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Site News The People of Virginia VS Grabigial BanBerger | ARFCOM News
1/8/2008 1:07:14 PM EDT

i enjoy polygamy, painkillers and ping pong. having been grade 8 at piano, harp and organ at age three, i soon became disillusioned with the classical music world and vatican concerts, and retired to live with wolves in the wilderness. there want to see my photos?? i learned the secrets of perpetual motion, the formula for sod's law, the chinese language, and how to kill a man with a one inch punch. additional to my knowledge of three thousand types of knots and habit of knitting hammocks in under thirteen minutes, i also like to save kittens from imminent death. i have eaten monkey. living in the harsh andean mountains for three months, i learnt to revive clinically dead men by tongue alone while simultaneously cooking coq au vin in a blizzard on a gas stove. skilled in the arts of heart-surgery-with-wire-hangers, making tea for forty-seven irish priests, and bringing a man to orgasm faster than their mother can run up the stairs (allowing for hip replacements), in my spare time i relax by performing sonatas with the legs of wasps and taking vomit-inducing hallucinogens in the peruvian jungle with deaf children (i am fluent in three country's sign language). i don't sweat and my breath always smells like little children covered in talcum powder, just out of the bath. i can drink three quarts of jack daniels and still beat paula fucking radcliffe in a ten thousand metre sprint. ha.
1/8/2008 1:11:17 PM EDT
[#1]
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1/8/2008 1:14:55 PM EDT
[#2]
Goddammit Phil I want that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/8/2008 1:17:37 PM EDT
[#3]
1/8/2008 1:17:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Can I be the first to say....


WTF???





ETA: damn you Phil for beating me to the "HUH"
1/8/2008 1:18:08 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Can I be the first to say....


HUH???


No
1/8/2008 1:21:39 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
i72.photobucket.com/albums/i174/philinseattle/Photoshops/huh.jpg



NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  Come on please, dig it out!!
1/9/2008 8:41:52 PM EDT
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1/9/2008 10:09:07 PM EDT
[#8]
That warrants an entire platoon of WTF!








 
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