Posted: 3/20/2008 12:21:04 PM EDT
It was a cool afternoon about 50degrees out, hunter121 decided to head out to the burn barrel to burn some unwanted boxes. Little did he know he was being watched. Hunter121 threw a box in and lit it with some gasoline ( ). He slowly started to break down the boxes and throw them in, he was aware something was a miss, there were no birds chirping and the light wind seemed to die down. Hunter121 picked up the poker stick ( shovel handle) and started to poke at the fire, he had a uneasy feeling something was behind him. He slowly turned and noticed a enemy recon sodier building a oxygen tunnel vent less then 10ft behind him. Hunter121 knew he had to act fast and he realized he left Central Command with out his trusty AR15, so he slightly turned and slowly crept up behind the recon sodier, whom was out of the oxygen vent and searching for places to set up a command post. The enemy sodier was quick but seemed unaware of Hunter121 presence, Hunter121 layed down a barrage of heavy fire ( poker stick, like a golf swing) and missed the first 3 times, but Hunter121 now had the recon sodier locked in his sights and the heavy fire rained down upon him killing the Recon sodier before he could warn the others. Hunter121 quickly radioed ( called buddy at work ) into out-post commands of the encounter and informed Cetral Command of the enemy troop movement and the new tunnel system forming not 25yds away. The Gopher war is upon us.............. Hunter121-- 1 Gopher Recon Unit-- 0 |
I think it was back in 03 or 04 that we had a serious infestation of grey ground squirrels. I sat up on the porch with a friggen 22cal pelet gun and just had a hay day. Towards the end they were alot harder to kill and I actually had to use some tactics like hiding in trees and flanking maneuvers and crazy shit like that. All said and done, we have not seen a grey squirrel since , I went Genocide on there ass!
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| Damn, and here I was thinking you were one of the dudes at the range yesterday sighting in their HMR 17, 22 etc for gopher killin out in Montana...they invited me and I was too stupid to ask for a phone number! If I lived in the sticks and had some of those bastards you can bet I would be on my roof having a grand ol time! |