[ARCHIVED THREAD] - DaBunny... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/21/2007 7:31:21 AM EDT
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While you were out bing a bitch to all of the latte' girls, you missed out on a man trip!... If you get this before 0900, call me, and be ready to meet at Harvey Airfield. ( You can bring your flight helmet if you want). Now, since I had to wake up LaBunny in the process of trying to track your fat ass down, you owe me lunch. |
Im trying to figure out which place I liked better... Cycle Barn had smoking hot chicks, free bottled ice water, a latte stand inside, but did not have the assless chaps. Everett Power Sports had one "cute" chick, a dirty Igloo full of room temp water but the assless chaps. I did learn that a bike is cheaper that I thaught it would be. 
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Nah, the bike is just the largest single purchase. It's the gear and accessories that add up. Whatcha looking for? |
Great now you want a Bike. What brought this on? Did you see Wild Hogs one to many times? Or was it the site of Joe's Ass Flattering Fantastic new Biker Pants? 
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| All I know is, KA3B missed the first ferry, R32 gave KA3B some money and stuff, KA3B spent 2 hours trying to find a pair of pants that made his ass look good, and I had to shell out $58.00 for lunch at La Hacienda. When R32 dropped me off at my truck, he made me take my empty latte' cup and cigarette pack with me. If I have to miss a few mornings at the latte' stand between now and the end of the month, there is going to be HELL to pay. |
A little exercise, and a chance to air out that f-ing box you hibernate in was well worth it.... Besides, I did you a favor. LaBunny was pissed at being woken up early this morning. I kept you away from her till she cooled off. 
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Yet he keeps on returning for more.... 
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Wait, I'll be right there, I'm in time. |
I'm waiting at Harvey Field right now. Is this some kind of prank? Our-32, I have an XR80 going up for sale. It's got a nice low seat. You'd have to learn to use a clutch though. |
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Quoted: In the immortal words of Matt Parker and Trey Stone--or is it Matt Stone and Trey Parker?--"There are three kinds of people in the world: dicks, assholes, and pussies..."[/quote Gary Johnson: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! |