Posted: 6/1/2008 7:14:39 PM EDT
...when patronizing a place like "Deja Vu" or "Honeys"?  Wife and I were talking about these kinds of places tonight, neither of us have ever been to one (except me, only in a professional capacity; never went past the entryway) I understand there are tips involved...for what, I couldn't begin to guess. (Am I correct in assuming that prostitution isn't allowed...?)  On the plus side, she did say I am free to go to one to check it out (she said something like "you can look, but don't touch")...Anyone have advice, suggestions, cautions, etc? Best to stay away, it's the realm of the younger guys, what? Or should I just order another 500 rounds? |
There's a reason they keep the lights low in there.... most of those ladies have been run over by the meth/coke/cum-guzzling-whore truck. They slather on makeup by the pint to cover their pimples, lesions, scabs and abscesses. Enjoy! |
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Honestly... Buy Ammo! I guess the biggest thing is what are you looking for? Just some fun bump and grind for you and the wife? Just you? Take a whore home with the wife?!?! In my experience in strip clubs around the country... Money will get you just about anything you may or may not want. Expect $20 per person just to walk in the door. Standard lap dance will be $20 per song (songs are cut to 3 minutes). Upgraded lap dances will be $30 or $40 per song. Some clubs offer a VIP room at $?$?$?$ for a 1/2 hour, hour, or whatever. Most women at clubs are hit and miss. I've been out with friends who blew $250 on a ($10) bottle of Capt Morgan rum at a club and didn't get crap. I've also been solicited at a club for about $60-$80. |
I'm not looking for anything; hell if I was I'd go to one of the massage parlors on 99...  As I said, wife and I were talking about what one does in a places like these...not that we'd go to one! LOL  (I'm not fond of any STD)Since you've been to them...what's it for? Something to "get the juices flowing"? Just another form of entertainment, related to--but not quite--sex? Seems to me that could be accompished just by getting a porn video...but then again, seeing a football game in person is different (and more fun) than watching it on TV... Yes, I'm
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 97.34% of the times it's a drunken decision! Something about drinking with they guys makes you want to go see naked women. It never fails someone suggests it, and it's like a collective epiphany... Yes you could just watch a porno, but a bunch of drunk dudes watching porn together is just "weird". 2% of the time it's boredom or celebration. |
That must be it...I've never "gone drinking with the guys." Been to a bar once or twice, but never caught the bar-hopping/drinking bug... 
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Never been to a strip club personally. Very doubtful that there are any decent women at any of those places. Seems like a waste of money and time. I agree with the other posters, buy ammo, silver, magazines, or survival foods with the money you would otherwise waste at a strip-club...at least you would have something to show for the money you spent. |
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There's a casino (if you can call it that?) next to Honey's, so we used to go there, have like 4 drinks, then go play like $50 of blackjack to see if we could get even more lapdances out of it :P you pay something around 20 for cover, then they make you buy at least 1 "drink" an hour, where "drink" is loosely defined as a cup full of ice with a splash of coke. No alcohol inside. Strippers will wander the place and try to get you to buy them a "drink" and they'll hang out with you, or pester you about lap dances. You could go in and pay your $25 and just watch, i guess. State law has you at least 6 feet away from the girl on stage, so there's no putting $'s in g-strings or anything like in vegas. like 5 years ago a buddy of mine and i went maybe once a quarter, but i like to tell my friends, strippers are like my red kryptonite. i just go crazy and spend all my money. stupid lapdances. I'm just trying to get those girls through dental hygenist school, honest! but depending on the girl, it will be like 20-40 for a lapdance, and some of them will proposition you for more! More than one time girls have been busted at honey's for solicitation! haven't been to honeys in like 3 or 4 years, was at a couple places in vegas last for my bachelor party back in early '06? its been so long i don't even remember! |
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Well, don't bother hitting up a club anytime soon! Rick's, Honey's, & Fox's raided |
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That's not funny... There goes my plans for the evening!  I kid... I kid.. |
Don't fret. I'm sure there will be a fresh crop of ads on Craigslist under the hos for hire section. 
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But we know what people do at dinner places...they order, they eat, they go home (or out to other places). Neither of us have ever been to a strip place...is it full of pervs, nekkid under their trenchcoats, diddling their...loose change, while drooling on the tip jars? Or are there upscale businessmen, unwinding from a hard day of fixing prices on their investments? Either way, it sounds like a slimey way of getting/giving entertainment. Personally I'd go with the 500 rounds and a dozen magazines....  Besides, I have two new 9mm toys I need to ops-ck!
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Usually if your under 30 and not half bad looking you'll be pretty popular with the strippers, its usually full of old perv looking dudes! Been a few years, only ever really got 1 lap dance at honeys, freaking EWWW  (buddies paid for it, I felt usued afterwoards, she REALLY should have been paying me !). Strip club in florida a VERY good looking young lady assaulted me with her chesticles, not a bad time.
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Surprised the Seattle politicians let the raids happen......ahhh for the good 'ol days when a bought politician stayed bought. 
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GOLLY! Who knew? Who could have seen THAT coming?!  |