Posted: 1/3/2008 10:16:23 PM EDT
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I just told my girlfriend that it was "imperative" to the health and good nature of our relationship that she immediatly strip down to a swimsuit and take a picture with my shotty. . . . . . Sad to say I received a less than enthusiastic response. She's just not logical, I mean how else can I impress people I've never met. GHAA! Either way I'll keep up the good fight, any suggestions? *Insert witty comment below* |
Man, she is a HOTTY! You're so LUCKY! |
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Piss poor trigger control, those models don't know shit. |
Girlfriends are like busses. Miss one, annother will be along in a few minutes. PLUS, some are bendy in the middle. |
| haha ummm she's 22, and so far the only quality advice I've got (minus the bus quote.. . "bendy in them middle" that's classic!) I'll try get her shitfaced and talk her into a nice pic with the shotty. Maybe this sunday since she's bartending doubles for the next couple days. Wish me luck! but no promises! |
22????  Your application to the cool kids club is on the line here. On the off chance she gets really loopy and goes beyond decency, please IM me for an Email addy. |
I'll forward any pertinent information to 1GR. (after he gets over the STDs the natural healing and prayer beads won't cure) |
Exactly, someone else that gets it. |