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8/17/2007 2:20:30 PM EDT
F is this? It's on my porch now, and is demanding sugar-water!



8/17/2007 2:26:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Chinese wood beetle, they come into the country in the wood of shipping crates,

Very bad invasive speacies, exterminate with extreme prejudice


Chinese scientists have suggested the following control strategies.

  1. Fell infested trees and burn them as well as all branches and foliage.
  2. Submerge infested logs in water.
  3. Fumigate logs with methyl bromide.
  4. Spray crowns of trees with pesticides at the time of adult flight in an effort to kill the beetles before they can infest more trees. Peak emergence is in May/June.
 
8/17/2007 2:30:02 PM EDT
[#2]
G'dam walmart

Anyone wanna see the 'after' pics?
8/17/2007 2:35:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Thank you ODT! You have single-handedly saved the world from an alien invasion!

8/17/2007 2:43:27 PM EDT
[#4]

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Thank you ODT! You have single-handedly saved the world from an alien invasion!



It's all about having the right weaponry



8/17/2007 3:01:02 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
G'dam walmart

Anyone wanna see the 'after' pics?


Um yeah sounds yummy.
8/17/2007 3:08:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Thank you ODT! You have single-handedly saved the world from an alien invasion!



It's all about having the right weaponry

www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos31/mib.jpg




I didn't know those used .22lr!!!  

8/17/2007 3:43:32 PM EDT
[#7]
Actually Shampoo, it's a Banded Alder Borer.

The banded alder borer, Rosalia funeebris Motschulsky, is a member of the beetle family known as Cerambycidae. This family is known collectively as the long horned wood boring beetles. The banded alder borer is the only species of this genus in North America, occurring from Alaska to southern California and in the Rocky Mountains from Idaho to New Mexico. The larvae bore in the trunks of dead Acer, Alnus, Fraxinus, Platanus, Quercus, Salix, and Umbellularia californica, but are not recorded as economically damaging. The adults (Fig. 1) are elongate, flattened, parallel-sided beetles about 25 to 35 mm long. The body and long antennae are conspicuously black-and-white banded. The adults usually are encountered singly in summer, but occasionally they are attracted in numbers to fresh paint. The banded alder borer is not a pest and there is no need for control. Incidentally, adults of this species are highly prized by collectors, and retail outlets that sell insects to collectors charge an impressive price for good specimens.
8/17/2007 4:06:26 PM EDT
[#8]

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Actually Shampoo, it's a Banded Alder Borer.

The banded alder borer, Rosalia funeebris Motschulsky, is a member of the beetle family known as Cerambycidae. This family is known collectively as the long horned wood boring beetles. The banded alder borer is the only species of this genus in North America, occurring from Alaska to southern California and in the Rocky Mountains from Idaho to New Mexico. The larvae bore in the trunks of dead Acer, Alnus, Fraxinus, Platanus, Quercus, Salix, and Umbellularia californica, but are not recorded as economically damaging. The adults (Fig. 1) are elongate, flattened, parallel-sided beetles about 25 to 35 mm long. The body and long antennae are conspicuously black-and-white banded. The adults usually are encountered singly in summer, but occasionally they are attracted in numbers to fresh paint. The banded alder borer is not a pest and there is no need for control. Incidentally, adults of this species are highly prized by collectors, and retail outlets that sell insects to collectors charge an impressive price for good specimens.


Wonder how much it's worth on the bottom of OdTs Boot???


8/17/2007 4:10:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Thats one big bug, I think it is bigger than the shoot the smiley targets!
8/17/2007 4:20:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Actually I didn't kill it per Strats advice, but I'd have had me a fun craigslist post if I'd have captured it.

Just looked all over.... he musta left for his home planet.
8/17/2007 5:36:18 PM EDT
[#11]
5 legs?!
8/17/2007 5:39:33 PM EDT
[#12]

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5 legs?!


17% off, boardwalk sale....
8/17/2007 5:47:35 PM EDT
[#13]
That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?


8/17/2007 6:37:30 PM EDT
[#14]

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That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle02.jpg
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle01.jpg


Oregon Fir Sawyer
8/17/2007 6:50:57 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle02.jpg
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle01.jpg


Oregon Fir Sawyer


Were you one of those nerds in high-school who was more interested in his insect collection than girls?  
8/17/2007 6:55:58 PM EDT
[#16]

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Were you one of those nerds in high-school who was more interested in his insect collection than girls?  


Damn near spot on for what I was coming with.  
8/17/2007 7:00:27 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle02.jpg
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle01.jpg


Oregon Fir Sawyer




uhhhhhh, I don't want to know how you knew that...

8/17/2007 7:06:43 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle02.jpg
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle01.jpg


Oregon Fir Sawyer




uhhhhhh, I don't want to know how you knew that...



Hey Kiss my lips BUGS everybody!
8/17/2007 9:56:44 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
That one is a lot "prettier" than the one I found crawling around my kitchen awhile back.

Can anyone tell me what kind this one is?

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle02.jpg
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n93/mike98321/Beetle01.jpg


Oregon Fir Sawyer


Were you one of those nerds in high-school who was more interested in his insect collection than girls?  


Nope.  Google is your friend.
8/17/2007 10:00:51 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

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Were you one of those nerds in high-school who was more interested in his insect collection than girls?  


Damn near spot on for what I was coming with.  


This coming from someone who sleeps with a goat.
8/17/2007 10:56:51 PM EDT
[#21]

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Nope.  Google is your friend.


It might very well be useful, but I don't refer to inanimate objects (or in this case a piece of code) as my friend.  Not sure what kinds of "friends" you have, but it seems to fit pretty well with the bug-collecting nerd persona you've got going on there.  

On a not-so-sarcastic note, what did you search for to come up with that beetle from the info you gathered by looking at the picture?
8/18/2007 1:05:22 AM EDT
[#22]
It's a butfor


8/18/2007 7:19:30 AM EDT
[#23]

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Nope.  Google is your friend.


It might very well be useful, but I don't refer to inanimate objects (or in this case a piece of code) as my friend.  Not sure what kinds of "friends" you have, but it seems to fit pretty well with the bug-collecting nerd persona you've got going on there.  

On a not-so-sarcastic note, what did you search for to come up with that beetle from the info you gathered by looking at the picture?


Black and White Spotted Beetle

That in turn gave me this page.
8/18/2007 7:33:41 AM EDT
[#24]

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That in turn gave me this page.


O RLY?

8/18/2007 7:43:17 AM EDT
[#25]
8/18/2007 7:53:56 PM EDT
[#26]
I don't give a damn what those are.  I'm in the "kill it with fire" crowd.  After liberal dousing with strong pesticides.
8/18/2007 9:53:34 PM EDT
[#27]

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I don't give a damn what those are.  I'm in the "kill it with fire" crowd.  After liberal dousing with strong pesticides.


I fully approve and endorse dousing liberals with pesticide.  
8/18/2007 10:31:10 PM EDT
[#28]
A little peanut sauce...  some curry...  and