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1/31/2008 6:43:19 AM EDT

I recently had a gate guard duty for two weeks. I had the main gate to the FOB, which included three Iraqis, six Ugandans, and one other US Soldier. After all our miscellaneous requirements were considered, the duty was six hours on, six hours off.

By the end of the duty, I was pretty tired and glad I could finally catch up on sleep.  The day shift was usually quite busy, logging an average of one convoy every five minutes or so. The night shift not so much, logging an average of three convoys every shift. Once I even went an entire shift without a single convoy!

It was a boring detail, but it was a nice change from running one or two patrols every day, and a patrol almost every night.

While I was on this detail, I had the opportunity to work with Ugandan contractors. They were hired by a security company SOC-SMG and were paid fairly well for their country. English and Swahili are the official languages of Uganda, and all their school is taught in English, so they all spoke English.

They have an interesting accent though, so some were much easier to understand than others. They are all extremely polite, pretty well educated, and quite up-to-date on current events.  From talking with them, I've added Uganda to my list of places I might visit for my next deployment's mid-tour leave.

I had my birthday during the guard shift, too. It was pretty uneventful, except I went to the MWR during a pretty busy time, and got to jump to the front of the line to use a computer. I stayed on for about an hour and a half instead of the normal thirty minutes. I treated myself to a little ice cream to celebrate, too.

Speaking of leave, I finally get to go. I'm in Balad right now, and am currently schedule to fly to Kuwait on February 4th. I expect to land in Sydney on or near the 6th, and will spend a few days each in Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, and Adelaide. I might also drive up the coast between Brisbane and Cairns, and check out the Great Barrier Reef. I intend to hop over to Auckland, New Zealand for a couple of days, too. After all that, I'm going to Melbourne for about five or six days, then going back to Sydney to fly to Kuwait.

I should be back in Iraq doing patrols around the first of March.
1/31/2008 6:43:34 AM EDT
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1/31/2008 6:59:19 AM EDT
[#2]
Happy Birthday VOILSB, Good luck and keep your head down.  
1/31/2008 6:59:27 AM EDT
[#3]

Happy Birthday Brian!
1/31/2008 7:07:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Happy birthday Voils!!!

Stay safe and come home alive.
1/31/2008 7:32:17 AM EDT
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Don't let yer dingle dangle, dangle in the dirt.
1/31/2008 7:36:11 AM EDT
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1/31/2008 9:05:19 AM EDT
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Voils-

Enjoy that mid-tour, make sure to say "Hello" to the Aussie gals for me, I visited them in 96-ish, I'm sure they're still as plentiful now as they were then, just pick the color, size and shape.

Past that- when you get back in theater-

Keep yer head down, pecker hard and powder dry.....and DON'T GET COMPLACENT!
1/31/2008 9:29:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Balad....So what are the living conditions like, AC, Fridges, TV, Computer Connections? What is the supply situation like their?
1/31/2008 10:09:27 AM EDT
[#9]
Ice cream?  Ice cream?!  COMPUTERS?  
Obscene amenities, I tell you, absolutely obscene![/WaPo Libtard Impression]


Happy birthday, brother, enjoy your leave!
1/31/2008 10:31:03 AM EDT
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Watch the angle of the dangle and keep yer nutsack tight!

Happy Birthday!
1/31/2008 11:09:09 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Ice cream?  Ice cream?!  COMPUTERS?  
Obscene amenities, I tell you, absolutely obscene![/WaPo Libtard Impression]


Happy birthday, brother, enjoy your leave!


Right, back in your day you had to churn your own ice cream and send carrier pigeons, right?

Happy B-Day Voils! Glad to hear they're keeping you busy.

Thanks to GMW for posting the update.

1/31/2008 11:34:45 PM EDT
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Stay safe over there.
2/1/2008 9:43:57 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

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Ice cream?  Ice cream?!  COMPUTERS?  
Obscene amenities, I tell you, absolutely obscene![/WaPo Libtard Impression]


Happy birthday, brother, enjoy your leave!


Right, back in your day you had to churn your own ice cream and send carrier pigeons, right? ...

I'm not that old:  They often had soft serve in the mess hall, and we were allowed to stand in line for the opportunity to send a MARSGram...
2/1/2008 4:12:07 PM EDT
[#14]
Happy Birthday, Voilsb!
2/1/2008 9:18:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Stay safe brother! On leave too! And spend next B-day here at home!!
I remember those Ugandans working for the SOC guys, they let us live in their compound in Baquaba (sp?) when our own battalion had no idea where to stick us. (their idea of living quarters was a dirt floor GP medium with no power, latrine, or power) But those Ugandans were the most hospitable folks and cleared out a nice cool tent for us to live in. Nicest guys ever!
2/2/2008 12:42:53 PM EDT
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Happy Belated B-day and stay safe.
2/2/2008 1:27:02 PM EDT
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Well, it's cold and wet here. Ironically, there's a water shortage, too, so the showers are only open once per week. I sleep on a GI cot with a foam pad on it. There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...

LSA Anaconda is big, and really boring when your only duty is to report in once a day so they know you're not dead. I spend a lot of time walking around just to kill time.

Oh yeah ... do you post one of these for every e-mail I send out?
2/2/2008 1:30:18 PM EDT
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Well, it's cold and wet here. Ironically, there's a water shortage, too, so the showers are only open once per week. I sleep on a GI cot with a foam pad on it. There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...

LSA Anaconda is big, and really boring when your only duty is to report in once a day so they know you're not dead. I spend a lot of time walking around just to kill time.


Ain't that the Army, bored stiff or scared stiff...................

2/2/2008 1:50:22 PM EDT
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Well, it's cold and wet here. Ironically, there's a water shortage, too, so the showers are only open once per week. I sleep on a GI cot with a foam pad on it. There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...

LSA Anaconda is big, and really boring when your only duty is to report in once a day so they know you're not dead. I spend a lot of time walking around just to kill time.

Oh yeah ... do you post one of these for every e-mail I send out?


I try to.

2/2/2008 2:31:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Neat, I guess I don't check the site that often anymore.
2/2/2008 2:39:14 PM EDT
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Neat, I guess I don't check the site that often anymore.


I understand....  You do afterall, have more pressing issues to deal with.

I post them here so people can keep up with what and how you are doing.
2/2/2008 8:38:08 PM EDT
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There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...


Nice That would be one of the few pluses of being on a large installation like that. But beyond that too many Officers and CSM/SGM's with nothing else to do. Seclusion sounds much better. Don't need to be yelled at because of hair, uniforms, or M9's on fire.
2/3/2008 6:46:14 AM EDT
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it'll be good to see ya back a LCR, soon hopfully
2/4/2008 3:19:32 AM EDT
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I should get back sometime in late June. So hopefully I'll make the summer LCR.

By the way, I'm in Kuwait now, and I fly to Australia for leave early in the morning
2/4/2008 7:44:33 AM EDT
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There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...


Nice That would be one of the few pluses of being on a large installation like that. But beyond that too many Officers and CSM/SGM's with nothing else to do. Seclusion sounds much better. Don't need to be yelled at because of hair, uniforms, or M9's on fire.


HA! Doesn't that sound familiar....FOB Dragonbreath (Or Someshit) had a female SGM who liked to check sock color....wearing white gym socks??? No entry into "her" FOB....


Fuckin' Fobbitts.
2/6/2008 1:05:11 PM EDT
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There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...


Nice That would be one of the few pluses of being on a large installation like that. But beyond that too many Officers and CSM/SGM's with nothing else to do. Seclusion sounds much better. Don't need to be yelled at because of hair, uniforms, or M9's on fire.


HA! Doesn't that sound familiar....FOB Dragonbreath (Or Someshit) had a female SGM who liked to check sock color....wearing white gym socks??? No entry into "her" FOB....


Fuckin' Fobbitts.


Haha awesome. We'll have to see what happens when I get to head over there.

Enjoy Australia. Always wanted to visit there.
2/6/2008 1:33:38 PM EDT
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There's like 80 gajillion Air Force chicks here. I didn't know there were that many women in Iraq ...


Nice That would be one of the few pluses of being on a large installation like that. But beyond that too many Officers and CSM/SGM's with nothing else to do. Seclusion sounds much better. Don't need to be yelled at because of hair, uniforms, or M9's on fire.


HA! Doesn't that sound familiar....FOB Dragonbreath (Or Someshit) had a female SGM who liked to check sock color....wearing white gym socks??? No entry into "her" FOB....


Fuckin' Fobbitts.

Now I'm trying to remember the lyrics to that Eighth Army MWR band (Mason-Dixon Line?)  song "Ode to Eighth Army"

Here's to 8th Army what a helluva place

Something, something, something...

Colonels and Majors and Sar'nt Majors, too
With their thumbs up their asses, and nothing to do...

2/6/2008 4:30:20 PM EDT
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Now I'm trying to remember the lyrics to that Eighth Army MWR band (Mason-Dixon Line?)  song "Ode to Eighth Army"

Here's to 8th Army what a helluva place

Something, something, something...

Colonels and Majors and Sar'nt Majors, too
With their thumbs up their asses, and nothing to do...



8th Army??

Lore was the top of the "8" was the size of your ass when you got there, the lower when you left and the arrow was the shaft they gave ya in between.

"Eight up" as I recall....
2/6/2008 4:50:34 PM EDT
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Now I'm trying to remember the lyrics to that Eighth Army MWR band (Mason-Dixon Line?)  song "Ode to Eighth Army"

Here's to 8th Army what a helluva place

Something, something, something...

Colonels and Majors and Sar'nt Majors, too
With their thumbs up their asses, and nothing to do...



8th Army??

Lore was the top of the "8" was the size of your ass when you got there, the lower when you left and the arrow was the shaft they gave ya in between.

"Eight up" as I recall....

You seem to have Eighth US Army and Eighth Infantry Division confused.
Kids today.  I just don't know.