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7/7/2008 6:05:18 PM EDT
So there I was.....

At a bar called Joe's playing pool and drinking beer.  When I witnessed a first in my 37 years on this planet.

A guy comes in with his buddy and his buddy is carrying a suitcase.

Mental note:  That's kind of strange.

Later on in the night, I notice the guy with the suitcase, is wearing a Masonic hat.  I proceeded to ask him about his hat and what it all meant.  I wanted to see if he really was a Mason or just one of the hundreds, if not thousands, of people pretending to be.

I must have pissed his friend off by my questioning.  From out of nowhere, the guy reached into his sock and pulls out a tire iron.  He almost swung it at me but his buddy stopped him.  Luckily for me or him.....

I told the investigating officer that the laws of Washington need to be changed.  It's apparently perfectly legal to carry a tire iron in a bar, but not a gun.

7/7/2008 6:11:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Oh, man.  I'd have paid $$$ to see the ensuing, if brief, ass-whooping you'd have laid on that guy if he'd actually swung at you!
7/7/2008 6:15:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Snap him like a twig.
7/7/2008 6:47:56 PM EDT
[#3]
7/8/2008 6:06:13 AM EDT
[#4]
Joes Log Cabin??  So was he a poser or kicked out of the house?  Seems he was level headed while his friend was a little low on oil.
7/8/2008 6:20:20 AM EDT
[#5]
What the hell were you doing in a bar in Wenatchee??  I'm sure there are bars in your town that sell Bud-Light and have pool tables!
7/8/2008 6:22:01 AM EDT
[#6]
Good job keeping your head about you.
7/8/2008 7:19:20 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
What the hell were you doing in a bar in Wenatchee??  I'm sure there are bars in your town that sell Bud-Light and have pool tables!


IT Conference, if you can believe it.....

7/8/2008 7:23:24 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Joes Log Cabin??  So was he a poser or kicked out of the house?  Seems he was level headed while his friend was a little low on oil.


He was homeless, according to him.  His buddy told me that he uses his tire iron to break into cars for money.

On the way out the door, he asked my boss if he had any crack for sale.

7/8/2008 8:11:21 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

On the way out the door, he asked my boss if he had any crack for sale.



In English or Spanish?
7/8/2008 9:13:53 AM EDT
[#10]
So, was he a Mason?
7/8/2008 9:24:06 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
So, was he a Mason?