Posted: 3/24/2008 11:56:09 AM EDT
| Hitler is my wife's cat, actually I should say "was" because we are talking past tense now! Her real name was Hillary but I will refer to her as Hitler because it was the cat from hell and it had a disposition similar to a certain senator from New York who wants to be our next president. Hitler caused a lot of disharmony and contention in our family. It was constantly peeing and shitting all over our house. My wife refused to agknowledge that we had a problem because she said she couldn't smell it. I don't know how she could not smell it because the cat piss permiated the house especially in the basement where my computer is. It has destroyed the carpet in the basement rec room. So even in death the SOB is still costing me money because I will have to spend some bucks to replace the carpet. We finally put it down today and that cost $100.00 bucks. I wanted to use a low velocity .22 round but my wife wouldn't have nothing to do with that idea. Now my wife is all depressed because her pet cat is dead. I don't understand her logic. How can anyone have any sympathy for a fucking useless animal that destroyed the house? It just doesn't make sense to me. If there is a "Hell" for cats I hope Hitler is there and remains there for a very long time. I really hated that fucking cat! Thank God, Hitler is dead! |
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People form attachments to all kinds of things even things that are bad for them. Never easy putting a pet down but sometimes it is for the best I hope your wife can appreciate all the remaining pets. Now if we could just get people to quit loving tyranny and put tyrants down the world would be a much better place. |