 years olds could you take in a fight.

Tactical guide: How to win a fight against 20 children

As a grown adult, you could be fairly assured of absolutely destroying a 7 year old if you took him to the floor for a ground and pound. But by doing so you’d expose your back and head to his peers. Your best bet is to stay on your feet and use striking techniques. Karate is one good choice - it was originally designed in the 1600’s for use by unarmed Japanese day care workers.

Posted: 9/13/2008 10:11:57 AM EDT

[#1]

30. Is that good?

Posted: 9/13/2008 10:16:55 AM EDT

[#2]

28

Posted: 9/13/2008 10:36:15 AM EDT

[#3]

The overweight option could be an end-game advantage (I'd take out a couple on my way down)....however, I think it was held against me.

27

Posted: 9/13/2008 11:55:18 AM EDT

[#4]

23..... damn me for being short

Posted: 9/13/2008 12:41:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Ha! 33

Posted: 9/13/2008 1:16:40 PM EDT

[#6]

31......

Posted: 9/13/2008 3:02:13 PM EDT

[#7]

It says i could take on 33 of 'em.

Posted: 9/13/2008 3:05:33 PM EDT

[#8]

There are exceptions for lethal force in cases of being out numbered.

Lets see 33 is two speed reloads

Posted: 9/13/2008 3:36:55 PM EDT

[#9]

HA! I could take 30 o' the little bastards!

I love this one:

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

That's hilarious.

Posted: 9/13/2008 3:39:29 PM EDT

[#10]

30 are going down...

Posted: 9/13/2008 4:04:23 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm picking up the first one that gets close and use it as a bludgeon to smash the rest of them.

Posted: 9/13/2008 4:11:03 PM EDT

[#12]

31

So if we were all together, could we combine our numbers and take on every 5 year old in China?

Posted: 9/13/2008 4:21:43 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
31

So if we were all together, could we combine our numbers and take on every 5 year old in China?

but who would be left to make my shoes?

Posted: 9/13/2008 5:04:01 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
31

So if we were all together, could we combine our numbers and take on every 5 year old in China?

I'm guessing the numbers would actually increase the more of us we had together. ability to watch eachothers back and such.

Figure 2 individuals could take 30 each....combined that number goes up to 70 - 75 or so

Posted: 9/13/2008 5:25:48 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
31

So if we were all together, could we combine our numbers and take on every 5 year old in China?

but who would be left to make my shoes?

Good call!

Posted: 9/13/2008 5:49:58 PM EDT

[#16]

You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight.

...If I were single, I'd probably of signed up for "mingle" and put that in my profile...

Posted: 9/14/2008 5:14:55 AM EDT

[#17]

I got 28.

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