Posted: 12/23/2006 2:42:49 PM EDT
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I did some last minute shopping Yesterday. Strolled into Tiffany & Co (downtown) to get my girl some bling bling for Christmas. The two security guards at the doors were printing REALLY bad. I was surpristed to see them armed. Of course I was too, so I had their back if it went bad! I thought maybe it was their radio, but as I walked around one of them I could see his radio was at the front of his coat (about 1am on the batman belt).... |
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I hit the booze shop tonight to get some rum and they actually had an armed guard standing out front....well, I use the term "standing" loosly. This dude was so frikken flabby that the belly hangin inside the pants was bigger then the part above the belt. He "sloshed" when he walked. No biggie, thats his albatross to deal with in life, so no big deal. All was fine until as I was standing in line, I watched 10 forms of dirtbags walk into the liquor store, including one of those retard insane clown posse "juggalos" or whatevery they call themselves, and he ignored them because they were all white. The moment a black guy and his girlfriend walked into the store, who looked ten times more respecatable then the last ten clowns that walked in, this dude follows them into the store and follows them around until they stand in line and go up and pay. He left all the white people alone no matter how trashy they looked. Fucking retard security idiot. |

To bad I didn't think about that first. Actually, I would have said something like 'So, what were the security guards, laser or color?'