Posted: 2/27/2008 6:19:48 PM EDT
 BBQ Chicken, garlic bread, and a Fat Tire. Eat every meal as if it nay be my last and be ready for zombies!!! |
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Is that a hot dog bun turned into garlic bread? +1 for the Colt -1 you won't sell said colt to me -2 more, you won't GIVE me said colt -1 for UNtacticool Visible Light Illuminator +1 for extra mags -1 AK bayonet with no AK in the picture === 6 (pending hot dog bun bread, you might get a .5 for creative use ) - 1 more for the cheeseball comment. If that is your last meal... Homie, you're going to go into the after life pissed off. A single chicken tit and some bread..  A for effort though! |
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Guns in pic +2 Knife in pic +1 Food in pic +1 Beer in pic +1 Spare mags +2 Knife is a bayonett +1 Garlic +1 Knife blade facing outward -1 Non tacticool flashlight -1 No side (beans, rice, veggies, something) -1 Lack of Measuring tape, stapler, etc -1 Lack of Measuring tape, stapler, etc +1 Solid 6 |
+2 for great beer. -1 bayonet doesn't match rifle. +2 spare mags. -1 .45 not cocked and locked. -1 fork is dirty, looks like you started eating, then the dinner pic was an afterthought. overall, I give it a 6 Off the record, That is probably 10 times better than what I will eat for dinner tonight. |
Now THAT is a dinner pic... Complete with after dinner smoke!  |
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Jason, Here is my breakdown for your meal. Ar15, Good. Its seems "loaded out" VFG+quadrail w/covers & collapsed stock 1911, Acceptable sidearm. Doesnt fit in with the Ar15 all that well. I would have reccomended a different firearm for to be posed with an AR. Perhaps an HK Glock or Sig, (or just something a bit more modern) if thats all that was avalible, it shal be deemed acceptable by my standards. Spare mag... For EACH WEAPON. VERY GOOD!!!! No bonus points on account that the spare rounds are not hollow points. Fat tire, EXCELLANT!!! Cellphone Good Flashlight, good. Not tacical is acceptable becasue it just has to work, if a zombie is coming it doesnt care if its being shined with a $200 sure fire or a 2D basic light. Fork (as pointed out earlier) looks used to pick up chicken and put it on plate. EXCELLANT, Why waste time doing more dishes if you dont have to. Meat: good choice, BBQ is always best. Doesnt appear to be over cooked. Use of garlic, A+ great awesome and spectacular. You make me proud to have met you. Knife, Looks evil and mean, GREAT CHOICE. Whats missing: Glass of water or other 'regular" drink, a veggie of some type, I'll give you an 8.9 out of 10 the reason you didnt qualify for a 9.0 is there is only one place setting. Getnlwr. |